Virginal Mass

[Afterlife]

So I was reading some things.... And I came across an interview with Big Vis.... And a question pops to my head. It's a very inappropriate question, and it has no baring on the existence of either myself or anyone in my personal universe. Still....

Viscera is 'The World's Largest Love Machine', but has he ever really had sex? I mean, nothin' against him, or virgins in general. I'm just curious. Even if he paid for it -- which I'm sure he could -- do you really think a woman could really do that with him? Like I said, this is completely uncalled for. I'm just wondering if they have a big, fat virgin playing the prince of promiscuous.

Whatchu thank?

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. :lol:

[Destor]

I'm sure he's had sex. If retards can get laid, so can Big Vis.

[Afterlife]

Yes, but Nick Dinsmore is only PLAYING retarded. Big Vis is actually...well...Big Vis.

Unless you meant Maria, but that bitch is hot.

[Destor]

I just meant retards in general. But we'll go with Dinsmore...

[Afterlife]

Understood. But even then, the girl would have to be on top. And with his corpulence, she'd be, at her most vertical point, about 135 degree angle. It'd be like when Lois and Peter tried to do it in the tub.

[Destor]

LOL

[XL]

Dude you're forgetting that the guy is black!

Which automatically means he has a foot long schlong!

[James Steele]

That fact you have a mental image of Vis naked with angles mapped out scares me.

[Stickman]

There's always somebody willing to get with a big man/woman. I know guys who only like big chicks. Needless to say I dont' hang out with them.

[Afterlife]

Point 1: I've seen adult black men with Asian sized equipment. Yes, it's unfortunate, but it does happen.

Point 2: I didn't try to visualize logical sex positions for Viscera...it just...happened.

Point 3: There are people who want to colonize Mars. Doesn't mean it's physically possible without years of technological advancement and a degree in rocket science.

[Corkscrewed]

rofl at this thread

[FourFifty]

Yes, but Nick Dinsmore is only PLAYING retarded. Big Vis is actually...well...Big Vis.

Unless you meant Maria, but that bitch is hot.

We all know she took the pepsi plunge a few times.

[Chavo Classic]

I think Vis would be restricted to finger banging his women instead.

[loopydate]

I don't think he was born at 500 pounds.

...'cause that would probably have been a record.

[korinkahn]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/5449/melina1dv.jpg

[Shadow]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/5449/melina1dv.jpg

............................and here I thought you were gay.

[Shadow]

You still are.

[LoDownM]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/5449/melina1dv.jpg

Fantastic:drool:

[FourFifty]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/5449/melina1dv.jpg

It almost makes me sad to give you a good rep.

[Goulet]

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/5449/melina1dv.jpg

You can see her brown eye :lol:

[korinkahn]

............................and here I thought you were gay.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4258/vlcsnap830362no3.png
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/844/vlcsnap830167pr7.png
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5279/vlcsnap830362johthongqz2.png:drool:
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7743/vlcsnap830979ba9.png
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2407/vlcsnap835030wi3.png
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/1579/vlcsnap835105fj7.png
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2595/vlcsnap835175yx5.png
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2796/vlcsnap836000rx8.png

I would say I want to tap that but I rather he fuck me:naughty:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4953/vlcsnap837136rt8.png
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4857/vlcsnap837967hk0.png


:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Splaya]

This thread could have had TOTY potential (thread of the year) but with a couple of picutres and 1 post, it has now become ruined.

[Afterlife]

Why was a Melina picture even posted in a Viscera thread?