Official Raw Thread 07/31/06-Unstoppable?

[St. Jimmy]

Ooh... This is getting good.

[Skippord]

FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY

[Blitz]

Holy fuck this promo.

[Hanso Amore]

OH SHIT SHOOT

[Linkbowler]

This Flair promo is bordering on the greatness of his later WCW promos.

[ClockShot]

This is segment of the year by far.

[St. Jimmy]

OH MY GOD!

[ThruTheWire]

LOL

[Skippord]

Coach...great

[Blitz]

Foley=The Man.


End of statement.

[St. Jimmy]

*DRINK* TOKEN BLACK MAN!

[ClockShot]

WOW!

[Johnny Vegas]

Dude, this promo is like half shoot/half work, i swear...

[Gone Mad]

A ROFL to Flair and his stunts.

I had to post my love for this segment. I am there for Foley, Flair hardcore.

[Linkbowler]

Who was missing Coach again? Wish granted.

[St. Jimmy]

Hell in a Cell. C'mon....!

[St. Jimmy]

Foley is the fucking man. Hands down.

[Batsu]

Heel Foley kicks ASS. He actually had me going there with that promo.

[Skippord]

*DRINK* TOKEN BLACK MAN!
Shelton was on earlier

[Blitz]

Just realized they've not made one reference to the "tagging" of Titan Towers.

[St. Jimmy]

Cena on the Mid-Card? :love:

[St. Jimmy]

Shelton was on earlier

Shelton's like Tiger Woods...

[Skippord]

Just realized they've not made one reference to the "tagging" of Titan Towers.
That never happened

[Team Sheep]

Great segment.

[Skippord]

Shelton's like Tiger Woods...
Blasian?

[St. Jimmy]

Rebecca has ugly tits.

[Skippord]

Good theme song choice

[ClockShot]

What's the big thing on stage?

[Blitz]

That never happened
What d'ya mean?

[St. Jimmy]

lmao... Striker is my hero.

[Gone Mad]

What in the name of Benoit is Stryker wearing? Fuckin' Carlton Banks in the house..

[Batsu]

LOL. They are booing Cena already.

LMFAO @ Striker. He's a classic douchebag....

[Skippord]

Striker is the man

[Skippord]

Anti Cena

[ClockShot]

Conjunction Junction, What's your function?

[Skippord]

WOAH THAT CHICKS TITS WERE HUGE

[St. Jimmy]

Express yourself anyway you want? :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Batsu]

LOL!! Huge Reaction my ass. "Anyone But Cena" sign.

[Blitz]

Conjunction Junction, What's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.

[ClockShot]

Good sign. "ANYONE BUT CENA"

[Blitz]

LOL "Anyone but Cena" sign

[Skippord]

Edge :love:

[Gone Mad]

PEEPS UNITE! IT'S THE RATED R SUPERSTAR... EDGE!!

[Blitz]

Nice table.

[ClockShot]

Ok. My question has been answered.

[St. Jimmy]

EDGE! BRILLIANT!

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/guinness_commercial.jpg

[Blitz]

God, I hate having to hear Lita's voice.

[St. Jimmy]

... Striker gets sqashed? Fuck this...

[Blitz]

Poor Striker :'(

[ClockShot]

Poor Striker. :nono:

[Hanso Amore]

Lita used to be so fucking hot...nwo she looks like a catchers mit

[Skippord]

Fuck I turned away for a second and missed the match

[ClockShot]

You didn't miss much Skippord.

[St. Jimmy]

You missed the 2nd most entertaining wrestler tapping out to the most unbelieveable submission ever.

[Team Sheep]

Unless you've never seen the FU and STFU before you didn't miss much.

[St. Jimmy]

Unless you've never seen the FU and STFU before you didn't miss much.

Don't call them that. They're the Poor Man's F5, and a Botched STF.

[Linkbowler]

I'M ROBBIE!

