View Full Version : Favourite wrestling quotes.
Ben Rodrigues
07-22-2006, 08:26 AM
Through the years, there have been a ton of great wrestling quotes. How bout you guys name a few of your favourites.
Couple that I can think of that I really liked are -
"Learn to love it, learn to live with it. Diamonds are forever and so is Ric Flair".
- Ric Flair
and
"...and may the best man win. Me."
- Bret Hart
OverTaker
07-22-2006, 08:53 AM
The Rock always made me laugh.
The Rock Imitating Kurt Angle:I'm going to drink a big glass of milk, eat some chocolate chip cookies and maybe I'll take 3 viagra.
"Perry Saturn, Now The Rock knows that you have one eye going in this direction and the other eye going that direction. The Rock is hoping that for one single solitary second the the eye going that way is looking at The Rocks hand going that way So the Rock will slap that crooked eye straight!"
"Or maybe the Undertaker wants to jump on his motorcycle and ride around the ring because it gives him that funny...feeling."
Yashamaga
07-22-2006, 04:25 PM
"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your solems, talk about John 3:16... ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass! All's he's gotta do is go buy himself a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try and get back some of that courage he had in his prime"
Yashamaga
07-22-2006, 04:28 PM
and another good austin quote:
"Undertaker, this sunday your big dead ass belongs to the rattlesnake"
jindrak
07-22-2006, 04:37 PM
Paul Heyman discussing failure at the end of Rise and Fall of ECW dvd.
Yashamaga
07-22-2006, 04:43 PM
Shane Douglas, Heatwave '98
"YOU PIECE OF CRAP FINNEGAN! HE WAS REACHING FOR THE ROOOOOPPPPPEEEESSSSS!!! BAM BAM WAS REACHING FOR THE ROOOPPPPPEEEESSSSS....BITCH! BITCH!"
Taz: "Hey douglas, beat me if you can, survive if I let you"
Shane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *throws a monitor into the crowd*
The Show Off
07-22-2006, 05:46 PM
Shane Douglas, Heatwave '98
"YOU PIECE OF CRAP FINNEGAN! HE WAS REACHING FOR THE ROOOOOPPPPPEEEESSSSS!!! BAM BAM WAS REACHING FOR THE ROOOPPPPPEEEESSSSS....BITCH! BITCH!"
Taz: "Hey douglas, beat me if you can, survive if I let you"
Shane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *throws a monitor into the crowd*
Heatwave '98 that was classic Franchise.
FourFifty
07-22-2006, 06:35 PM
"Fuck you you're wrong! Fuck you we're right!" Paul Heyman
Afterlife
07-24-2006, 07:45 AM
"The tiger has changed his stripes because he is a rattlesnake!!!"
Classic brainbender from good ol' JR.
Innovator
07-24-2006, 07:54 AM
"That goes for you too toots, if I want to you open your mouth, I'd drop my pants." - Austin Aries
Afterlife
07-24-2006, 08:15 AM
"I'm 500 pounds, and a 7 foot giant; to me, you're the white girl and I'm Kobe Bryant." -- Big Show, battlerapping Cena.
TerranRich
07-24-2006, 09:44 AM
"Oh, Dear God... my name is Billy! And I just won King of the Ring! But there's one problem! Everybody still thinks that I absolutely SUCK!" and the entire promo thereafter. :lol:
korinkahn
07-24-2006, 09:51 AM
I got a Freak on my left, a freak on my right and a freak in a box
Papa Pump
Afterlife
07-24-2006, 11:11 AM
"Chicks dig masks!" -- Hurricane.
Stone Colds gonna drive down highway 3:16 hang a right on the corner of know your role blvd and jabroni drive and check into the smackdown hotel and burn that sum bitch to the ground
FourFifty
07-24-2006, 04:06 PM
"The tiger has changed his stripes because he is a rattlesnake!!!"
Classic brainbender from good ol' JR.
Another JR. Classic...
"He better hope that chair is made of chocolate because he just took a bite out of it!"
Volare
07-24-2006, 04:26 PM
Austin from ECW:
"Right now in the ring I see two jabronis...(Points at "Woman") and from the places I've been about a five dollar piece of ass!"
My Final Heaven
07-24-2006, 09:40 PM
Monty Brown: "Christian, you like to talk about "how you roll." Well let me tell you, When you roll into the serengeti, the only thing that rolls out is your HEAD!!!" not neccessarily great, just really funny.
"These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it’s my turn. I’m going to make you beg, Dibiase, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humbled. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate, that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice."
Dorkchop
07-24-2006, 10:09 PM
ANYTHING THAT EDGE AND CHRISTIAN SAID! AND ALSO FOLEY AND ANGLE DURING THAT TIME TOO. THIS IS CAPS WORTHY!
I'll post some quotes later.
Dorkchop
07-24-2006, 10:12 PM
Kurt: Rey, you're like a little boy and I'm going to get on top of you..
