Who books this shit? (raw spoilers)

**FourFifty** · 10-17-2006, 03:00 AM

There is so much to complain about with Raw tonight. Oh, so much! But hey, why should I be the one to do all the bitching? Oh no, I'm not going to complain about the lackluster diva's match, nor am I going to complain about the lack of The Highlanders (I'm Robbie!!!). Ya know what, I'm also not going to complain about K-Fuck being there. No, I'm going to complain about Steve-o and the other guy.

They currently have a lackluster tag team scene... So they're in LA, let's bring out a legend. Have Rowdy Roddy Piper start an interview in Piper's Pit with The Highlanders. They don't say much except for how awesome it is to be in (insert city here) and "I'M ROBBIE!!!" After the fans get worked up a bit Lance Cade and The Ugly One hits the ring and talks about how horrible LA is, and why the south is so much better. The Ugly One talks about how the south has less Mexicans, less crime, less pollution while LA has more Mexicans, more crime, more pollution... You see a trend here? Lance talks about how the simple life is so much better, and how in Nashville the only people that wore plaid skirts, like The Highlanders wear, were school girls. Big ass brawl, match is made for next week for Robbie vs The Ugly One. Let them go back and forth for a while.

But no, instead of working on fixing a broken tag team scene the WWE said "Hey, let's throw the fellows from Jackass in the ring with Umaga!" First and foremost Steve-O no sold Umaga's splash, and I praying for someone a little stiffer to get in the ring with Steve-O. Second off, didn't WWE learn from WCW? Putting famous people in the ring does NOT help!

So I'm pretty livid right now. I have never been this offended as a wrestling fan by WWE. Triple H can screw 543785 dead people, Hulk Hogan can have 45976054 last matches (he's only three away until he hits that number anyways), Hassan can talk about how he is an Arab American and he demans respect, and you can even put Judy Bagwell on a pole again and it'll be cool. But Steve-O in the ring....
WHO BOOKS THIS SHIT?

On another note, I'm back.

RP · 10-17-2006, 03:04 AM

If you didnt watch, WWE would lose a viewer, you wouldnt be so upset and we wouldnt have to hear you bitch.

**St. Jimmy** · 10-17-2006, 03:06 AM

I thought I bitched alot. God-damn, sir.

**Better Than You** · 10-17-2006, 03:06 AM

Steve-O no selling made me sick.

**FourFifty** · 10-17-2006, 03:08 AM

In all fairness Hardy/Masters/Shelton/Crazy was an awesome match, and the fans sounded pretty hot, but since they already had one thing with a famous person they didn't need another bit with a famous person.

**Better Than You** · 10-17-2006, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Better Than You

Steve-O no selling made me sick.

But I'm sure the Jackass audience loved it...

**FourFifty** · 10-17-2006, 03:11 AM

..........did you just quote yourself?

**Better Than You** · 10-17-2006, 03:13 AM

No, in your anger you've started hallucinating.

**Blitz** · 10-17-2006, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Better Than You

Steve-O no selling made me sick.

I found it fucking hilarious, only because WWE was actually dumb enough to put those 2 in the ring with Umaga and think it would go according to plan.

Anyone wanna see a Steve-O/Teddy Hart match

**Dave Youell** · 10-17-2006, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Blitz

Anyone wanna see a Steve-O/Teddy Hart match

LOL! That match would never end!

**FourFifty** · 10-17-2006, 04:47 AM

Since the spoiler warning is up already, here's my question...

So which one of these guys is the stoner?

RP · 10-17-2006, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by FourFifty

Since the spoiler warning is up already, here's my question...

So which one of these guys is the stoner?

which one is Jeff Hardy?

**What Would Kevin Do?** · 10-17-2006, 04:56 AM

It's pretty obvious they both smoke the cock.

**Blitz** · 10-17-2006, 05:12 AM

Pretty off topic, but this is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in a while. From Nicka and aaron Carter's reality show: http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3379

**weather vane** · 10-17-2006, 05:18 AM

hey lets cry about wrestling

k cool

**St. Jimmy** · 10-17-2006, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by FourFifty

but since they already had one thing with a famous person they didn't need another bit with a famous person.

I'm sorry, all I saw was some pop-stars husband and two stoned guys... what famous people were on that I missed?

**Avenger** · 10-17-2006, 08:41 AM

RAW started off awesome with the opening segment, the tag match was great, the skit with Booker put CT over loads, the fatal four way was awesome, but it was fucking awful after that. They could've actually made that the best RAW in months if they had've continued the trend from the first half instead of fucking K-Fed and Marine promos.

