Raw thread 7-24-07 "Runnin Wild?"

[SuperSlim]

Hogan retiring :rofl:

I must admit I had to not have been thinkin if I even thought about Hogan retiring :p

[Innovator]

Just be sure you don't cross swords like Turtle and Drama. :y:Speaking of Entourage, E is a lucky little punk

[Azriel]

No, wasn't that big of a Hacksaw fan

[Skippord]

Do you mark out for Hacksaw too?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Blitz]

Speaking of Entourage, E is a lucky little punk
Yep.

Sloan>Tori, IMHO.

[Skippord]

What the hell does that even mean JR?

[Blitz]

Yeahhhhhh Mickie :drool:

[Skippord]

Ew

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sloan is hotter than shit.

[PullMyFinger]

Mickie James - man she is cute!

[Skippord]

JR not Mickie

[Blitz]

Why the fuck is Candice wrestling.

[Linkbowler]

What the hell? Star Jones naked?

[SuperSlim]

I am a big fan of Mickie and why is it that I like her theme?

[SuperSlim]

Why the fuck is Candice wrestling.

they think she looks good in wrestling gear

[Skippord]

I like Candice's attire

[Azriel]

The only WWE superstars I'll probably always mark out for are: Hogan, Taker, Austin, Rock, Foley, and HHH

[Innovator]

I hope to hell this doesn't lead to Orton v. Lawler next week.I'm going next week, if that happens it's my piss/beer break

[Azriel]

Mickie and Candice l;ooking oh so hot

[Skippord]

What about the Diva Search Inno?

[ClockShot]

Thank god that was fast.

[Blitz]

Did that match have a point?

[SuperSlim]

I'll always mark out for Victoria

[SuperSlim]

Did that match have a point?

it was a result of the feud that was started last week when Candice slapped mickie in the tag match and that cost Mickie and Vicky the match against Trish and Torrie

[Skippord]

Haha Blitz should go ask Christy if she wants to watch Raw

[Innovator]

What about the Diva Search Inno?Thats the beers break

[Blitz]

Haha Blitz should go ask Christy if she wants to watch Raw
Yeah, a random guy coming in and asking her " :naughty: Hey wanna watch Raw with me :naughty: " would go over like gangbusters.

[Anybody Thrilla]

LET'S GO COACH! LET'S GO COACH! LET'S GO COACH!

[Azriel]

Hopefully this will be fast

[SuperSlim]

HBK/Coach... so how much is this match supposed to suck or just be a laughing moment

[Skippord]

Atleast go over and yell out Chris Sabin's name for me

[SuperSlim]

Shawn needs DX pants

[Blitz]

Atleast go over and yell out Chris Sabin's name for me
I'll stand outside her window in a trench coat holding up a boombox with a recording of me saying "CHRIS FUCKING SABIN" over and over.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was wondering if Shawn was actually going to say "suck it", but they cut him off with Coachman's sweet new music.. Notice, he hasn't said the 'two words' since DX has returned.

[ClockShot]

Come on JR. So A-Rod's in a slump. NYC is gonna lynch him sooner or later.

[Innovator]

FUCK YOU JR! LAY OFF A-ROD!

[Blitz]

A......swimming cap?

[Linkbowler]

You're with me, leather.

[Skippord]

I'll stand outside her window in a trench coat holding up a boombox with a recording of me saying "CHRIS FUCKING SABIN" over and over.
I would love you forever if you did that

[Azriel]

No, he was trying to look like Coach. Guess it didnt go over well here either

[Kane Knight]

God what a waste of 10 minutes.

You'll have to narrow that down. Hogan? Diva Search (Or as I call it, HOdown)? Coach?

[ClockShot]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA!

[SuperSlim]

there is no chance in hell of Shanw saying Suck it :p

oh bvloody hell... Shawn/Umagaa feud?

