Raw thread 7-24-07 "Runnin Wild?"

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3087020 (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/preview/)

The legend of all legends Hulk Hogan (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/hulkhogan/) will be on RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) tonight. At Saturday Night’s Main Event, Hogan accepted a friendly challenge for SummerSlam (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/) against Randy Orton (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/randyorton/). However, later that night the Legend Killer showed his true colors when he hit the Hulkster with an unsuspecting RKO on the trunk of his own car. Will Hogan be able to wait until SummerSlam to settle the score?

Mr. McMahon (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mrmcmahon/) tried to divide and conquer DX on RAW when he put Shawn Michaels in a match with his son Shane. But after the Spirit Squad teamed with Shane for a six-on-one beating on HBK, The Game came into the ring and cleaned house with his sledgehammer. With yet another plot to destroy DX foiled, does the Chairman have anymore tricks up his sleeve?

Mr. McMahon’s not the only one out for revenge. After nearly losing his WWE Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/wwechampionship/) to John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) at Saturday Night’s Main Event, Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) showed up at RAW to sabotage Cena’s match with Umaga. Will Cena retaliate when RAW comes to Cleveland, Ohio?

Last week, after another impressive victory, the undefeated Highlanders issued a challenge to the World Tag Team Champions. The Spirit Squad has accepted that challenge, and the match will take place tonight. Which members of the Squad will step up to the plate to defend the gold? And what shape are they in after being laid out by DX last week? Tune in tonight at 9/8 CT on USA to find out if Booker T has a big dick.

Amy Zidian was the first to get eliminated from the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search Contest. After Friday Night SmackDown (http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/)’s Diva Dance-Off, which one of the seven remaining finalists will be the next to go? Find out on a live edition of Monday night RAW, 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Savio]

I can't watch it all tonight though I got to work early.

[redoneja]

I think it's pretty obvious Booker T has a big dick.

[Flair Wooo]

Is wrestling worth watching yet?

[St. Jimmy]

HOMOMANIA Runnin' WILD.

[The Greater Power]

Baby was a boy, born 90 mins ago.

VoiceofWrestling radio show just called the hospital posing as "family friends"

[SammyG]

Hm, so no Trips, No Shane, No Vince, since Steph is in Labor. Highlanders are winning the belts, wow, this is gonna be a lame Raw.

[SammyG]

Congrats to Trips and Steph!

[St. Jimmy]

Jesus christ.... Lil' Game after all. Holy shit.

[The Greater Power]

Well, it sounds kinda weird now because a normal doctor probs would have hung up.

They asked him a ton of joke type questions, the doctor got kinda frustrated/pissed, but it was funny nonetheless

[The Greater Power]

They asked stuff like

"does the baby have horns?"

"was its first word "pedigree"?"

the baby weighs 11 pounds, they asked "will it be suspended because of the wellness program?"

etc......

Now they are marking out after not believing how far they got with it, so I think its legit.

[ThruTheWire]

They asked stuff like

"does the baby have horns?"

"was its first word "pedigree"?"

the baby weighs 11 pounds, they asked "will it be suspended because of the wellness program?"

etc......

Now they are marking out after not believing how far they got with it, so I think its legit.

Those are pretty uncreative... total opposite of funny.

[Azriel]

Well, congrats for the two of them. It'll be interesting to see what the show will be like tonight. Plus, what the hell happened with Unlimited? Not that I mind that much

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmm. With the birth of Trips Jr., I wonder what the card is gonna be.

And good evening everybody.

[Azriel]

Here we GOOOO!

Good evening all and welcome to RAW IS TPWW :lol:

[ClockShot]

This should be interesting.

[SuperSlim]

Hmmmm think it's gonna be a good show tonight?

[Dorkchop]

HBK should really wear DX pants.

[Blitz]

Michaels jerkin' the curtain? Maybe SS/Highlanders will be main event.

[ClockShot]

Come on guys. Just spill the news already.

[SuperSlim]

oh and yeah I decided to make a return to TPWW to post here on Monday night since I have nothin better to do.

[Dorkchop]

Hmmmm think it's gonna be a good show tonight?

It has potential to be a little different with Vince and HHH not being on the show. I just hope different = great.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Finally, ABT has come BACK to the Raw thread!

