Poetry Night: Hardcore Holly (Humor)
 

Welcome. I would like to extend my cultural expressions to you all in this wonderful Haiku, over which I have contemplated for approximately 27 seconds. Be at peace, my children, and please share your poems with me as that we can further our cultural understandings of one another, and grow as a body of peace... And wisdom.

Hardcore Holly Haiku:

Beautiful winter
The snow settles on the trees
Hardcore Holly sucks

:|

:D

Yeah, I am kind of off and spacy. *Removes most of it* :p

Ew. Let this thread die. :(

That last "haiku" was a 5-7-7 pattern, not 5-7-5

I despise talent
Because I have paid my dues
Jealous, I hate you

How do you like me
Now? I'm injury prone and
Balding; you're so fat

Frustrated, the boss
Makes me job to Brock Lesnar
I am not a hoss

Raven, D-Lo Brown
and Brian "Spanky" Kendricks
Talent jobs to me

The neck brace comes off
I will start the JOB SQUAD up
Mid-card, love Al Snow

bitter bleach-blonde man
my one-trick pony dropkicks
I hurt myself lots

I will not mention
My deceased "cousin" Michael
'Cause only I count

I am tough enough
Sticks and stones may break my bones
So do power bombs

Jobbers like kindling
If they paid their dues they would
Be tough like I am.

My racecar driving
Is much like my wrestling as
Both can get you killed.

Jeff Hardy is nothing
I paid my dues so I'm
The better poet.

Start your engines Bob,
Your career is about to start now.
CRASH! Over like that.

Don't know why Hunter
Got that Y-J Stinger ad
I feel the sting more

Hardcore is my name,
Jobbing is my thing to day,
But don't tell me that.

Drop kicking my way
To the top of the business
I am a true beast

I only throw a
mediocre dropkick, but
Vince thinks it's the best

Bob "Spark Plugg" Holly
Would you like some fries with that
Thank you, please drive through

Another Haiku thread, eh?

Well, I don't feel like using my brain right now, but LOL at some of the haikus we have.

lol, didn't realize there was one before... only been here a couple weeks. Sheer boredom man.

But, I digress.......

Eminem hairdo
Without Eminem's mic skills
Floppy donkey dick

Don't people like me?
I am Sparky f**king Plugg!
HELLO!? I OWN YOU?

LOL!!!

Here's Mine:
i wish i was brock
come now, let's check
oh look, there's lesnar breakin another guy's neck!!!

Fill it up here
with unleaded premium gas
like my new job mister?

:D

I'm not an asshole
I beat the shit out of Matt
Shit on you Kane Knight

your reputation is crap
"needs to get his shit together"
its no wonder why

Humiliated a learning jobber
Look how tough I am :roll:
pathetic I really be

Made loopydate laugh
That's all that really matters
To me anyway

This thread has been bumped
Hardcore Holly is a fag
Black and blue buttocks

<center>I say I'm hardcore
Bumping this thread yet again
Jealous of Maven

I say I am buff
Listen to Hillary Duff
I trained Buff the Stuff

Trained many people.
I taught Bradshaw what he knows.
Hmph, not a lot there.

Vince says I'm over
Yet for some reason I still
Can Not fold a chair.

Easy fold my ass
I am a worthless person
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Always, those were beautiful man. LoL.

duh huh dau hea nuh
wah dda fa yu sha wa nu
bwock you awer next

Quality my friend, QUALITY :lol: