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Ball So Hard University
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Poetry Night: Hardcore Holly (Humor)
Welcome. I would like to extend my cultural expressions to you all in this wonderful Haiku, over which I have contemplated for approximately 27 seconds. Be at peace, my children, and please share your poems with me as that we can further our cultural understandings of one another, and grow as a body of peace... And wisdom.
Hardcore Holly Haiku: Beautiful winter The snow settles on the trees Hardcore Holly sucks ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Fthagn?
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The Next Great One н²
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#4 |
Ball So Hard University
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Yeah, I am kind of off and spacy. *Removes most of it*
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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That last "haiku" was a 5-7-7 pattern, not 5-7-5
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I despise talent
Because I have paid my dues Jealous, I hate you |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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How do you like me
Now? I'm injury prone and Balding; you're so fat |
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Ball So Hard University
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Frustrated, the boss
Makes me job to Brock Lesnar I am not a hoss |
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Fthagn?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Raven, D-Lo Brown
and Brian "Spanky" Kendricks Talent jobs to me |
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Ball So Hard University
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The neck brace comes off
I will start the JOB SQUAD up Mid-card, love Al Snow |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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bitter bleach-blonde man
my one-trick pony dropkicks I hurt myself lots |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I will not mention
My deceased "cousin" Michael 'Cause only I count |
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Ball So Hard University
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I am tough enough
Sticks and stones may break my bones So do power bombs |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Jobbers like kindling
If they paid their dues they would Be tough like I am. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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My racecar driving
Is much like my wrestling as Both can get you killed. Last edited by Kane Knight; 02-06-2004 at 12:09 PM. Reason: wrote "is" instead of "as" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Jeff Hardy is nothing
I paid my dues so I'm The better poet. |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Start your engines Bob,
Your career is about to start now. CRASH! Over like that. |
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Ball So Hard University
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Don't know why Hunter
Got that Y-J Stinger ad I feel the sting more |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Hardcore is my name,
Jobbing is my thing to day, But don't tell me that. |
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Drop kicking my way
To the top of the business I am a true beast |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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I only throw a
mediocre dropkick, but Vince thinks it's the best |
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Bob "Spark Plugg" Holly
Would you like some fries with that Thank you, please drive through |
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Another Haiku thread, eh?
Well, I don't feel like using my brain right now, but LOL at some of the haikus we have. |
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But, I digress....... Eminem hairdo Without Eminem's mic skills Floppy donkey dick |
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Ball So Hard University
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Don't people like me?
I am Sparky f**king Plugg! HELLO!? I OWN YOU? |
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Kevin Nash's Only Fan
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LOL!!!
Here's Mine: i wish i was brock come now, let's check oh look, there's lesnar breakin another guy's neck!!! |
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IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR THING
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Fill it up here
with unleaded premium gas like my new job mister? |
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The Next Great One н²
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Dub loves the kids!
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I'm not an asshole
I beat the shit out of Matt Shit on you Kane Knight |
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IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR THING
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your reputation is crap "needs to get his shit together" its no wonder why |
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IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR THING
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Humiliated a learning jobber
Look how tough I am ![]() pathetic I really be |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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That's all that really matters To me anyway |
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This thread has been bumped
Hardcore Holly is a fag Black and blue buttocks |
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SEX APPEAL
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One credit to my name
Did something no one else ever did do Jobbed all main event stint |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Bumping this thread yet again Jealous of Maven I say I am buff Listen to Hillary Duff I trained Buff the Stuff Trained many people. I taught Bradshaw what he knows. Hmph, not a lot there. Vince says I'm over Yet for some reason I still Can Not fold a chair. Easy fold my ass I am a worthless person Internet fans said |
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#38 |
Ball So Hard University
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Always, those were beautiful man. LoL.
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MITTENS
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duh huh dau hea nuh
wah dda fa yu sha wa nu bwock you awer next |
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