11 lbs...that's a big ass baby.

[Blitz]

ABT :eek: :drool:

[AJHayes]

KAYFABE DAMNIT!!!

[Skippord]

LOL HBK talking to God

[ClockShot]

So Shawn is the messenger boy. I guess that's why they had the false alarm a few weeks back.

[Blitz]

LOL Shawn

[SuperSlim]

well a lack of Vince has to equal a good Raw

[Azriel]

So, they are making this into an angle

[Blitz]

THUNDEROUS REACTION FOR COACH

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good to see you too, Blitz!

Lovin' Coachman's new theme, for the record.

[ClockShot]

Coach got new music? Or is this from wreckless intent also?

[Batsu]

LOL.

[Skippord]

What the fuck was that

[SuperSlim]

he had nice music... oh and long time no see ABT

[Blitz]

Was that Shawn?

[Skippord]

Worst Music Ever

[Blitz]

Again
LOL Shawn

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey guys. I bet Vince McMahon isn't really on the phone.

[St. Jimmy]

This is cute. Very cute.

[Anybody Thrilla]

he had nice music... oh and long time no see ABT

I've missed you! :heart:

[Linkbowler]

HBK is gold.

[SuperSlim]

well one person missed me :p

[St. Jimmy]

Coach and Micheals? Wtf?

[Blitz]

LOL at the guy in the audience

"UUUUUUUUUMMMMAAAGAAA"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did anybody else hear that guy yell out "MR. PERFECT!"?

[SuperSlim]

HBK vs. Coach... I smell a swerve

[Skippord]

Woah 11 minutes in and already 2 pages

[Blitz]

x3
LOL Shawn

[ClockShot]

So is Unlimited out again?

[St. Jimmy]

lol...

[PullMyFinger]

This was really really really boring and stupid. A phone segment.

[Skippord]

THE IMMORTAL METHUSILAH

[Blitz]

Love this RKO.

[SuperSlim]

well HBK laughin was worth the minute he did it. the other minutes were kinda dull

[Azriel]

HBK/Coach? Why?

[Anybody Thrilla]

This was really really really boring and stupid. A phone segment.

I thought it was kinda funny. Plus, we got to hear Coachman's new music!

[Azriel]

Hey Slim. Fancy seeing you here :wave:

[St. Jimmy]

Yey, Giving a black man some Token Rap music! BRILLIANT!

[St. Jimmy]

There's definatly a Superslim/Trips Baby joke somewhere here... I just think I'll wait for someone else to bring it up.

[Innovator]

Finally, ABT has come BACK to the Raw thread!

11 lbs...that's a big ass baby.at least 6 lbs was the nose

[Skippord]

Hey Azriel are you interested in joining a trading forum?

[SuperSlim]

Sup Az... and for you Blitz.

the Slim trips baby joke... hmmm I can't even think of one at the moment.

[Blitz]

Hey Azriel are you interested in joining a trading forum?
It's also a forum for fans of the 1884-1957 Brooklyn Dodgers.

[ClockShot]

AND WE ARE............BREAKING UP!

[St. Jimmy]

Lillian looking fattttt. LOL.

[SuperSlim]

Spirit Squad is a team I could do without seeing

[Blitz]

Last stand for the SS?

[Azriel]

No thanks Skippord

LILLIAN! :drool: :love:

[SuperSlim]

Lillian still looks good... just not as good as I'm used to seein her lookin

[Skippord]

It's also a forum for fans of the 1884-1957 Brooklyn Dodgers.
And HOT BABES

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bushwackers 2K6

[PullMyFinger]

What's up with WWE? New tag team comes in, and in their second or third match, they win the titles.

[St. Jimmy]

I'm Robbie! *mark out*

[Linkbowler]

I'M ROBBIE!

[ClockShot]

What the...........34 stones?

[Skippord]

No thanks Skippord

LILLIAN! :drool: :love:
It may involve gay porn and monkeys aswell

[St. Jimmy]

So the two people in green are the ones LEAST likely to be released, correct?

[SuperSlim]

yeah Highlanders are a mix tween Bushwhackers and the uhhh what was that other team... the uhhh the one with mosh and that other guy.

