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So fucking sexy.
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Virginal Mass
So I was reading some things.... And I came across an interview with Big Vis.... And a question pops to my head. It's a very inappropriate question, and it has no baring on the existence of either myself or anyone in my personal universe. Still....
Viscera is 'The World's Largest Love Machine', but has he ever really had sex? I mean, nothin' against him, or virgins in general. I'm just curious. Even if he paid for it -- which I'm sure he could -- do you really think a woman could really do that with him? Like I said, this is completely uncalled for. I'm just wondering if they have a big, fat virgin playing the prince of promiscuous. Whatchu thank? ![]() Quote:
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LMAO.
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I am the cheese
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I'm sure he's had sex. If retards can get laid, so can Big Vis.
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Yes, but Nick Dinsmore is only PLAYING retarded. Big Vis is actually...well...Big Vis.
Unless you meant Maria, but that bitch is hot. |
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I am the cheese
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I just meant retards in general. But we'll go with Dinsmore...
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Understood. But even then, the girl would have to be on top. And with his corpulence, she'd be, at her most vertical point, about 135 degree angle. It'd be like when Lois and Peter tried to do it in the tub.
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I am the cheese
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LOL
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Dude you're forgetting that the guy is black!
Which automatically means he has a foot long schlong! |
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That fact you have a mental image of Vis naked with angles mapped out scares me.
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There's always somebody willing to get with a big man/woman. I know guys who only like big chicks. Needless to say I dont' hang out with them.
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Point 1: I've seen adult black men with Asian sized equipment. Yes, it's unfortunate, but it does happen.
Point 2: I didn't try to visualize logical sex positions for Viscera...it just...happened. Point 3: There are people who want to colonize Mars. Doesn't mean it's physically possible without years of technological advancement and a degree in rocket science. |
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rofl at this thread
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I think Vis would be restricted to finger banging his women instead.
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I don't think he was born at 500 pounds.
...'cause that would probably have been a record. |
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You still are.
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Retired Prolly.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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What!? GOULET!
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This thread could have had TOTY potential (thread of the year) but with a couple of picutres and 1 post, it has now become ruined.
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So fucking sexy.
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Why was a Melina picture even posted in a Viscera thread?
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