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BISONICA
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Wrestler conversations..in kayfabe?
I was reading something early, and it made me wonder..what do you think the guys actually talk about after they just come out of a match and they're still kind of kayfabish?
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He's Here
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Undertaker: Don't touch me, I'm still dead.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He's Here
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JR: BAHGAWD! YOU'RE GOOFIER THAN A PET COON HON! YOU SMELL BETTER THAN TRISH STRATUS AT A BBQ!
Wife: Jim, this gets creepier every night... |
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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CENA: ........................ there isn't even any prisoners around here...
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Herp a derp, and so on
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CARLITO: No chicken salad? ... Dat's not cool!
SNITSKY: Carly, it's a frickin' buffet. Take what you can get. KHALI: ABRBRBARBERBRBRBERBABRBAR KHALI BRBARBERBERBABRBBAR SNITSKY: No, I don't think there's any more coffee left, sorry, Dalip. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Angle: "Come on you cheapskate."
Benoit: "Sorry, I can't reach my wallet. My shoulder remember?" Angle: "Great, then I'll just pick up the dinner tab WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!" Last edited by Arnold HamNegger; 07-18-2006 at 08:56 PM. |
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Spammy Certified
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DMV lady: Your Name please?
Aramando: MY NAME ES ARRRRMANDO AL- oh wait Charles Wellington. |
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Don't be hatin' bitch!
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*After a violent shooting*
Witness: OH MY GOD, THIS MAN IS DYING! Snitsky: That wasn't my fault... |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Edge and Lita are eating dinner.
Edge: Pass the butter. Edge receives salt and pepper. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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He's Here
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*Rey trips and falls off a cliff, just hanging on*
Rey: OH EDDIE! PLEASE SAVE ME! *5 hours later, night falls* Rey: .... Eddie? |
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He's Here
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...IN HD!!!!
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Edge: Amy, could you take the rental car back to the rental place?
*Lita takes the car back to the rental place* *Edge receives a call from the rental dealer* Person: Mr. Copeland, could you please come to our location, we have something to show you. Edge: Okay, I'll be right there. Amy come with? *Edge and Lita shows up to a car driven inside the dealership* Edge: Amy...I told you to drive the car TO here, not INSIDE here! Lita: ...Oops. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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HBK: "Lord forgive me for I have sinned on SNME."
God: "Who cares, noone was watching." |
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BISONICA
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Don't be hatin' bitch!
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Hardcore Holly: You're under arrest for not paying your dues!
*Holly slams drunk against the driver side window of his car* |
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Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
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Chloe:...
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Rave Autopsy Subculture
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Sandman:...
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He's Here
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CM Punk: HUH?
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Matt Striker: Hello, class, it is I, Matt Striker you're teacher. Today I'm going to teach you something modern! Something relevant! The Internet!
Lesnar: Internet? KILLL!!!!! Matt Hardy: ![]() |
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Someone merge this into Wrestling Scenes from a Hat!
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald's, what would you like today?
Khali: BRBRBARBERBRBABRBEABRBAER KHALI BRBBARBARERBABAR Employee: Okay, so that's...two #9's...and a large Coke on the side... Khali: BRARBERABERBERABA! Employee: Oh, no, I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of root beer. Khali: BRABRBEAR? Employee: Nope, only Coke products, sorry. Khali: BRRBEARBEAR BREARA? Employee: Yes, sir, let me get my manager... |
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BISONICA
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Why do you want it merged?
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Spammy Certified
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Yes I do...sometimes even up to 5 times at night.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Never borrow a condom from the Big Show.
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