[Azriel]

Doubt they'll break up tonight. Rarely do titles change hands on free TV

[PullMyFinger]

This team reminds me of the Headbangers.

[6to1]

What's up with WWE? New tag team comes in, and in their second or third match, they win the titles.
kind of like gail kim winning the womens belt her 1st match.

[PullMyFinger]

yeah Highlanders are a mix tween Bushwhackers and the uhhh what was that other team... the uhhh the one with mosh and that other guy.
weird....lol

[Azriel]

Headbangers, Slim

[St. Jimmy]

I don't know Az, the way JR is playing up the "Injuries caused by DX Last Week' is definatly pointing towards a Highlanders Victory.

[ClockShot]

HA HA "Please Retire Ric" sign. Like that's gonna happen soon.

[Skippord]

And Thrasher was the other one

[SuperSlim]

heh.. thanks for the reminder... I coudln't remember that team name for the life of me. but they do seem like a crossbreed of both of those two teams could mate.

[Blitz]

Nice backbreaker.

[Azriel]

Maybe they should be called the Bushbangers. Nah, that sounds more like a Val Venis stable :lol:

[Linkbowler]

Wow, SS wins.

[St. Jimmy]

Okay, nevermind.

[Skippord]

The SS wins

[ClockShot]

WHOA! Fooled me!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeahhhhhhh!

See, you guys thought you had it all figured out! GO SPIRIT SQUAD!

[SuperSlim]

And Thrasher was the other one

at least I remembered one

[Blitz]

Foley promo :love:

[Azriel]

Ooh, another Foley promo :drool:

[St. Jimmy]

Here's the best 2 Minutes of TV this week.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I heard the Spirit Squad are going to become the first multi-person WWE champion(s). Any of them can defend it any time.

[SuperSlim]

Maybe they should be called the Bushbangers. Nah, that sounds more like a Val Venis stable :lol:

Headwhackers... heh sounds like a team name Vince would use :p

[Skippord]

I :heart: Foley

[ClockShot]

Foley's back in CT again? What is he, gunning for the Godfather spot for Steph's baby?

[Linkbowler]

Mick won't fight you in a house, he won't fight you with a mouse.

[Skippord]

GODFOLEY

[Skippord]

Foley is Godfather

[Blitz]

Foley :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Foley was pretty much spot on with everything he said about Flair. I would've mentioned his man-boobies for good measure, though.

[Azriel]

Foley/Flair next week!!! :drool: :drool:

[Blitz]

Who the hell was that Sharmell spilled water on?

[St. Jimmy]

It would be awesome if Trips asked Harley Race to be the kids Godfather.

[Dorkchop]

Can someone please give Foley his own tv show where all he does is talk? I could listen to him talk for hours.

[Azriel]

Clock, I believe that spots reserved for Shane :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Godfather and Uncle? Wouldn't that be a little odd, AZ?

[Azriel]

Are any of those guys in that John Tucker movie even high school age anymore? :lol:

[Azriel]

Oh, isn't godfather usually equal uncle?

[Blitz]

Are any of those guys in that John Tucker movie even high school age anymore? :lol:
Who cares, all those girls are fucking hot.

[St. Jimmy]

That was a great fucking match.

[Blitz]

Weird to see Funk in something resembling shape.

[ClockShot]

Flair/Funk:drool:

[Blitz]

4 pages in a half hour.

Hott thread tonight

[SuperSlim]

Nature Boy... wooooooooooooooooo

[St. Jimmy]

WOO! ALIMONY! WOO!

[Blitz]

Wish I could go to the fan rally :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

Has Ric Flair EVER looked young?

[St. Jimmy]

Fan Rally? what the hell? No one told me. Shit. It's gonna be packed down there.

[SuperSlim]

it's hot because of the return of Slim after almost a month long absence :p

[St. Jimmy]

Someone coaching Naitch's promo tonight?

[SuperSlim]

I remember once it looked like Ric had blonde hair instead of white hair

[Skippord]

Thank god for Edge

[Blitz]

Edgester :y:

[St. Jimmy]

EDGE! :love:

[Batsu]

Hold up, Flair said "ass" (meaning "butt") on TV, in 1989?

