Stupid pairings...

[Kane Knight]

Like, you know, Orton+Snitsky--The Legend Killer and the Baby Killer.

Insert word play or bad jokes here.

I'm fucking bored. Don't mind me.

[Testicle]

New Jack and John Cena

You know, the two real gangstas


:shifty:

[The Naitch]

SuperSlim + babies = ???

[Gray]

Big Show and Little Bastard?

Although i think they did that in the Champion of Champions match.. ah..

[Nowhere Man]

Yoshihiro Asai and a certain Nissan car:

Altima Dragon.

[Jeritron]

John Cena and the WWE title

[Champion of Europa]

Jeff Hardy and CM Punk.

IT WOULD BE LIKE A WACKY SITCOM IF THEY LIVED TOGETHER!

CM Punk: Hey! Jeff! Did you eat all the peanut butter?!

Jeff: Rarfankarmta... *passes out*

CM Punk: Oh, Jeff!

*applause*

[Jeritron]

Mark Henry and a wrestling ring

The Great Khali and my television screen

[NeanderCarl]

A new stable. Theodore Long. Barry Wyndham. Dusty Rhodes.

A/K/A..... (wait for it)....

The Long And Wynding Rhodes.

[NeanderCarl]

Another new stable: Luke and Butch and The Ding Dongs join forces to form "The Dong Whackers".

[Skippord]

Ken Kennedy and Kane

THE KKK

[parkmania]

Edge and CM Punk - The Straight Edge and the Cutting Edge


Goldberg and Goldust


John Cena and Mark Henry - "Less talent, more filling"


Victoria and Little Bastard - "I'm cukoo for... Lucky Charms?"


Eugene, Elix Skipper, JBL, Michelle McCool, Kane, Matt Striker, Maria - The New Gilligan's Island stable

[Jeritron]

I don't have much, went to Movie Titles...

Kurt Angle and Rikishi tag team - American Booty

Kevin Thorn on Piper's Pit - Interview with Vampire

John Cena and Kane - Ce-na Evil

Gregory Helms and Undertaker in a new gimmick match - A Snap-nare on Helm's Street

Lashley, Shelton and Cryme Tyme in an up and comers stable- Black to the Future

Carlito vs Los Boricuas - Buyrates of the Carribean

Mark Henry vs Great Khali for the title - Silence of the Fans

December 2 Dismember - The Nightmare Before Christmas

[.44 Magdalene]

Jesse James and Charlie Haas, aka The Road Haas.

Van Vader and Charlie Haas, aka The Round Haas.

Big Bossman and Charlie Haas, aka Haas Arrest.

Fuck, I could do this for days.

Undertaker and Charlie Haas, Haas of the Dead.

[.44 Magdalene]

Really, I don't know why in the Hell Carlito and Paul Burchill hasn't at least been speculated over.

He's Caribbean Cool for God's sake. And Paul's a pirate...and...fuck me upward.

[Nowhere Man]

Paul Burchill and Edge- Rated ARRRRR Superstars (yeah, I know that's been done, but I love it)

Triple H and Tommy Dreamer- Nose Job (Ditto)

Undertaker and Mark Henry- Dead Weight

"Cowboy" Bob Orton and Kane- Blazing Saddles

Juventud Guerrera and Nathan Jones- Juice and Milk

Rikishi and Bob Holly- Butt Plugg

CM Punk and Jake "The Snake" Roberts- Pepsi and Coke

Max Moon and Balls Mahoney- Space Balls

Van Hammer and A-Train- Hair Metal

Johnny Polo and Rob Van Dam- High Society

Kurt Angle and Chris Kanyon- Brokeneck Mountain

Terry Bollea and Trish Stratus- Hogan Knows Breasts

Jim Duggan and Cryme Tyme- Cracksaw

Scott Hall and Andrew Martin- Sobriety Test

[Nowhere Man]