And everything he said during that segement. If anyone can post more of what Angle said, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Skippord
07-24-2006, 10:21 PM
Edge:Its cool Kurt you go out there kick the snot out of HHH's neverending nose and afterwords we'll all have cake.
Christian:Cake rocks the body that rocks the party.
Afterlife
07-25-2006, 03:04 AM
"Dude, I just realized my boots totally say 'Edge'." -- Edge.
James Steele
07-25-2006, 03:10 AM
Paul Heyman discussing failure at the end of Rise and Fall of ECW dvd.
That was a real "whoa" kinda thing.
Lara Emily
07-25-2006, 03:51 AM
Lance Storm in response to the Godfather's announcement that he'd gone into legitimate business.
"If I can be serious for a minute...now Godfather, you listen to me. Nobody enjoys a good time more than I do, but this business of yours is as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which of course is illegitimate because as we all know donkeys have four legs. Whatever... "
To this day that remains my favorite quote in wrestling
TerranRich
07-25-2006, 10:14 AM
LOL, Lance Storm was hilarious in a straight-man kinda way. I miss him.
"It, like... is an HONOR for you to sit there and shave my ass!" (Billy Gunn)
Y2Jeremy
07-25-2006, 10:51 AM
Lance was gold. ""If I can be serious for a minute. I need to address these chants. I am tired of you people calling me boring. I am a wrestler, not an entertainer. If you want bells and whistles, I suggest you go to the circus."
or something VERY similar. I miss Storm.
Corkscrewed
07-25-2006, 01:35 PM
Storm was awesome as a wrestler and still awesome as a blogger. Never a dull thing to say.
Yashamaga
07-25-2006, 05:43 PM
"Who are YOU to doubt El Dandy?"
Bret Hart
Innovator
07-25-2006, 06:05 PM
*Fans Chanting at Jimmy Rave*: Jimmy likes balls! Jimmy likes balls!
*Adam Pearce pats him on the shoulder*: It's ok....it's ok that they know
fans at ecw ons 2 chanting at orton
you suck dick you suck dick
orton swallows orton swallows
that was priceless
loopydate
07-25-2006, 06:40 PM
"Dude, I just realized my boots totally say 'Edge'." -- Edge.
My (then-) roommate and I used to quote E&C promos to each other all the time. This was always one of my favorites.
Also, Edge talking about being in Highlander: Endgame: "It will make me a star of HUGE magnitutions!"
Corndad
07-25-2006, 08:14 PM
I guess I'd have to set this one up...
Just as the No Mercy PPV I believe in 2001 or 02 was coming on...
This was the PPV where they lead up with the whole Katie Vick angle with HHH and Kane while Undertaker was in a storyline with Brock Lesnar leading to Hell in a Cell. Weeks leading up to it Lesnar and Paul Heyman brought in a woman who says Taker cheated on his wife with her...real soap opera stuff. SO as the PPV started you see Kane walking into locker room and sitting down beside Taker, looks at him and says...
"So... How was your week?"
I seriously laughed. May not have been the funnest or the most remembered, but one I won't forget.
The One
07-25-2006, 08:37 PM
Kurt Angle - I broke my leg earlier today. I'm fine! I'm hoping around!
Kurt Angle - I broke my leg earlier today. I'm fine! I'm hoping around!
This was to Triple H:
"I tore my freakin' quad this morning and look at me! I'm fine!" (scoffs)
"Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And what I want all of you Jerichoholics to do tonight is to take out your cameras because standing right over there, for the benefit of those of you who have flash photography is a Hanson haired, cheesily grinning, bonafide jackass! But seriously Edge-ward, I know you want to be on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine, and as far as I'm concerned you're a shoe in because let's face it who knows more about beating than you tiger!"
-Chris Jericho to Edge
"We're ALL Hungry Hippos. The marbles represent obstacles in our life that block our Chi."
-Rob Van Dam to Kane
"Lita is jerking Edge off! ...that ladder..."
-Jim Ross during WrestleMania X-7's TLC Match
James Steele
07-25-2006, 09:16 PM
"We're ALL Hungry Hippos. The marbles represent obstacles in our life that block our Chi."
-Rob Van Dam to Kane
:rofl:
When was this?
FourFifty
07-25-2006, 11:02 PM
:rofl:
When was this?
X-mas time a few years ago. The game was a gift to Kane. Kane in turn talked about how he spent his X-mas as a child by pulling wings off flies.
"I knew I should have gotten him shoots and ladders!" -RVD
LOL
Forgot about that part.
James Steele
07-25-2006, 11:10 PM
:rofl:
If anybody can find this on YouTube before I do I will rep you.
TerranRich
07-25-2006, 11:26 PM
"Lita is jerking Edge off! ...that ladder..."
-Jim Ross during WrestleMania X-7's TLC Match
Ummmmm.... Lita was not with Edge that far back. That was during the Money In The Bank Ladder Match at WM 21. I think.
