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Favourite wrestling quotes.
Through the years, there have been a ton of great wrestling quotes. How bout you guys name a few of your favourites.
Couple that I can think of that I really liked are - "Learn to love it, learn to live with it. Diamonds are forever and so is Ric Flair". - Ric Flair and "...and may the best man win. Me." - Bret Hart I guess I told him! Nobody messes with Adam We!
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#2 |
TPWW Since '04
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The Rock always made me laugh.
The Rock Imitating Kurt Angle:I'm going to drink a big glass of milk, eat some chocolate chip cookies and maybe I'll take 3 viagra. "Perry Saturn, Now The Rock knows that you have one eye going in this direction and the other eye going that direction. The Rock is hoping that for one single solitary second the the eye going that way is looking at The Rocks hand going that way So the Rock will slap that crooked eye straight!" "Or maybe the Undertaker wants to jump on his motorcycle and ride around the ring because it gives him that funny...feeling." |
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The Franchise
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"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your solems, talk about John 3:16... ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass! All's he's gotta do is go buy himself a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try and get back some of that courage he had in his prime"
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#4 |
The Franchise
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and another good austin quote:
"Undertaker, this sunday your big dead ass belongs to the rattlesnake" |
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HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE
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Paul Heyman discussing failure at the end of Rise and Fall of ECW dvd.
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The Franchise
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Shane Douglas, Heatwave '98
"YOU PIECE OF CRAP FINNEGAN! HE WAS REACHING FOR THE ROOOOOPPPPPEEEESSSSS!!! BAM BAM WAS REACHING FOR THE ROOOPPPPPEEEESSSSS....BITCH! BITCH!" Taz: "Hey douglas, beat me if you can, survive if I let you" Shane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *throws a monitor into the crowd* |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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"Fuck you you're wrong! Fuck you we're right!" Paul Heyman
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So fucking sexy.
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"The tiger has changed his stripes because he is a rattlesnake!!!"
Classic brainbender from good ol' JR. |
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Inno Knows.
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"That goes for you too toots, if I want to you open your mouth, I'd drop my pants." - Austin Aries
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So fucking sexy.
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"I'm 500 pounds, and a 7 foot giant; to me, you're the white girl and I'm Kobe Bryant." -- Big Show, battlerapping Cena.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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"Oh, Dear God... my name is Billy! And I just won King of the Ring! But there's one problem! Everybody still thinks that I absolutely SUCK!" and the entire promo thereafter.
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#13 |
Guest
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I got a Freak on my left, a freak on my right and a freak in a box
Papa Pump |
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#14 |
So fucking sexy.
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"Chicks dig masks!" -- Hurricane.
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A Proud MF'R
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Stone Colds gonna drive down highway 3:16 hang a right on the corner of know your role blvd and jabroni drive and check into the smackdown hotel and burn that sum bitch to the ground
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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"He better hope that chair is made of chocolate because he just took a bite out of it!" |
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Austin from ECW:
"Right now in the ring I see two jabronis...(Points at "Woman") and from the places I've been about a five dollar piece of ass!" |
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Save_Us.sandwich
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Monty Brown: "Christian, you like to talk about "how you roll." Well let me tell you, When you roll into the serengeti, the only thing that rolls out is your HEAD!!!" not neccessarily great, just really funny.
"These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it’s my turn. I’m going to make you beg, Dibiase, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humbled. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate, that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice." Last edited by My Final Heaven; 07-24-2006 at 09:43 PM. |
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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ANYTHING THAT EDGE AND CHRISTIAN SAID! AND ALSO FOLEY AND ANGLE DURING THAT TIME TOO. THIS IS CAPS WORTHY!
I'll post some quotes later. |
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#20 |
facebook.com/bloquemen
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Kurt: Rey, you're like a little boy and I'm going to get on top of you..
And everything he said during that segement. If anyone can post more of what Angle said, I'd greatly appreciate it. |
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#21 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Edge:Its cool Kurt you go out there kick the snot out of HHH's neverending nose and afterwords we'll all have cake.
Christian:Cake rocks the body that rocks the party. |
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#22 |
So fucking sexy.
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"Dude, I just realized my boots totally say 'Edge'." -- Edge.
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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#24 |
Hey
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Lance Storm in response to the Godfather's announcement that he'd gone into legitimate business.
"If I can be serious for a minute...now Godfather, you listen to me. Nobody enjoys a good time more than I do, but this business of yours is as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which of course is illegitimate because as we all know donkeys have four legs. Whatever... " To this day that remains my favorite quote in wrestling |
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#25 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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LOL, Lance Storm was hilarious in a straight-man kinda way. I miss him.
"It, like... is an HONOR for you to sit there and shave my ass!" (Billy Gunn) |
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is Brilliant
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Lance was gold. ""If I can be serious for a minute. I need to address these chants. I am tired of you people calling me boring. I am a wrestler, not an entertainer. If you want bells and whistles, I suggest you go to the circus."
or something VERY similar. I miss Storm. |
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Storm was awesome as a wrestler and still awesome as a blogger. Never a dull thing to say.
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#28 |
The Franchise
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"Who are YOU to doubt El Dandy?"
Bret Hart |
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#29 |
Inno Knows.
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*Fans Chanting at Jimmy Rave*: Jimmy likes balls! Jimmy likes balls!
*Adam Pearce pats him on the shoulder*: It's ok....it's ok that they know |
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#30 |
A Proud MF'R
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fans at ecw ons 2 chanting at orton
you suck dick you suck dick orton swallows orton swallows that was priceless |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Also, Edge talking about being in Highlander: Endgame: "It will make me a star of HUGE magnitutions!" |
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#YesMovement
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I guess I'd have to set this one up...
Just as the No Mercy PPV I believe in 2001 or 02 was coming on... This was the PPV where they lead up with the whole Katie Vick angle with HHH and Kane while Undertaker was in a storyline with Brock Lesnar leading to Hell in a Cell. Weeks leading up to it Lesnar and Paul Heyman brought in a woman who says Taker cheated on his wife with her...real soap opera stuff. SO as the PPV started you see Kane walking into locker room and sitting down beside Taker, looks at him and says... "So... How was your week?" I seriously laughed. May not have been the funnest or the most remembered, but one I won't forget. |
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Boss
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Kurt Angle - I broke my leg earlier today. I'm fine! I'm hoping around!
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"Ask him!"
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"I tore my freakin' quad this morning and look at me! I'm fine!" (scoffs) "Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And what I want all of you Jerichoholics to do tonight is to take out your cameras because standing right over there, for the benefit of those of you who have flash photography is a Hanson haired, cheesily grinning, bonafide jackass! But seriously Edge-ward, I know you want to be on the cover of Tiger Beat magazine, and as far as I'm concerned you're a shoe in because let's face it who knows more about beating than you tiger!" -Chris Jericho to Edge "We're ALL Hungry Hippos. The marbles represent obstacles in our life that block our Chi." -Rob Van Dam to Kane "Lita is jerking Edge off! ...that ladder..." -Jim Ross during WrestleMania X-7's TLC Match |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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X-mas time a few years ago. The game was a gift to Kane. Kane in turn talked about how he spent his X-mas as a child by pulling wings off flies. "I knew I should have gotten him shoots and ladders!" -RVD |
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"Ask him!"
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LOL
Forgot about that part. |
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#38 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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![]() If anybody can find this on YouTube before I do I will rep you. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Inno Knows.
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Lita seconded the Hardyz in TLC 2
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