Wrestler conversations..in kayfabe?

[Jaton]

I was reading something early, and it made me wonder..what do you think the guys actually talk about after they just come out of a match and they're still kind of kayfabish?

[Xero]

Undertaker: Don't touch me, I'm still dead.

[Kane Knight]

Undertaker: Don't touch me, I'm still dead.

HHH::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:

[Xero]

JR: BAHGAWD! YOU'RE GOOFIER THAN A PET COON HON! YOU SMELL BETTER THAN TRISH STRATUS AT A BBQ!

Wife: Jim, this gets creepier every night...

[owenbrown]

JR: BAHGAWD! YOU'RE GOOFIER THAN A PET COON HON! YOU SMELL BETTER THAN TRISH STRATUS AT A BBQ!

Wife: Jim, this gets creepier every night...

King: PUPPIES!

[Corkscrewed]

CENA: ........................ there isn't even any prisoners around here...

[TerranRich]

CARLITO: No chicken salad? ... Dat's not cool!
SNITSKY: Carly, it's a frickin' buffet. Take what you can get.
KHALI: ABRBRBARBERBRBRBERBABRBAR KHALI BRBARBERBERBABRBBAR
SNITSKY: No, I don't think there's any more coffee left, sorry, Dalip.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Angle: "Come on you cheapskate."
Benoit: "Sorry, I can't reach my wallet. My shoulder remember?"
Angle: "Great, then I'll just pick up the dinner tab WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!"

[Savio]

DMV lady: Your Name please?

Aramando: MY NAME ES ARRRRMANDO AL- oh wait Charles Wellington.

[Schoenauer]

*After a violent shooting*
Witness: OH MY GOD, THIS MAN IS DYING!
Snitsky: That wasn't my fault...

[PorkSoda]

Edge and Lita are eating dinner.

Edge: Pass the butter.

Edge receives salt and pepper.

[Chavo Classic]

*After a violent shooting*
Witness: <s>OH MY GOD, THIS MAN IS DYING!</s> OH MY GOD, THIS JOKE IS OVERUSED
Snitsky: That wasn't my fault...

[Xero]

*Rey trips and falls off a cliff, just hanging on*

Rey: OH EDDIE! PLEASE SAVE ME!

*5 hours later, night falls*

Rey: .... Eddie?

[Xero]

Edge and Lita are eating dinner.

Edge: Pass the butter.

Edge receives STDs.

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge: Amy, could you take the rental car back to the rental place?

*Lita takes the car back to the rental place*

*Edge receives a call from the rental dealer*

Person: Mr. Copeland, could you please come to our location, we have something to show you.

Edge: Okay, I'll be right there. Amy come with?

*Edge and Lita shows up to a car driven inside the dealership*

Edge: Amy...I told you to drive the car TO here, not INSIDE here!

Lita: ...Oops.

[Arnold HamNegger]

HBK: "Lord forgive me for I have sinned on SNME."
God: "Who cares, noone was watching."

[Jaton]

HBK: "Lord forgive me for I have sinned on SNME."
God: "Who cares, noone was watching."

[TerranRich]

HBK: "Lord forgive me for I have sinned on SNME."
God: "Who cares, noone was watching."

[Schoenauer]

Hardcore Holly: You're under arrest for not paying your dues!
*Holly slams drunk against the driver side window of his car*

[Impeccable]

Chloe:...

[RottingFreak]

Sandman:...

[Xero]

CM Punk: HUH?

[FourFifty]

Matt Striker: Hello, class, it is I, Matt Striker you're teacher. Today I'm going to teach you something modern! Something relevant! The Internet!

Lesnar: Internet? KILLL!!!!!

Matt Hardy: :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

Someone merge this into Wrestling Scenes from a Hat! :shifty:

[TerranRich]

Employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald's, what would you like today?
Khali: BRBRBARBERBRBABRBEABRBAER KHALI BRBBARBARERBABAR
Employee: Okay, so that's...two #9's...and a large Coke on the side...
Khali: BRARBERABERBERABA!
Employee: Oh, no, I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of root beer.
Khali: BRABRBEAR?
Employee: Nope, only Coke products, sorry.
Khali: BRRBEARBEAR BREARA?
Employee: Yes, sir, let me get my manager...

[Jaton]

Why do you want it merged?

[Savio]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Mister Sinister]

Yes I do...sometimes even up to 5 times at night.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Never borrow a condom from the Big Show.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/condom.jpg