View Full Version : Who books this shit? (raw spoilers)
FourFifty
10-17-2006, 03:00 AM
There is so much to complain about with Raw tonight. Oh, so much! But hey, why should I be the one to do all the bitching? Oh no, I'm not going to complain about the lackluster diva's match, nor am I going to complain about the lack of The Highlanders (I'm Robbie!!!). Ya know what, I'm also not going to complain about K-Fuck being there. No, I'm going to complain about Steve-o and the other guy.
They currently have a lackluster tag team scene... So they're in LA, let's bring out a legend. Have Rowdy Roddy Piper start an interview in Piper's Pit with The Highlanders. They don't say much except for how awesome it is to be in (insert city here) and "I'M ROBBIE!!!" After the fans get worked up a bit Lance Cade and The Ugly One hits the ring and talks about how horrible LA is, and why the south is so much better. The Ugly One talks about how the south has less Mexicans, less crime, less pollution while LA has more Mexicans, more crime, more pollution... You see a trend here? Lance talks about how the simple life is so much better, and how in Nashville the only people that wore plaid skirts, like The Highlanders wear, were school girls. Big ass brawl, match is made for next week for Robbie vs The Ugly One. Let them go back and forth for a while.
But no, instead of working on fixing a broken tag team scene the WWE said "Hey, let's throw the fellows from Jackass in the ring with Umaga!" First and foremost Steve-O no sold Umaga's splash, and I praying for someone a little stiffer to get in the ring with Steve-O. Second off, didn't WWE learn from WCW? Putting famous people in the ring does NOT help!
So I'm pretty livid right now. I have never been this offended as a wrestling fan by WWE. Triple H can screw 543785 dead people, Hulk Hogan can have 45976054 last matches (he's only three away until he hits that number anyways), Hassan can talk about how he is an Arab American and he demans respect, and you can even put Judy Bagwell on a pole again and it'll be cool. But Steve-O in the ring....
WHO BOOKS THIS SHIT?
On another note, I'm back.
If you didnt watch, WWE would lose a viewer, you wouldnt be so upset and we wouldnt have to hear you bitch.
St. Jimmy
10-17-2006, 03:06 AM
I thought I bitched alot. God-damn, sir.
Better Than You
10-17-2006, 03:06 AM
Steve-O no selling made me sick.
FourFifty
10-17-2006, 03:08 AM
In all fairness Hardy/Masters/Shelton/Crazy was an awesome match, and the fans sounded pretty hot, but since they already had one thing with a famous person they didn't need another bit with a famous person.
Better Than You
10-17-2006, 03:09 AM
Steve-O no selling made me sick.But I'm sure the Jackass audience loved it...
FourFifty
10-17-2006, 03:11 AM
..........did you just quote yourself?
Better Than You
10-17-2006, 03:13 AM
No, in your anger you've started hallucinating. :roll:
Blitz
10-17-2006, 03:25 AM
Steve-O no selling made me sick.
I found it fucking hilarious, only because WWE was actually dumb enough to put those 2 in the ring with Umaga and think it would go according to plan.
Anyone wanna see a Steve-O/Teddy Hart match :shifty:
Dave Youell
10-17-2006, 03:48 AM
Anyone wanna see a Steve-O/Teddy Hart match :shifty:
LOL! That match would never end!
FourFifty
10-17-2006, 04:47 AM
Since the spoiler warning is up already, here's my question...
<img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/3482394/10.jpg>
So which one of these guys is the stoner?
Since the spoiler warning is up already, here's my question...
<img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/3482394/10.jpg>
So which one of these guys is the stoner?
which one is Jeff Hardy?
What Would Kevin Do?
10-17-2006, 04:56 AM
It's pretty obvious they both smoke the cock.
Blitz
10-17-2006, 05:12 AM
Pretty off topic, but this is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in a while. From Nicka and aaron Carter's reality show: http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3379
weather vane
10-17-2006, 05:18 AM
hey lets cry about wrestling
k cool
St. Jimmy
10-17-2006, 06:06 AM
but since they already had one thing with a famous person they didn't need another bit with a famous person.
I'm sorry, all I saw was some pop-stars husband and two stoned guys... what famous people were on that I missed?
Avenger
10-17-2006, 08:41 AM
RAW started off awesome with the opening segment, the tag match was great, the skit with Booker put CT over loads, the fatal four way was awesome, but it was fucking awful after that. They could've actually made that the best RAW in months if they had've continued the trend from the first half instead of fucking K-Fed and Marine promos.
KingofOldSchool
10-17-2006, 10:16 AM
Since the spoiler warning is up already, here's my question...
<img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/3482394/10.jpg>
So which one of these guys is the stoner?
