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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Lame joke.
I saw Norman Smiley walking down the street the other day.....
He smiled at me.
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I am the cheese
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LO......no.
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BISONICA
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Tell me you didn't come up with that.
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Don't be hatin' bitch!
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I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
I was shocked. |
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TPWW Since '04
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Now this thread is funny.
I saw John Cena walking down the street the other day... He Cena me. |
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Boss
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I saw Bobby Lashley walking down the street...
I ordered liver and onions. OR... I saw Mark Henry walking down the street... I kicked him in the nuts. |
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BISONICA
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The One.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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I saw Golddust walking down the street
It was during Mardis Gras, so he actually looked normal. I don't have a grasp on this, apparrently... |
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Do Unto Others...
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I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
He fell. |
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Killed fitty men!
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FTFY. |
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A Proud MF'R
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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What did Paul London do to a customer in order to get fired from being a waiter?
Dropsault. Why does Mark Calloway get paid under the table? He's the Undertaker. |
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Tattieman
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LOL at dropsault
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Guest
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Snitsky accidently bumped into me yesterday.
It wasn't his fault |
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He's Here
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I met Stone Cold the other day.
I was stunned. What did Paul Burchill say to the mirror? Hello. |
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Or you could have said something like "I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day. He said he was taking a trip this fall to go bury some personal demons." Or something.
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So DX walks into a vacuum cleaner store...
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Last of a Dying Forum
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the Miz has a job!
wait... that isn't funny... unless you're a TNA mark... then it's hilarious. |
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He's Here
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What kind of ATV does Kevin Nash ride?
A Quad. |
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He's Here
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What did the TNA mark say when he broke his leg?
THIS IS AWESOME! |
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Xero wins.
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A Proud MF'R
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT |
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Guest
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What is the Great Khali's favourite veggie
Khaliflower |
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Guest
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I ran into Psycho Sid yesterday
He stabbed me with scissors |
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Stickman
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I almost fell of a cliff the other day, but I held onto Edge.
My gf had a botched boob job. Lita was the doctor. Totally not funny |
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He's Here
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Vince McMahon, Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff walk into a bar...
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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I asked Ric Flair for an autograph......
He wanted $100 bucks for it. |
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Yeah, they had to fire him because he kept on trying to dry clothes with a squeegee. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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I saw Foley walking down the street the other day...
He was eating a moonpie. I said, "Hey, I like moonpies too, we should hang out Mick." He said "no." |
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Head BOMBER!!!
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i saw batista walkding down the street the other day
HE GAVE ME ABATISTA BOMBBBBBB |
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Terminator Daddy!
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The Easter Bunny, Santa, The Tooth Fairy and Lita (who has just walked out of the health clinic STD free), are all walking towards a $5 dollar bill laying in the middle of the cross walk. Who would get the $5 bill?
The Tooth Fairy, because she can fly. |
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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HOO RAH
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A Proud MF'R
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did you hear about percy pringle going to a funeral the other day?
he was a paul bearer |
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I am the cheese
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Terminator Daddy!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had $20 and Lita was on the other side. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Samoa Joe walks into a bar.
The bar tapped-out |
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A Proud MF'R
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look how stupid it is |
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I am the cheese
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Look at your sucess.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Where did they keep Daniel before they fed him to the lions?
Christian Cage |
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