[Blitz]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Skippord]

DAAAAY SAMOAN BULLDOSER UUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Haha

[SuperSlim]

I wanna see Rock sell that move

[Blitz]

No EStrada promo? :(

[Azriel]

Well, Jamal is related to Rock, so of coiurse he'd sell it

[Skippord]

I did most of it already

[Blitz]

God I hope I don't have to see Taker/Khali tomorrow :|

[SuperSlim]

no.. you know how Rock sells the stunner like he got shot by a bazooka. I wanna see how Rock would sell that move.

[Innovator]

I wanna see Rock sell that moveKanyon would do a flip bump

[The Optimist]

Apparently Umaga and God hate me.


I just realized how funny that statement is coming from "The Optimist"

[Innovator]

Next week, if you hear a Joe chant while Umaga is out, chances are it's me

[Kane Knight]

there is no chance in hell of Shanw saying Suck it :p

Yeah. Christians are retarded.

[Azriel]

Yeah, sorry Slim. Wasn't sure how you meant that

[Blitz]

Maria :drool:

[The Optimist]

Next week, if you hear a Joe chant while Umaga is out, chances are it's me
Thank you, I love you.

[Skippord]

I wonder how Punk feels about that

[Innovator]

Watch out Cena, YOU'LL









GET













PUNKED

[Blitz]

LOL at the NC17.

[SuperSlim]

Hmmm Mariaaaa

[Innovator]

More fart jokes...yay Cena

[Skippord]

Oh fuck Cena's kind of amusing me now I have to kill myself.

[Kane Knight]

LOL at the NC17.

Yeah. No Cold Sores in 17 days. :D

[SuperSlim]

Yeah. Christians are retarded.

Hey not all of them are... they're just not informed and ignorant

[Kane Knight]

Cena was pretty good there. Except the "natural gas" joke.

[Blitz]

Cena kinda reminded me of a jacked up Bania in that segment.

[Skippord]

Please god get rid of the annoying black one

[Azriel]

And cena summarized 90 minutes into 5 :lol:

Oh, and Maria :drool:

[Kane Knight]

Hey not all of them are... they're just not informed and ignorant

They're not informed and ignorant? Ain't them two mutually exclusive?

[Batsu]

LOL @ Cena.

[Blitz]

Gettin' sick of Miami Vice commercials.

[SuperSlim]

Yeah, sorry Slim. Wasn't sure how you meant that

It's cool.

I can see Rock now. He'd flip backwards over his head, land on his back roll all the way to the ropes, then back to the middle of the ring then start twitchin for dear life like he was on his last breath

[Kane Knight]

And cena summarized 90 minutes into 5 :lol:

And made it sound better than it was. I'm scared.

[Azriel]

Cena/Punk. Would sure like to see that

[SuperSlim]

They're not informed and ignorant? Ain't them two mutually exclusive?

I meant to say that they were... I had a typo :p

I'd say they;re mainly just ignorant... big difference from retarded :p

[Gone Mad]

God, Maria was so f'n HOTT :drool:

Oh, and hello, fellow threaders. Mad One making his random appearance of the night.

[Skippord]

Gettin sick of John Tucker Must Die previews

[Blitz]

LOL at WWE ripping off TNA was the baseball team belt

[Azriel]

Thankfully, that movie will crash and burn

[Skippord]

FUCK no more Jeff Francis No hitter

[SuperSlim]

Sup Mad One.. how is it goin?

[Kane Knight]

I meant to say that they were... I had a typo :p

I'd say they;re mainly just ignorant... big difference from retarded :p

Naw. Intentionally ignorant is pretty much the same as retarded. As Twain said, the man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read good books.

[Blitz]

God I wanna punch Layla.

[SuperSlim]

so who was that chick?

[Blitz]

Oh, the entertaining one is gone :(

[Skippord]

NOT MARYSE FUCK YOU ALL GOD DAMMIT *kills self*

[Innovator]

AHAHAHHAHA, there goes the WWE's pick

[Skippord]

FUCK LAYLA

[Blitz]

Whoo, Diva musical chairs tomorrow.

:| x541

[Azriel]

I think this will be the last Diva Search. The crowd is pretty much dead

[Skippord]

God I wanna punch Layla.

[Blitz]

Seriously, I want Layla to fall into a vat of battery acid.