[Skippord]

I HATE RIC FLAIR

[Blitz]

Get rid of the fucking spinner already.

[St. Jimmy]

7 SECONDS! :love:

[ClockShot]

Edge got quite a pop.

[Skippord]

Cena in 3 2 1

[St. Jimmy]

(insert cena here)

[SuperSlim]

Cena is everywhere he doesn't need to be.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cena/Flair v. Edge/Nitro...tonight?

[Blitz]

Cena/Flair vs Nitro/Edge main event, I suppose.

[Skippord]

Tag Match Main Event

[Azriel]

So, tag match tonight? Flair/Cena and Nitro/Edge?

[Linkbowler]

No McMahons? Check.
No DX/SS Main event? Check.
No Cena? FUCK!

[Blitz]

Carlito :love:
Trish :love: :love:

[St. Jimmy]

Nitro and Edge vs. Flair and Cena tonight?

[Skippord]

Carlito gonna get some pussy

[St. Jimmy]

I know someone here speaks spanish.

[Blitz]

Shouldn't the ECW title already be at the extreme?

[St. Jimmy]

... everytime I think about Kane vs. Show I want to puke a little more and more.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm gonna predict...Carlito v. Striker up next.

[SuperSlim]

hmmm tag match has the makings to suck

[Dorkchop]

Hey, do you think it'll be Edge and Nitro vs Cena and Fliar

[Azriel]

They really should've fixed that graphic though. By the way, who speaks Spanish?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I speak some Spanish, but he was mumbling.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He probably said something about wanting to leave cum stains on her tits, though.

[Azriel]

I find it odd that they might be hooking up Trish/Carlito seeing as how Trish is planning to leave soon

[SuperSlim]

why is Kane going against Big Show for the ECW title?

[Azriel]

Yanks leading in the 7th 6-2

[Blitz]

Suprise, suprise.

[Blitz]

LOL Johnny Metro

[6to1]

i think coach will be main event

[ClockShot]

Yanks leading in the 7th 6-2

Watch it all go down the drain with 10 errors from A-Rod.

[ClockShot]

THE FUCK! A GIRL!

[Blitz]

?

Thought it was a boy.

[Linkbowler]

Wow, some booing.

[Dorkchop]

Baby girl? She'll be the champ soon enough.

[Azriel]

Oh, I thought Steph had a boy? Either way, congrats again

[Skippord]

WTF way to be wrong "The Greater Power"

[ClockShot]

:nono: Nice info Greater Power....

[SuperSlim]

It's a girl :eek:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why are they doing ANOTHER number one contender match?

[Azriel]

If Coach was getting ready, the tag match will be the main event. Coach/HBK will happen next probably

[Anybody Thrilla]

Or was last week for the 'cruiserweight' title? :roll:

[Skippord]

Once again JR fails at topical humor

[Blitz]

Nice sequence.

[Azriel]

Though if you thought Hogan was protective of Brooke, I can't wait to see what kind of dad HHH will be.

[Blitz]

Dead crowd.

[Blitz]

FUCKIN' NICE

[Azriel]

I can see it now. Aurora getting ready for her first date and HHH greets the boy at the door with sledgehammer in hand :lol:

[Blitz]

Love Carlito working in the luchador-esque offence.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Standing leap in the air headscissors"...did the word 'hurricanrana' just escape The King or what?

[ClockShot]

There still probably digesting the news of the birth blitz.

[SuperSlim]

This is gonna be match of the night

[Blitz]

I'd love to see Carlito and Shelton go 25+ minutes.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is gonna be match of the night

Just like it was last week.

[SuperSlim]

hmmm Carlito wins this one?

[Blitz]

Wish Carlito was still using that spinning neck breaker.

[SuperSlim]

Just like it was last week.

I'm noticing a trend. Before the main events were match of the night.. now undercard matches are

[Blitz]

Good match, good match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

*APPLAUSE*

[ClockShot]

Not a bad match.

[Azriel]

Interesting finish there

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think there are just two main events per night. The 9 o'clock hour main event and the 10 o'clock hour main event.

[Skippord]

Sick Match

[SuperSlim]

mannn so far the best diva search girl of them all is Christy... all the others girls blow and these plastic girls all suck too.