Innovator
07-25-2006, 11:28 PM
Lita seconded the Hardyz in TLC 2
James Steele
07-25-2006, 11:33 PM
Ummmmm.... Lita was not with Edge that far back. That was during the Money In The Bank Ladder Match at WM 21. I think.
It was at X-Seven because of the clusterfuck they did in the match with the 3 interferences.
TerranRich
07-26-2006, 02:42 PM
AH-HAH! You're right! Lita was with the Hardyz at that time. Wow, mind fart! Thanks.
Afterlife
07-26-2006, 03:32 PM
"No." -- Tyson Tomko.
Innovator
07-26-2006, 08:12 PM
Delirious: $#^*%Y^U%(V^@(V^&%(V^&%$(V &%$(^V&$ $% $%^ $(#%& $%& B$#B& $%&# B$%B&$# B& BAH ABJH A$%@$ ^ ^%$H %$IHGJKHG%$HG KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loopydate
07-26-2006, 08:20 PM
"No." -- Tyson Tomko.
That was a great segment. Although it makes me sad, because it reminds me how close WWE came to actually pushing Christian.
:'(
"See, there's only two things I care about, and I'm gonna see is the man who wins the title and the belt, and that man will be me!"
-Sid Vicious, WCW, 2000
McLegend
07-26-2006, 08:42 PM
Samoa Joe to Larry Zbyszko
"Zbyszko they call you the living legend...well soon they're just gonna be calling you legend."
RGWhat316
07-26-2006, 08:54 PM
There have been way too many good quotes. One that comes to mind was last August in Montreal afte Bret Hart's music played. Shawn Michaels "Got your hopes up just a little bit, didn't I?" :lol: I rolled during that whole segment.
Samoa Joe to Larry Zbyszko
"Zbyszko they call you the living legend...well soon they're just gonna be calling you legend."
i loved that
but here's my favorite of joe
Joe: with goldberg they said who's next but with me it's who's left
Innovator
07-26-2006, 09:54 PM
*Austin Aries picking up pieces of a broken necklace*
Austin Aries: THIS NECKLACE WAS WORTH $1000!
Fan: No it wasn't
Austin Aries: YES IT WAS! I MADE IT!
Innovator
07-26-2006, 09:55 PM
Ricky Reyes/Noon: Hey, go get a double quarter pounder with cheese.....ON ME
Lara Emily
07-27-2006, 04:33 AM
Storm was awesome as a wrestler and still awesome as a blogger. Never a dull thing to say.
I always hated when peopel said he had no charisma, he did, it was a blatantly dry charisma that worked so well, deadpan humour is great
RVDmark
07-27-2006, 05:25 AM
:rofl:
If anybody can find this on YouTube before I do I will rep you.
Same Here Rep Available.
James Steele
07-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Is it just me or is Samoa Joe annoying as hell on the mic.
McLegend
07-27-2006, 02:49 PM
I love his low key promo style.
James Steele
07-27-2006, 02:55 PM
I love his low key promo style.
His voice annoys me and his lines are corny. Other than that, he has great potential.
TerranRich
07-28-2006, 10:19 AM
LMAO, Sid's line, some Nitro in '99:
"You know that you are half the man that I am and I have half the brain that you do!" :lol:
FourFifty
07-29-2006, 12:55 AM
"Now with 35 percent MORE ASS!!!! *Chomp!*"
Volare
07-30-2006, 08:30 AM
who here misses the godfather everytime he came to the ring and cut his line.
Never missed him being on...Till he became the goodfather
WilliamRegal
07-30-2006, 11:47 AM
WHAT!!!!
Yashamaga
08-03-2006, 01:51 PM
Flair: LUGER! LUGER! LUGERRRRRRRR! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!
and: MEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!-WHOOOOOOOO!- BY GOD GENE!
lol I love Flair
Remember how fucking awesome Lance Storm's prepared statement was.
Also, him saying "Splendid" at Summerslam 2001 after asking for no interruptions was one of the highlights of the Invasion angle.
Lord-Of-Darkness
08-03-2006, 06:45 PM
I guess I'd have to set this one up...
Just as the No Mercy PPV I believe in 2001 or 02 was coming on...
This was the PPV where they lead up with the whole Katie Vick angle with HHH and Kane while Undertaker was in a storyline with Brock Lesnar leading to Hell in a Cell. Weeks leading up to it Lesnar and Paul Heyman brought in a woman who says Taker cheated on his wife with her...real soap opera stuff. SO as the PPV started you see Kane walking into locker room and sitting down beside Taker, looks at him and says...
"So... How was your week?"
I seriously laughed. May not have been the funnest or the most remembered, but one I won't forget.
lol, I definatly agree with that, I'll never forget that.
Also people have been mentioning mistakes in promos, so I was looking on youtube the other day and there was a video of Orton when he was GM for a night....
'Tonight, it will be La Resistnce verses William Regal and Eugene.....for the World Heavyweight Championship!'
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