[Azriel]

Seems like Layla is trying too hard

[Skippord]

Also I want to brutally beat the All American Rejects to death with a steel bat

[SuperSlim]

Naw. Intentionally ignorant is pretty much the same as retarded. As Twain said, the man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read good books.

true true

[Gone Mad]

Hey, King Slim. Congrats on your recent title win and for not getting a liver disease.

The Naitches v. Shaggy and some guy that fucks Melina... NEXT!

[Skippord]

HOLY SHIT GODSMACK is the theme for SummerSlam YESSSSSSSS

[Azriel]

I'm still betting it'll be Rebecca or JT at this point

[SuperSlim]

yeah I have a specially strong liver and it was nice to become champion :)

[Skippord]

Seriously, I want Layla to fall into a vat of Sulphuric acid.

[Gone Mad]

AND I WANT JEN TO WIN! She hot.... :drool:

And I too want John Tucker to die, cuz those ads are so annoying and I barely watch TV!

[Skippord]

The one that was a teacher is fucking hot

[Blitz]

I'm still betting it'll be Rebecca or JT at this point
I'm betting it won't matter who wins since they'll all get jobs.

[SuperSlim]

at this moment I can' tell any of them apart still

[Azriel]

I wonder what would ever stop those divas from like flashing the crowd after they lost?

[Azriel]

That would be Erica Skippord. God, I'm pathetic :lol:

[Skippord]

If Layla gets a job I will kill everyone in Yemen

[Skippord]

Followed by the All American Rejects

[SuperSlim]

I wonder what would ever stop those divas from like flashing the crowd after they lost?

Nothin which is why they should do it :p

[Azriel]

Woah, did Nitro do what I think he just did?

[Blitz]

I like that they're having the IC champ work with the main eventers instead of just relegating the belt to the midcard.

[SuperSlim]

I missed it what did you think he just did?

[Gone Mad]

Jamalga V. HBK, eeh. I think Heartbreak can pull a good one out of him. After all, if Cena could...

FOLEY'S FAV DIVA :drool:

[Blitz]

Woah, did Nitro do what I think he just did?
What?

[Skippord]

Buttsechs?

[Gone Mad]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

[Azriel]

Thank God Yanks won

[SuperSlim]

those 12 year olds are too loud... they're overpowering the boos

[Kane Knight]

at this moment I can' tell any of them apart still

[Azriel]

I think when he dipped Melina, he licked her chest

[KingofOldSchool]

How cute this fan was being cute with a "If Edge Wins, We Riot." sign

[Skippord]

It would be the most adorable riot ever

[Gone Mad]

Cena reminds me of a 5 yr old on Red Bull and Pop Rocks in a dentist office. Makes me want to smack him upside the head.

[Blitz]

LOL @ the giant Edge :heart: the cock sign.

[SuperSlim]

I think when he dipped Melina, he licked her chest

lloks like I have to rewind my tape to see if it happened. :p

[SuperSlim]

he did lick them :P

[Azriel]

Ha! I knew it! Now that's love.

[Innovator]

THE YANKEES WIN









THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN

[Azriel]

Thank God too. They got their asses handed to them by the Blue Jays

[ClockShot]

Yanks won. Great. Not getting Fonsie back. Not great.

[Blitz]

LOL @ the dude in the front row with the jersey and cap. He's into it.

[Gone Mad]

Yankees suck and they smell. Like crap.



Now as for the Brewers...

[SuperSlim]

oh yeah... this is a decent match

[SuperSlim]

oh dang that first chop was brutal... it sounded hard

[Azriel]

Mad, you're like a brother to me on these forums, but if you ever badmouth my Yankees again, I just may have to whoop your ass :lol: j/k

[Skippord]

FUCK CENA

[ClockShot]

That sucked.

[Gone Mad]

Melina and Lita look like friggin' twins.

AND HOLD BACK THE RIOT GEAR... Edge did NOT win. We can sleep safe now that those little shits are happy.

[Kane Knight]

It would be the most adorable riot ever

Until their time out.

[ClockShot]

That does it for me. Good night everyone.