Which one is more likely to put a lamp shade on their head?
Kane Knight
10-17-2006, 10:22 AM
On the next "Celebrity Hookups:"
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/3482394/10.jpg
Jaton
10-17-2006, 10:22 AM
Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.
owenbrown
10-17-2006, 10:31 AM
The writers and staff are all senile in their old ages and thats why everything is fucked up at the end of the night cause they are old and cranky. :nono:
<font color=white>It's a business</font>
Avenger
10-17-2006, 10:36 AM
Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.WTF?
Everyone is pretty much in agreement here dude.
TerranRich
10-17-2006, 10:52 AM
Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.
What! I'm going to bitch about you bitching about people who bitch about people bitching.
***BREATHE IN***
Kane Knight
10-17-2006, 11:35 AM
It's a business
...And?
Avenger
10-17-2006, 12:58 PM
lol
Stickman
10-17-2006, 01:16 PM
I was taking a piss during the Jackass thing, what Umaga move was no sold. A video would be nice. I'd like to see the reaction of Umaga and JR.
TerranRich
10-17-2006, 01:26 PM
All of his moves were no-sold. Steve O laughed like a retard and Umaga started to look legitimately pissed off and started going stiffer on him, but to no avail. I WOULD say Eddie Fatu should've really kicked the shit out of him, teach him a lesson, but Steve O isn't a WWE employee, so alas, he did whatever he wanted.
Vastardikai
10-17-2006, 01:33 PM
^
Next Week, on a very special ECW:
Steve-O gets in the ring with the one and only Bob Holly!
Let's see Steve-O no sell THAT!
McLegend
10-17-2006, 01:35 PM
Highlanders are terrible
Avenger
10-17-2006, 01:35 PM
It's a businessif you're point is that it's a business therefore we need some big Hollywood stars to make money. You kinda' seem to be forgetting the fact that the business in wrestling comes from WRESTLING FANS, who honestly want to see... WRESTLING. Not talentless idiots like Steve-O and K-Fed.
TerranRich
10-17-2006, 01:38 PM
In terms of piss breaks, K-Fed > Masters by like 15 minutes. I literally forced myself to shit, that's how long I wanted to be away from my TV. :nono:
McLegend
10-17-2006, 01:40 PM
As much as it pains me to say this K-Fed didn't do that bad.
I do hate him though.
Shadow
10-17-2006, 01:42 PM
On the next "Celebrity Hookups:"
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/3482394/10.jpg
I'd kill you if it weren't so damn funny.
Avenger
10-17-2006, 02:10 PM
As much as it pains me to say this K-Fed didn't do that bad.
I do hate him though.
WHAT?!
He had no right to be there. He was awful. He was tripping over his lines and sold the FU like a fucking cartoon character.
ANYONE could have done that skit with Cena.
He made Johnny Nitro look good on the mic for God's sake.
Shadow
10-17-2006, 02:20 PM
*starts punching Avenger*
IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE!
McLegend
10-17-2006, 02:36 PM
WHAT?!
He had no right to be there. He was awful. He was tripping over his lines and sold the FU like a fucking cartoon character.
ANYONE could have done that skit with Cena.
He made Johnny Nitro look good on the mic for God's sake.
He has better mic skills then Nitro. I don't even think he should have been there myself, but he was.
For what K-fed was and what he did last night he was alright.
Avenger
10-17-2006, 02:43 PM
PUBLIC APOLOGY TO THE WRESTLING COMMUNITY:
I would like apologise to the whole of the Internet Wrestling Community. My recent comments were insensitive, ill-founded and simply words in a moment of desperation. I retract my comments... In fact, I will entirely change what I originally said...
NOTHING could make Johnny Nitro look good on the mic.
Thank you for your time.
Avenger
10-17-2006, 02:44 PM
oh and K-Fed is really good for RAW, I'm glad he has such good mic skills because that is exactly why I tune in to RAW every Monday Night.
THANKS
I didnt personally see Raw [How rare] this week, however i think people are talking about this:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/videos/ " RAW 10/16/06 - Celebrities come face-to-face with WWE Superstars."
Hm!
Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.
I bitch cause other people bitch and cause its a forum where other people bitch so i'm aloud to bitch.
P.S. you're stupid.
Kane Knight
10-17-2006, 04:05 PM
PUBLIC APOLOGY TO THE WRESTLING COMMUNITY:
I would like apologise to the whole of the Internet Wrestling Community. My recent comments were insensitive, ill-founded and simply words in a moment of desperation. I retract my comments... In fact, I will entirely change what I originally said...
NOTHING could make Johnny Nitro look good on the mic.
Thank you for your time.
That's all I'm asking.
Shadow
10-17-2006, 08:26 PM
Thanks Avenger!
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