**KingofOldSchool** · 10-17-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by FourFifty

Since the spoiler warning is up already, here's my question...

So which one of these guys is the stoner?

Which one is more likely to put a lamp shade on their head?

**Kane Knight** · 10-17-2006, 10:22 AM

On the next "Celebrity Hookups:"

**Jaton** · 10-17-2006, 10:22 AM

Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.

**owenbrown** · 10-17-2006, 10:31 AM

The writers and staff are all senile in their old ages and thats why everything is fucked up at the end of the night cause they are old and cranky.

**CSL** · 10-17-2006, 10:36 AM

It's a business

**Avenger** · 10-17-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaton

Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.

WTF?

Everyone is pretty much in agreement here dude.

**TerranRich** · 10-17-2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaton

Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.

What! I'm going to bitch about you bitching about people who bitch about people bitching.

***BREATHE IN***

**Kane Knight** · 10-17-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CSL

It's a business

...And?

**Avenger** · 10-17-2006, 12:58 PM

lol

**Stickman** · 10-17-2006, 01:16 PM

I was taking a piss during the Jackass thing, what Umaga move was no sold. A video would be nice. I'd like to see the reaction of Umaga and JR.

**TerranRich** · 10-17-2006, 01:26 PM

All of his moves were no-sold. Steve O laughed like a retard and Umaga started to look legitimately pissed off and started going stiffer on him, but to no avail. I WOULD say Eddie Fatu should've really kicked the shit out of him, teach him a lesson, but Steve O isn't a WWE employee, so alas, he did whatever he wanted.

**Vastardikai** · 10-17-2006, 01:33 PM

^

Next Week, on a very special ECW:

Steve-O gets in the ring with the one and only Bob Holly!

Let's see Steve-O no sell THAT!

**McLegend** · 10-17-2006, 01:35 PM

Highlanders are terrible

**Avenger** · 10-17-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CSL

It's a business

if you're point is that it's a business therefore we need some big Hollywood stars to make money. You kinda' seem to be forgetting the fact that the business in wrestling comes from WRESTLING FANS, who honestly want to see... WRESTLING. Not talentless idiots like Steve-O and K-Fed.

**TerranRich** · 10-17-2006, 01:38 PM

In terms of piss breaks, K-Fed > Masters by like 15 minutes. I literally forced myself to shit, that's how long I wanted to be away from my TV.

**McLegend** · 10-17-2006, 01:40 PM

As much as it pains me to say this K-Fed didn't do that bad.

I do hate him though.

**Shadow** · 10-17-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight

On the next "Celebrity Hookups:"

I'd kill you if it weren't so damn funny.

**Avenger** · 10-17-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by legend

As much as it pains me to say this K-Fed didn't do that bad.

I do hate him though.

WHAT?!

He had no right to be there. He was awful. He was tripping over his lines and sold the FU like a fucking cartoon character.

ANYONE could have done that skit with Cena.

He made Johnny Nitro look good on the mic for God's sake.

**Shadow** · 10-17-2006, 02:20 PM

*starts punching Avenger*

IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE!

**McLegend** · 10-17-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Avenger

WHAT?!

He had no right to be there. He was awful. He was tripping over his lines and sold the FU like a fucking cartoon character.

ANYONE could have done that skit with Cena.

He made Johnny Nitro look good on the mic for God's sake.

He has better mic skills then Nitro. I don't even think he should have been there myself, but he was.

For what K-fed was and what he did last night he was alright.

**Avenger** · 10-17-2006, 02:43 PM

PUBLIC APOLOGY TO THE WRESTLING COMMUNITY:

I would like apologise to the whole of the Internet Wrestling Community. My recent comments were insensitive, ill-founded and simply words in a moment of desperation. I retract my comments... In fact, I will entirely change what I originally said...

NOTHING could make Johnny Nitro look good on the mic.

Thank you for your time.

**Avenger** · 10-17-2006, 02:44 PM

oh and K-Fed is really good for RAW, I'm glad he has such good mic skills because that is exactly why I tune in to RAW every Monday Night.

THANKS

**Gray** · 10-17-2006, 03:43 PM

I didnt personally see Raw [How rare] this week, however i think people are talking about this:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/videos/ " RAW 10/16/06 - Celebrities come face-to-face with WWE Superstars."

Hm!

10-17-2006, 03:04 AM	#2
RP King of Love and Piss Posts: 62,991	If you didnt watch, WWE would lose a viewer, you wouldnt be so upset and we wouldnt have to hear you bitch.

10-17-2006, 03:06 AM	#3
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215	I thought I bitched alot. God-damn, sir.

10-17-2006, 03:06 AM	#4
Better Than You Superiority At Work Posts: 729	Steve-O no selling made me sick.

