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PorkSoda 07-31-2006 11:13 PM

Lame joke.
 
I saw Norman Smiley walking down the street the other day.....

He smiled at me. :wtf: :shifty: :|

Destor 07-31-2006 11:23 PM

LO......no.

Jaton 07-31-2006 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor
LO......HELL no.


Blitz 08-01-2006 12:07 AM

Tell me you didn't come up with that.

Schoenauer 08-01-2006 12:17 AM

I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
I was shocked.

OverTaker 08-01-2006 12:22 AM

Now this thread is funny.

I saw John Cena walking down the street the other day...
He Cena me.

The One 08-01-2006 12:24 AM

I saw Bobby Lashley walking down the street...

I ordered liver and onions.

OR...

I saw Mark Henry walking down the street...

I kicked him in the nuts.

Jaton 08-01-2006 12:32 AM

The One. :love:

Vastardikai 08-01-2006 05:15 AM

I saw Golddust walking down the street

It was during Mardis Gras, so he actually looked normal.

I don't have a grasp on this, apparrently...

hb2k 08-01-2006 12:29 PM

I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
He fell.

Linkbowler 08-01-2006 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hb2k
I saw the Ultimo Dragon walking down the street the other day...
He fell.


FTFY.

JH 08-01-2006 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hb2k
I saw the Vader walking down the street the other day...
He fell.


PorkSoda 08-01-2006 12:40 PM

What did Paul London do to a customer in order to get fired from being a waiter?

Dropsault.

Why does Mark Calloway get paid under the table?

He's the Undertaker.

diothoir 08-01-2006 12:43 PM

LOL at dropsault :$

Gertner 08-01-2006 12:51 PM

Snitsky accidently bumped into me yesterday.


It wasn't his fault

Xero 08-01-2006 01:24 PM

I met Stone Cold the other day.

I was stunned.




What did Paul Burchill say to the mirror?

Hello.

Corkscrewed 08-01-2006 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hb2k
I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day...
He fell.

Tripped.



Or you could have said something like "I saw the Shockmaster walking down the street the other day. He said he was taking a trip this fall to go bury some personal demons."

Or something. :shifty:

Corkscrewed 08-01-2006 03:18 PM

So DX walks into a vacuum cleaner store...

St. Jimmy 08-01-2006 03:23 PM

the Miz has a job!













































wait... that isn't funny... unless you're a TNA mark... then it's hilarious.

Xero 08-01-2006 03:23 PM

What kind of ATV does Kevin Nash ride?

A Quad.

Xero 08-01-2006 03:25 PM

What did the TNA mark say when he broke his leg?

THIS IS AWESOME!

St. Jimmy 08-01-2006 03:27 PM

Xero wins. :rofl:

JH 08-01-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
What did the TNA mark say when he broke his leg?

THIS IS AWESOME!

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

Gertner 08-01-2006 04:11 PM

What is the Great Khali's favourite veggie

Khaliflower

Gertner 08-01-2006 04:12 PM

I ran into Psycho Sid yesterday


He stabbed me with scissors

Stickman 08-01-2006 04:38 PM

I almost fell of a cliff the other day, but I held onto Edge.

My gf had a botched boob job. Lita was the doctor.


Totally not funny

Xero 08-01-2006 05:02 PM

Vince McMahon, Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff walk into a bar...

ClockShot 08-01-2006 05:19 PM

I asked Ric Flair for an autograph......

He wanted $100 bucks for it.

Corkscrewed 08-01-2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L L Cool G
I ran into Psycho Sid yesterday


He stabbed me with scissors

Did you hear about how Sid Vicious did at the Laundromat?


Yeah, they had to fire him because he kept on trying to dry clothes with a squeegee.

Arnold HamNegger 08-01-2006 05:38 PM

I saw Foley walking down the street the other day...

He was eating a moonpie. I said, "Hey, I like moonpies too, we should hang out Mick."

He said "no."

BatistaBombed! 08-01-2006 05:55 PM

i saw batista walkding down the street the other day

HE GAVE ME ABATISTA BOMBBBBBB

Arnold HamNegger 08-01-2006 06:17 PM

The Easter Bunny, Santa, The Tooth Fairy and Lita (who has just walked out of the health clinic STD free), are all walking towards a $5 dollar bill laying in the middle of the cross walk. Who would get the $5 bill?

The Tooth Fairy, because she can fly.

SammyG 08-01-2006 06:33 PM

HOO RAH

JH 08-01-2006 06:45 PM

did you hear about percy pringle going to a funeral the other day?
he was a paul bearer

Destor 08-01-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JH
did you hear about percy pringle going to a funeral the other day?
he was a paul bearer

worst one yet.

Arnold HamNegger 08-01-2006 07:59 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he had $20 and Lita was on the other side.

Chavo Classic 08-01-2006 08:15 PM

Samoa Joe walks into a bar.

The bar tapped-out

JH 08-01-2006 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor
worst one yet.

it was meant to be the worst
look how stupid it is

Destor 08-01-2006 10:22 PM

Look at your sucess.

loopydate 08-01-2006 10:32 PM

Where did they keep Daniel before they fed him to the lions?

Christian Cage


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