LOL Luger Responds to Bischoff's Interview on WWE.Com!

[PullMyFinger]

I was recentley let in on a portion of good old eric bishoffs new book. again as usual eric does nothing but run his mouth to make a few bucks.

Eric went as far as saying kevin nash was lazy. questioned paul heyman. and said i can not draw a dime.

Eric says he didnt have a open checkbook. BULLSHIT. Instead of blaming wcws demise on wwe and vince mcmann maybe eric should look in the mirror.

Everyone remembers how shitty wcw was when vince ruesso took over. eric stop blaming wcw,s problems on the wrestlers creative control so on. remember bash at the beach 2000? it was a god damn sham and ratings fell 30% after that stupid idea.

Jbl you have nothing to say about this. your a god damn pissant in wwe that does nothing but pick on smaller guys backstage. and you have the balls to put me down? give me a damn break.

Well eric. on some points of this book might just be true. but come on you will do anything to keep fame going your way. i can let the spoiler out that your just doing this and publishing this book so you can have a angle to bring the nwo in vs dx. woops sorry about that spoiler.

[Jordan]

Well, I guess its important to read that, Bischoff is probably making things look favorable to him.

[St. Jimmy]

:rofl: i <3 luger.

[Jeritron]

Hahahaha Luger. That clown used to live in my hometown.

[TerranRich]

LOL so half of the n00bs here could possibly be Luger, by the way he types. :D

[Fignuts]

God, some of the reatrds who troll tpww look intelligent by comparison.

[Jeritron]

By that logic you'd have to assume Luger owns a computer, and if so, knows how to turn it on. Right about now hes probably walking around a mall somewhere hoping to stumble across a live nitro so he can afford groceries.

[Dorkchop]

Luger is the only one to not realise that Luger sucked.

The WWF tried their asses to make Luger a huge star, but not a single person bought it. Luger was just that awful and did not draw a nickel.

[Jeritron]

I dont know if the nickel statement is fair....when I was in middle school he was part of some crappy show at the high school gymnasium with the likes of Doink and King Kong bundy and I snuck in for free, so he didnt draw a NICKEL from me or my friends, and probably not the other 30 people there hiding their faces.

[PullMyFinger]

LOL my favorite was his thinking that he was unveiling huge spoilers on the internet

"woops" lolol What an idiot

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Man, Luger may have some sort of brain damage.

[Rammsteinmad]

I remember when he was whole American hero type back in the day... I was such a huge fan. :(

[Rammsteinmad]

Also, I was only about 6 then... how was I supposed to know?

[Jeritron]

Because when your grandpa gave you a shiny silver nickel, you chose not to spend it on Lex Express merchandise and put it on a train track and waited for an oncoming express . From that moment on you should have known that the man could not draw a NICKEL!!

[The Genius]

u have a link to his myspace? i assume that was from his myspace blog.

[ron the dial]

I love Lex Luger. His internet rants are a thing of beauty and retardation.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFL at "Whoops, sorry about the spoiler."

That just slays me. :rofl:

[YOUR Hero]

He's as literate as Marty Jannetty.

[TerranRich]

Also, I was only about 6 then... how was I supposed to know?
Unacceptable!!

[Kane Knight]

He's still alive?

[Disturbed316]

He's right about Bischoff opening his checkbook. He did however, open his CHEQUE BOOK!

[Stickman]

Mr. Perfect vs Narcissist feud rocked. Mr Perfect is the wrestling God.

[Jaton]

Oh come on. Luger wasn't THAT bad. Granted, he wasn't very good. But around the early nWo days, he was easy to get behind with Sting and Savage. Sting looked shifty, and Savage was a fucking whackjob, so Luger was the easiest to relate to.

Besides. There are many worse talents. Mongo McMichael, anyone? The guy botched an irish whip..

[Crippla]

LOL so half of the n00bs here could possibly be Luger, by the way he types. :D
LOL. I was thinking the same thing, it makes me question the legitimacy of this so I'd like to see a source please.

[Kane Knight]

LOL. I was thinking the same thing, it makes me question the legitimacy of this so I'd like to see a source please.

www.CanadianCrippler.com/RuseReport1234

[Farter]

PULL MY FINGER

! FART ! oops :naughty:

[Linkbowler]

AND YOUR T-SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!

I'M PISSED NOW!

[PullMyFinger]

Here's his MySpace..

http://www.myspace.com/lexlugeronmyspace

[PullMyFinger]

He updated and editted his blog

just a quick reminder. i have to edit this blog and appoligize for taking the lords name in vain,i am a devoted christian now and the comments made on wwe.com and by jbl just seemed to crawl under my skin. but under the good lord we all make mistakes. as for jbl to put it in a better fashion. look in the mirror buddy. you have the lowest rated matches in smackdowns history. you only held the wwe title for 10 months because hhh did not feel like wrestling on tuesdays! and you only held that belt because all the other heels were hurt. im going to take the high road and drop this subject as jbl likes the attention and i know he is far from man enough to say anything to a persons face unless there 5 ft 1 123lbs

[PullMyFinger]

LMFAO! Some fan wrote "That's BS. I think Bischoff forgets back in August '97, your world title match w/ Hogan scored Nitro a 6.0 quarter hour rating when you won the title. I wouldn't get too offended over it, we're talkin bout the same guy who for 3 and half years on WWE, was pushed around and looked like a pussy everytime he'd be on camera w/ Vince McMahon."

and Luger responds with "wow i even forgot about that"

[Jeritron]

He used Heymans HHH working tuesdays quote hahaha, I hope this guys blogs keep on coming. A disgruntled self-destructed over the hill hack who can't draw a NICKEL, I can't get enough! He should use it. Picture him in TNA with the gimmick of just bitching about stuff kayfabe and getting jobbed the fuck out. His T-Shirts should have a Nickel with his face on it. He could start his promos with, "I'd just like to put in my 5 cents about something..."

[Rammsteinmad]

Because when your grandpa gave you a shiny silver nickel, you chose not to spend it on Lex Express merchandise and put it on a train track and waited for an oncoming express . From that moment on you should have known that the man could not draw a NICKEL!!

Nah, we don't get nickels here, it woulda been pennys (pence), but Luger probably couldn't even draw one of those.

[Jeritron]

HUGE NEWS!

Eric Bischoff was seen eariler today at the water fountain of a local shopping mall,reportedly with his sleeves up cursing to himself. When asked what he was doing he explained he was collecting nickels and even pennies to make up for Luger matches he booked. In lesser news, Luger was also spotted in the same shopping mall asking passers by if they know where the Nitro is being held.

[Vastardikai]

Say what you will about Luger, he is oneofthebiggestlegendsstars...gah!

[Mr. Aristocrat]

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If you asked me why I posted this, I DON'T KNOW!

[Blue Demon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lex_Luger

he even went into Semi-retirement because he couldn't draw a NICKEL

[Crippla]

Yeah, that's definately not really Lex Luger's MySpace.