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PorkSoda
07-31-2006, 10:13 PM
I saw Norman Smiley walking down the street the other day.....
He smiled at me. :wtf: :shifty: :|
Destor
07-31-2006, 10:23 PM
LO......no.
Jaton
07-31-2006, 10:30 PM
LO......HELL no.
Blitz
07-31-2006, 11:07 PM
Tell me you didn't come up with that.
Schoenauer
07-31-2006, 11:17 PM
I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
I was shocked.
OverTaker
07-31-2006, 11:22 PM
Now this thread is funny.
I saw John Cena walking down the street the other day...
He Cena me.
The One
07-31-2006, 11:24 PM
I saw Bobby Lashley walking down the street...
I ordered liver and onions.
OR...
I saw Mark Henry walking down the street...
I kicked him in the nuts.
Jaton
07-31-2006, 11:32 PM
The One. :love:
Vastardikai
08-01-2006, 04:15 AM
I saw Golddust walking down the street
It was during Mardis Gras, so he actually looked normal.
I don't have a grasp on this, apparrently...
I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
He fell.
Linkbowler
08-01-2006, 11:31 AM
I saw the Ultimo Dragon walking down the street the other day...
He fell.
FTFY.
I saw the Vader walking down the street the other day...
He fell.
PorkSoda
08-01-2006, 11:40 AM
What did Paul London do to a customer in order to get fired from being a waiter?
Dropsault.
Why does Mark Calloway get paid under the table?
He's the Undertaker.
diothoir
08-01-2006, 11:43 AM
LOL at dropsault :$
Gertner
08-01-2006, 11:51 AM
Snitsky accidently bumped into me yesterday.
It wasn't his fault
I met Stone Cold the other day.
I was stunned.
What did Paul Burchill say to the mirror?
Hello.
Corkscrewed
08-01-2006, 02:17 PM
I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
He fell.
Tripped.
Or you could have said something like "I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day. He said he was taking a trip this fall to go bury some personal demons."
Or something. :shifty:
Corkscrewed
08-01-2006, 02:18 PM
So DX walks into a vacuum cleaner store...
St. Jimmy
08-01-2006, 02:23 PM
the Miz has a job!
wait... that isn't funny... unless you're a TNA mark... then it's hilarious.
What kind of ATV does Kevin Nash ride?
A Quad.
What did the TNA mark say when he broke his leg?
THIS IS AWESOME!
St. Jimmy
08-01-2006, 02:27 PM
Xero wins. :rofl:
What did the TNA mark say when he broke his leg?
THIS IS AWESOME!
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Gertner
08-01-2006, 03:11 PM
What is the Great Khali's favourite veggie
Khaliflower
Gertner
08-01-2006, 03:12 PM
I ran into Psycho Sid yesterday
He stabbed me with scissors
Stickman
08-01-2006, 03:38 PM
I almost fell of a cliff the other day, but I held onto Edge.
My gf had a botched boob job. Lita was the doctor.
Totally not funny
Vince McMahon, Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff walk into a bar...
ClockShot
08-01-2006, 04:19 PM
I asked Ric Flair for an autograph......
He wanted $100 bucks for it.
Corkscrewed
08-01-2006, 04:19 PM
I ran into Psycho Sid yesterday
He stabbed me with scissors
Did you hear about how Sid Vicious did at the Laundromat?
Yeah, they had to fire him because he kept on trying to dry clothes with a squeegee.
Arnold HamNegger
08-01-2006, 04:38 PM
I saw Foley walking down the street the other day...
He was eating a moonpie. I said, "Hey, I like moonpies too, we should hang out Mick."
He said "no."
BatistaBombed!
08-01-2006, 04:55 PM
i saw batista walkding down the street the other day
HE GAVE ME ABATISTA BOMBBBBBB
Arnold HamNegger
08-01-2006, 05:17 PM
The Easter Bunny, Santa, The Tooth Fairy and Lita (who has just walked out of the health clinic STD free), are all walking towards a $5 dollar bill laying in the middle of the cross walk. Who would get the $5 bill?
The Tooth Fairy, because she can fly.
SammyG
08-01-2006, 05:33 PM
HOO RAH
did you hear about percy pringle going to a funeral the other day?
he was a paul bearer
Destor
08-01-2006, 05:47 PM
did you hear about percy pringle going to a funeral the other day?
he was a paul bearerworst one yet.
Arnold HamNegger
08-01-2006, 06:59 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had $20 and Lita was on the other side.
Chavo Classic
08-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Samoa Joe walks into a bar.
The bar tapped-out
worst one yet.
it was meant to be the worst
look how stupid it is
Destor
08-01-2006, 09:22 PM
Look at your sucess.
loopydate
08-01-2006, 09:32 PM
Where did they keep Daniel before they fed him to the lions?
Christian Cage
The One
08-01-2006, 09:35 PM
Knock-Knock
Who's There
Knox and Knockers!
(Yeah that was bad even by my bad joke standards)
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Dumb bitch.
Dumb bitch who?
Dunno, but I'm sure she was in that segment with The Miz.
OverTaker
08-01-2006, 11:00 PM
Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Vuck
Vuck who?
Fuck you too!
PorkSoda
08-02-2006, 03:16 PM
Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
He didn't. He made it halfway and then tore his quad :rofl:
Da Cool Guy
08-02-2006, 03:39 PM
Why isnt carlito cool?