[Skippord]

HOO RAH

[Batsu]

Shelton and Carlito: Still Putting On Quality Matches.

[Skippord]

FUCK I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKING SONG SO FUCKING MUCH

[Blitz]

Christy Hemme is just about 20 minutes from my house right now, staying with a friend of mine :D

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why are you here, Blitz? Go have sex with her!

[Azriel]

Sure Blitz :roll:

[SuperSlim]

you should visit her sometime. :P

a friend of mine is workin in TNA and he got to sit with her and talk. :p

[Blitz]

Why are you here, Blitz? Go have sex with her!
I"m told that in case she wants a threesome, I am first on the calling list.

[Azriel]

Lucky bastards

[SuperSlim]

This is supposed to be the part where I go *yawn* and boring

[Skippord]

Ew 3some 2 guys or 2 girl?

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh sorry, Hogan just came on.

[Blitz]

This is supposed to be the part where I go *yawn* and boring
Diva search ain't on yet.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why is Hogan in wrestling gear????

[Blitz]

Ew 3some 2 guys or 2 girl?
2 guys.

It's Christy Hemme, I'd what I had to.

[Kane Knight]

Think Hogan keeps his skin orange these days just for KAYFABE?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just be sure you don't cross swords like Turtle and Drama. :y:

[Linkbowler]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE ORANGE! MY EYES!

[Skippord]

Solution: Murder your friend

[Skippord]

OOMPA LOOMPA DUPITY DOO

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't understand how Hogan remains so over. Have the fans not seen any of his matches in the past 5 years?

[SuperSlim]

Hogan stays in his wrestling gear because he's about to turn into Brutus Beefcake and Warrior and live the gimmick.. although he kinda already does :P

[Blitz]

Just be sure you don't cross swords like Turtle and Drama. :y:
:love:

[Azriel]

Say what you will, but damn I still mark out for hogan.

[Skippord]

I don't understand how Hogan remains so over. Have the fans not seen any of his matches in the ever?

[SuperSlim]

I can't think of a single reason Hogan should be over

Maybe they like the orange attack or he always reminds them of The Thing

[Anybody Thrilla]

Say what you will, but damn I still mark out for hogan.

OK, now why?

[Kane Knight]

I don't understand how Hogan remains so over. Have the fans not seen any of his matches in the past 5 years?

He's the only person they know.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good one, Skippord.

[Blitz]

Is it me or Hogan's 'stache longer and fluffier?

[Skippord]

YAY ORTON(never wanna say that again ever)

[Blitz]

LOL "the Matthew McConaughey of the WWE"

When was Orton found naked playing the bongos?

[Skippord]

Thats what he got suspended for

[Kane Knight]

Jesus. Hulk sells.

[Kane Knight]

Thats what he got suspended for

:rofl:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Brooke should come out right now and fellate Orton. It would add some heat to the angle.

[SuperSlim]

Man I'm gonna hate seein Orton do the job to a guy that can't even do his own finisher

[Kane Knight]

Brooke should come out right now and fellate Orton. It would add some heat to the angle.

And a very large "fapping' sound from the crowd.

[Skippord]

Has ORTON GOT A SET????

[SuperSlim]

haha King gettin some of that ass :p

[SuperSlim]

I do like the shirt he's wearin though

[Skippord]

No Leg Drop :'(

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope to hell this doesn't lead to Orton v. Lawler next week.

[Skippord]

I do like the shirt he's wearin though
I prefer Hogans

[SuperSlim]

I think the leg drop is retired and Hogan is soon to follow

[Dorkchop]

I thought it would have been awesomely hilarious if Randy Orton RKO'd Hogan's leg.

[ClockShot]

God what a waste of 10 minutes.

[SuperSlim]

what the blue hell was that SummerSlam commercial

[Skippord]

Hogan retiring :rofl:

[Azriel]

I guess its just all about nostalgia.

[SuperSlim]

I thought it would have been awesomely hilarious if Randy Orton RKO'd Hogan's leg.

Hogan: Ahhhhh my quad... I mean my hip. ahhhh Brotherrrrr... ohhh brotherrrrr.... OHHHH BROTHERRRRRRRRRRR

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do you mark out for Hacksaw too?