10-17-2006, 03:08 AM	#5
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	In all fairness Hardy/Masters/Shelton/Crazy was an awesome match, and the fans sounded pretty hot, but since they already had one thing with a famous person they didn't need another bit with a famous person.

10-17-2006, 03:11 AM	#7
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	..........did you just quote yourself?

10-17-2006, 03:13 AM	#8
Better Than You Superiority At Work Posts: 729	No, in your anger you've started hallucinating.

10-17-2006, 04:47 AM	#11
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Since the spoiler warning is up already, here's my question... So which one of these guys is the stoner?

10-17-2006, 04:56 AM	#13
What Would Kevin Do? Ninja Mod, Esquire Posts: 12,676	It's pretty obvious they both smoke the cock.

10-17-2006, 05:12 AM	#14
Blitz Angel Headed Hipster Posts: 37,942	Pretty off topic, but this is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in a while. From Nicka and aaron Carter's reality show: http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3379

10-17-2006, 05:18 AM	#15
weather vane quesque fuck? Posts: 23,553	hey lets cry about wrestling k cool

10-17-2006, 08:41 AM	#17
Avenger est. 1884 Posts: 11,488	RAW started off awesome with the opening segment, the tag match was great, the skit with Booker put CT over loads, the fatal four way was awesome, but it was fucking awful after that. They could've actually made that the best RAW in months if they had've continued the trend from the first half instead of fucking K-Fed and Marine promos.

10-17-2006, 10:22 AM	#19
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	On the next "Celebrity Hookups:"

10-17-2006, 10:22 AM	#20
Jaton BISONICA Posts: 2,681	Why in the hell do people bitch about other people bitching? Get over it. It's a forum, it's made to communicate to other people who have similar interest, be it good or bad. If you don't like what someone is saying -gasp- don't respond to their thread.

10-17-2006, 10:31 AM	#21
owenbrown I believe in Joe Hendry Posts: 22,349	The writers and staff are all senile in their old ages and thats why everything is fucked up at the end of the night cause they are old and cranky.

10-17-2006, 10:36 AM	#22
CSL Over Like Rover Posts: 38,444	It's a business

10-17-2006, 12:58 PM	#26
Avenger est. 1884 Posts: 11,488	lol

10-17-2006, 01:16 PM	#27
Stickman Stickman Posts: 15,119	I was taking a piss during the Jackass thing, what Umaga move was no sold. A video would be nice. I'd like to see the reaction of Umaga and JR.

10-17-2006, 01:26 PM	#28
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	All of his moves were no-sold. Steve O laughed like a retard and Umaga started to look legitimately pissed off and started going stiffer on him, but to no avail. I WOULD say Eddie Fatu should've really kicked the shit out of him, teach him a lesson, but Steve O isn't a WWE employee, so alas, he did whatever he wanted.

10-17-2006, 01:33 PM	#29
Vastardikai Taller than Adam Cole Posts: 10,876	^ Next Week, on a very special ECW: Steve-O gets in the ring with the one and only Bob Holly! Let's see Steve-O no sell THAT!

10-17-2006, 01:35 PM	#30
McLegend Temporary Posts: 15,591	Highlanders are terrible

10-17-2006, 01:38 PM	#32
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	In terms of piss breaks, K-Fed > Masters by like 15 minutes. I literally forced myself to shit, that's how long I wanted to be away from my TV.

10-17-2006, 01:40 PM	#33
McLegend Temporary Posts: 15,591	As much as it pains me to say this K-Fed didn't do that bad. I do hate him though.

10-17-2006, 02:20 PM	#36
Shadow Shadow Conspircy leader Posts: 18,582	starts punching Avenger IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE!

10-17-2006, 02:43 PM	#38
Avenger est. 1884 Posts: 11,488	PUBLIC APOLOGY TO THE WRESTLING COMMUNITY: I would like apologise to the whole of the Internet Wrestling Community. My recent comments were insensitive, ill-founded and simply words in a moment of desperation. I retract my comments... In fact, I will entirely change what I originally said... NOTHING could make Johnny Nitro look good on the mic. Thank you for your time.

10-17-2006, 02:44 PM	#39
Avenger est. 1884 Posts: 11,488	oh and K-Fed is really good for RAW, I'm glad he has such good mic skills because that is exactly why I tune in to RAW every Monday Night. THANKS

10-17-2006, 03:43 PM	#40
Gray Posts: 743	I didnt personally see Raw [How rare] this week, however i think people are talking about this: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/videos/ " RAW 10/16/06 - Celebrities come face-to-face with WWE Superstars." Hm!