Cuz I am! :rotfl:
Stickman
08-02-2006, 04:21 PM
So a guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch"
Arnold HamNegger
08-02-2006, 05:24 PM
How many McMahon's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to call the Mexican, another to throw him up the ladder.
Da Cool Guy
08-02-2006, 05:25 PM
What did thge bad guy said to the good guy?
Iv got ur number! 8()
Fenix122
08-02-2006, 05:30 PM
what did the ghost say to john cena?
no bitch, you can't see me!
SammyG
08-02-2006, 05:35 PM
Wow.
Da Cool Guy
08-02-2006, 05:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! Thats a good one Felix122! :LOL:
Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
He didn't. He made it halfway and then tore his quad
I got a cheap laugh out of this, nice work.
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Why did Triple H cross the road?
Because he didn't want the chicken to get over.
Arnold HamNegger
08-02-2006, 06:32 PM
Why did Heyman cross the road?
Because Vince told him to.
Dorkchop
08-02-2006, 06:36 PM
I ran into Carlito yesterday. I asked him what he thought of the weather and he said "Das hot!"
(No seriously it's really fucking hot here)
Dorkchop
08-02-2006, 08:42 PM
What did people say after Hugh Morris' latest stand up comedy gig?
"He's really....
... Not really funny at all."
McLegend
08-02-2006, 10:06 PM
I got a cheap laugh out of this, nice work.
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Why did Triple H cross the road?
Because he didn't want the chicken to get over.
LOL
loopydate
08-02-2006, 10:08 PM
How much is Undertaker's house worth?
Doesn't matter. He'll never sell.
RottingFreak
08-02-2006, 10:18 PM
Why did they fire the Ultimate Warrior from the pet shop?
Because he couldn't sell the pedigree.
Did you hear about the problems with gravitational pull from another planet?
X Pac just became the first person on Mars.
loopydate
08-02-2006, 10:21 PM
Why did Bret Hart's vineyard fold?
He was only using sour grapes.
Did you hear about the new Garfield movie?
Apparently Hulk Hogan is playing Garfield's stunt double.
What's black and blue and red all over?
John Cena after going into the 'hood.
loopydate
08-02-2006, 10:25 PM
What do you get when you break Joey's thermometer?
Mercury.
loopydate
08-02-2006, 10:26 PM
What did Tazz say when the window-repair truck pulled up to his house?
"Well, here comes the pane!"
Why is the WWE mad at Brock Lesnar?
Because the NFL wouldn't put up with the big baby's shit.
What did RVD say to the police officer?
"I work for WWE... No one else... Hehehehehehehe"
What did Sabu say to the police officer?
"......................... I'm not supposed to talk asshole."
Jaton
08-02-2006, 10:45 PM
What did RVD say to the police officer?
"I work for WWE... No one else... Hehehehehehehe"
What did Sabu say to the police officer?
"......................... DEAL."
loopydate
08-02-2006, 10:55 PM
Why isn't there anything in the African section of Vince's zoo?
Because Vince doesn't know what to do with rhinos.
Btw, totally off topic, but isn't it weird how no-one has brought up that Booker T is the first 100% Black WWE Champion?
Anyways...a joke...OH!
HHH and Stephanie are walking down the road while pushing there new born baby. Stephanie (whose arms were getting tired), turns to HHH and said
"would you give the baby a little push?"
HHH replies, "No, she's too small and doesn't know how to work."
Arnold HamNegger
08-03-2006, 04:00 PM
If Flair flops in the middle of a forest and noone's around, does he still blade?
Why was Rowdy Roddy Piper hospitalized?
A friend heard he tried to kilt himself.
Why did Robby cross the road? (I'm ROBBY!)
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why is the Ultimate Warrior against smoking?
Because he hates fags.
Why is the Ultimate Warrior the only conversative against hunting?
Because Deering doesn't make the world work.
Corkscrewed
08-04-2006, 01:39 AM
:lol: Some of these are pretty hilarious. :y: :y:
You know Alejandro Armando Estrada was a good student, right? He always got straight A(AAAAAAAA)'s.
More of a cross medium joke (verbal to written). :shifty:
Corkscrewed
08-04-2006, 01:40 AM
I heard Al Snow has a weird way of cooking cabbage.
He puts a lot of Pepper on his Head.
Corkscrewed
08-04-2006, 01:41 AM
What did Perry Saturn say when he had an accident while having sex?
Moppy nis is broken. :(
ddpBANG
08-04-2006, 04:14 AM
What did Perry Saturn say when he had an accident while having sex?
Moppy nis is broken. :(
You're welcome
Skippord
08-04-2006, 04:54 AM
What did the Great Khali say to the postman?
Gibberish
Corkscrewed
08-04-2006, 01:38 PM
What's Daivari's favorite song in the world?
Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Khalifornication"
OverTaker
08-04-2006, 02:23 PM
^ Ha :y: ha ^
Who is Mankinds best friend?
Wait for it....
Dog.
PorkSoda
08-05-2006, 11:33 AM
Why coulden't Johnny Nitro get his jetpack to work?
He ran out of fuel.
Why did The Chain Gang disown Vermaat?
Because even they're not that retarded.
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