[Gone Mad]

Mad, you're like a brother to me on these forums, but if you ever badmouth my Yankees again, I just may have to whoop your ass j/k

Sorry, the Bo Sox fan in me. No hate towards my TNA brudder. Inno, on the other hand...

[Azriel]

That was a fairly decent RAW. Maybe HHH and the McMahons should no show more often

[SuperSlim]

I hate that STFU

[Blitz]

Nice thread tonight, gentlemen.

[SuperSlim]

but overall Raw was actually decent. surprised. and I'm surprised I stayed on here as long as I did :p

[Kane Knight]

That was a fairly decent RAW. Maybe HHH and the McMahons should no show more often

Yeah. When you consider half the star power is Gone, and Hogan as there, it was good nontheless.

[Skippord]

Until their time out.
Wiggum:Alright fire the time-out gas

[Innovator]

Sorry, the Bo Sox fan in me. No hate towards my TNA brudder. Inno, on the other hand...Fuck off, I made you...........and I can destroy you.....*pushes button*

[Innovator]

Shit......did I put that explosive in you....or that squirrel.............dammit

[SuperSlim]

hmmm any ideas for how much ECW is gonna suck tomorrow?

[Skippord]

If Kane wins and Punk wrestles not at all

[mrslackalack]

JR's commentary was awful tonight. Twice during the plugging of the main event he mentioned Cena as a former champ but didnt acknowledge Flair as a former champ.

[SuperSlim]

why would Kane be the ECW champion?

[Blitz]

God if I get to see Punk debut live there is a very good chance I will mark out.

[Skippord]

why would Kane be the ECW champion?
Why is Big Show ECW champion?

[SuperSlim]

they ran out of ECW guys that were gettin pushed.

well at any rate it was nice hangin out with ya'll... maybe some other random day I'll show up... take it easy.

:wave:

[mike627]

well,another raw another thread here are my thoughts: Congrats to Steph and HHH.It was a solid show Foley had a great promo as usual and for the first time in years there seemed to be more wrestling than backstage skits! Orton /Hogan fued seems to be moving forward.

[PorkSoda]

There should be a WWE movie that has nothing to do with wrestling. That Summerslam commercial was hilarious.

It could have all the wrestlers in their wrestling gear and their characters and one of them has to rescue something. Like John Cena is the president of the USA, and The Great Khali stole the olympic torch, so Cena sends Kurt Angle to that jungle Khali is from to bring the torch back to America. It would be gold. :yes:

[Kane Knight]

There should be a WWE movie that has nothing to do with wrestling. That Summerslam commercial was hilarious.

It could have all the wrestlers in their wrestling gear and their characters and one of them has to rescue something. Like John Cena is the president of the USA, and The Great Khali stole the olympic torch, so Cena sends Kurt Angle to that jungle Khali is from to bring the torch back to America. It would be gold. :yes:

*John Cena enters the House of Representative*

Cena: The PREZ...IS...HURRRRRRRRRRR!

Cena: What's this I'm hearing that my funding for the military isn't going to pass?

Rep Big Show, (R, Texas): Mister PResident we're not sure that recruiting "Chain Gang Soldiers" is the right way to bolster our

Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Senator McMahon (R, CT) (From his yacht off the coast): This is why we didn't want black people voting.

[Skippord]

I would pay 20$ to see that movie

[Corkscrewed]

^^ lmao

[Kane Knight]

I would pay 20$ to see that movie

Excellent. Because I the next scene features Dwayne Johnson, the VP, turning heel and trying to steal the Presidency away from Cena.

[Sadistic]

Was anyone else disturbed by the "Cena is God" sign?

[Xero]

Yes. Yes I was.

[Savio]

Did stephs baby debut yesterday I missed it?

[ClockShot]

Nah. Just some misinformation floating around the net. They made it official last night.

[korinkahn]

I think when he dipped Melina, he licked her chest



I hate that bitch I want Johnny! Let Me lick you JOHNNY! Let me lick your PRIVATES!:drool:

[korinkahn]

Carlito gonna get some pussy
NO!!!! SOME DICK!

[Skippord]

WHAT THE FUCK????!!