[St. Jimmy]

Singles match?

[ClockShot]

How many pounds is 17 stone?

[Skippord]

LMAO

[St. Jimmy]

Goofy as a pet coon! *mark out*

[St. Jimmy]

o_ o wow.

[ClockShot]

The fuck is going on here? The destruction of the spirit squad?

[Blitz]

LOL at Spirit Squad going nuts.

[Skippord]

Yep

[Blitz]

Seriously :wtf: JR

[Xerzes]

238 pounds.

[Blitz]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Post number 316 :cool:

[Blitz]

Goddamnit Xerzes

[Skippord]

OH FUCK

[Linkbowler]

1 Stone is about 14 lbs.
17 Stone, therefore, is about 238 lbs.

[Blitz]

Johnny Go Round :love:

[Linkbowler]

Xerzes wins.

[St. Jimmy]

... dead silence.

[Skippord]

I'd like her top to be off YEAHHHHHHHH

[Blitz]

That's great. King basically said 1 on 1, the Spirit Squad sucks.

Way to put over the talent, Jer.

[Team Sheep]

Hoars coming up.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hoars?!


PICS NAO~!


...>_>

[Skippord]

ERICA IS SOOOO HOT

[St. Jimmy]

Poochymania RUNNIN' WILD! HOORAH!

[Skippord]

FUCK LEYLA EL

[Skippord]

Miz f'd up again

[Blitz]

Miz botch.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol @ Miz botching again.

[RawRocks]

they need to get rid of Miz.. that guy sucks to high heaven

[Blitz]

He is quickly becoming the male Lita.

[St. Jimmy]

don't fucking milk this Miz, get the fuck off my TV.

[Hanso Amore]

How is Layla still here, The hot white bitches are dropping like flies!

milena is ugly as fuck

[Skippord]

I hate Layla so much

[Blitz]

Mercifully quick.

[Skippord]

Milena is kinda hot

[St. Jimmy]

... 4 minutes of my life i can't get back.

[Skippord]

Erica is so hot tho

[Skippord]

If she is off before Layla I'll kill something

[Skippord]

Ok now that thats off I can get back to caring

[Blitz]

If she is off before Layla I'll kill something
Preferably Layla.

[Skippord]

Yeah

[Blitz]

Those agents look about 23.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. DX gets RVD'd?!

[Skippord]

OOOH scandalous

[ClockShot]

'ROI..............Nope.

[ThruTheWire]

I thought they were going to play to the stuff going on lately with the wrestlers and have them find a bag of weed.

[St. Jimmy]

no, see, Roids would have been the ROFL of the century.

[ClockShot]

Triple H just got Bill Clinton'd.

[ThruTheWire]

no, see, Roids would have been the ROFL of the century.

... of course it would.

[RawRocks]

i just hope this is the last year of the damn Diva search

[St. Jimmy]

17,431 fans hate john cena.

[ThruTheWire]

Ahaha, on diva search ad before the show came back

"You may text your favorite up to 10 times!!!"

"Standard rate of 99 cents a message"

I don't know who would ever do that.

[St. Jimmy]

JEWWWWMAGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! KILL'S PEOPLE :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

Ahaha, on diva search ad before the show came back

"You may text your favorite up to 10 times!!!"

"Standard rate of 99 cents a message"

I don't know who would ever do that.

Skippy does have a hard-on for Erica...

































and Sonjay Dutt. :kiss:

[Destor]

Will Umaga have a competitive match?

[Blitz]

Hey Skip, what if Layla started managing Dutt?

[ClockShot]

There's gotta be more to this main event.....

[ThruTheWire]

There's gotta be more to this main event.....

I'm really hoping for a new DX member.

[St. Jimmy]

There has to be, Hogan hasn't come out yet.

[Destor]

Hey Skip, what if <strike>Layla started managing</strike> Sabin started tagging with Dutt?

[ClockShot]

There has to be, Hogan hasn't come out yet.

Why the fuck would Hogan come out to help HBK after summerslam of last year. Unless they made up when I wasn't looking. My guess is that Trips will make bail or something.

[Destor]

Nice kick

[RawRocks]

My name is AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmannnnnnnnnnnnndo Aleejjjaaaaandrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo Eeeeeeeeeesssssstraaaa .... wait... let me finish this Cuban cigar.




My name is AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmannnnnnnnnnnnndo Aleejjjaaaaandrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo Eeeeeeeeeesssssstraaaa .... wait...
i forgot to bring Jamal... oops i mean eeeeeeeeewwwwwmaaaaagaaaa back to the ring.




What was my name again?

[Skippord]

Hey Skip, what if Layla started managing Dutt?
Murdering Rampage

[ClockShot]

Uh oh. Now you pissed him off.

[Skippord]

Oh shit ouch

[Blitz]

A clean win over Michaels :eek:

[Destor]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMAAAAAAAAAAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Destor]

A clean win over Michaels :eek:That wasn't clean.

[Blitz]

As close to clean as you'll get in a WWE main event.

[Destor]

Doesn't make it clean.

[ClockShot]

That's it. Oh well. Have a good night everyone.

[ThruTheWire]

I don't mind Umaga. He's actually not half bad to watch. Especially with Armando.

[Destor]

I don't mind Umaga. He's actually not half bad to watch. Especially with Armando.I'm a fan. Straight up powerhouse. Nothin' wrong with that.

[Blitz]

All right, that's it for Blitz. Keep it sexy, guys. :wavesad:

[ThruTheWire]

I'm a fan. Straight up powerhouse. Nothin' wrong with that.


Yeah exactly, and he actually has a great gimmick. He was no where near this entertaining in 3MW

[Avenger]

Good show tonight.

In review I think the opening segment was stale but I enjoyed the continuation of the Shelton/Carlito/Nitro stuff. The Orton segment sucked, as is par for the course with Orton and another Lawler vs. Young Buck feud just bores me. The Foley/Flair bit was great but could have been improved without Melina. Edge/Cena is old and the DX/McMahons stuff is still fresh and funny in general.

[Skippord]

I dislike Umaga except for the Samoan Drop

[NeanderCarl]

Where the fuck was Hogan then?

[Blitz]

It wasn't Hogan who was seen entering the arena or whatever, it was the lookalike.

[Innovator]

I hope the boos were good on TV for Cena, cause we laid them on pretty hard tonight

[Innovator]

Umaga looked crisp in person, and the 3 way was awesome to see live. Carlito is mad over. There were Cena Sucks chants during Smackdown, all night long.

[Innovator]

Also to note, Hardcore Holly was in a dark match, he got a big reaction, and seemed moved by the pop he got. Good to see him back, following that staph infection.

[Xero]

Yeah, so just got back from the Supershow. Not horrible, pretty good live.

I do have a question, though. I noticed that there was a clear plant (camera) left of the announce table. He wore a red hat and was fed signs, and got into a small spat with JBL after he held up a "JBL Eats during Commercial" sign before SmackDown! started. Did this red-hatted guy make it to TV? (I've recorded the show but I'm far too tired to watch now.)

[Xero]

Umaga looked crisp in person, and the 3 way was awesome to see live. Carlito is mad over. There were Cena Sucks chants during Smackdown, all night long.
I loved the "We Want RAW" chants. :lol:

But yeah, Cena was laid into pretty hard. There were fewer Cena marks (in my vicinity, anyway) than I thought there'd be.

Also, Holly worked stiff as usual, but it was good to see him back. :y:

[SammyG]

Flair/Foley is fucking gold. I actually can't wait for their SummerSlam match.

[Azriel]

Hey guys, wasn't around last week because I was away on vacation and had no internet access, but I'll be here for this week's show.

[Blitz]

You missed my last raw thread, Az :(