Al Snow/Steve Blackman and Matt Hardy- Cheese and Whine

Al Snow/Steve Blackman and Cade/Murdoch- Cheese and Crackers

Zack Gowen and Shawn Stasiak- Lean Meat

Kane and Jake Roberts- Coke Machine

Simon Dean and Jake Roberts- Diet Coke

Molly Holly and Jake Roberts- Cherry Coke

John Cena and Jake Roberts- Vanilla Coke

Albert and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy Train

Zeus and Ultimate Warrior- The Gods Must Be Crazy

Kane and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy as Hell

Bob "Sparky Plugg" Holly and Ultimate Warrior- Drive me Crazy (OR: Crazy in Alabama)

Trish Stratus and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy/Beautiful

Ultimate Warrior and Great Khalli- Kill Crazy

Bill Watts and Great Khalli- Kill Bill

Big Vito and Great Khalli- Dress to Kill

Jesse James and Great Khalli- Road Kill

Mordecai and Great Khalli- Thou Shalt Not Kill

Doink the Clown and Great Khalli- The Killing Joke

Undertaker and Heidenreich- Dead Poet's Society

[Jeritron]

bad pairings?
viscera and charlie haas? oh its been taken...





Lita and Edge = homewreckers

[Corkscrewed]

Okay, Nowhere Man wins.

[Rammsteinmad]

Lashley, Shelton and Cryme Tyme in an up and comers stable- Black to the Future

:lol:

[Vastardikai]

I just have one:

Red Rooster and Kelly Kelly- Cock Tease

[Stickman]

Charlie Haas and Visera

[Nowhere Man]

Can't believe I forgot this one.

Chris Kanyon and Kane- Flaming Homo

[NeanderCarl]

Nowhere Man wins hands down so far.

[NeanderCarl]

I just have one:

Red Rooster and Kelly Kelly- Cock Tease

Another good one. :y:

[Savio]

Mark Henry and a wrestling ring

The Great Khali and my television screenMark Henry is pretty underrated

[Innovator]

Edge and Eugene - The Rated Durrrr Superstar

Delirious and Ultimate Warrior - #$*^($%&*%@(&$@(%&$@(&*

Khali, Henry, Batista, Knox - The 4 Hossmen

[NeanderCarl]

The Rock and The Boogeyman: Rock Around The Clock

The Rock and the Big Bossman: Jailhouse Rock

Brian Christopher, Scott Taylor and Mordecai: Too Much Heaven

Brian Christopher, Scott Taylor, Dude Love and Killer Kowalski: Too Much Love Will Kill You

Bob Backlund, Hercules and The Warlord: A Whiter Shade Of Pale

Kurt Angle, Mideon and Molly Holly: Eagle Eye Cherry

Vince McMahon and ECW: How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Big Show, Tugboat, Spiros Arion and Billy and Chuck: My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Undertaker, Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson: Ghost Busters

Paul Heyman and Texas Tornado: Gone With The Wind

Viscera and Shawn Michaels: Passion Of The Christ

The Rock, Kane and Big Show: The Rocky Horror Show

Billy Gunn, Heavenly Bodies, Terry Taylor, Raven: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Triple H, Dink and Little Bastard: A Game Of Two Halves

[Chico]

Stone Cold, The Warlord and Barbarian: Austin Powers

The Hardy Boyz and Cryme Tyme: Boyz n da Hood

Road Warrior Animal and Charlie Haas: Animal Haas

Goldust and Mideon: Goldeneye

[ChiefStubbs]

Val Venis and Edge: Rated-R Pornostar(I know, it sucks)
Big Show and JBL: Big and Rich
Eugene and Kurt Angle: Special Olympics
K-fed and John Cena: WWE's Most Hated
Iron Sheik and Rob Van Dam: Dude, Where's My Crack?
Sabu and Terry Funk: The Terry -unk Bros.
Shawn Michaels and Scotty 2 Hotty: 2 Old 2 Be Sexy

[NeanderCarl]

I like the Special Olympics one. :lol:

[ChiefStubbs]

One more, pretty stupid one:
Jerry Lawler, Booker T, Viscera, Jimmy Wang Yang, and Edge:
We Three Kings of Orient R

[NeanderCarl]

Eugene, Kane and Funaki: Special Fried Rice

[Vastardikai]

A few more:

Brother Love and Dude Love: I Love Hogan's Vocabulary

Ted DiBiase and Jesse Venura: Million Dollar Body

Fabulous Moolah and the Mountie: The Fabulous Jailbirds

Van Hammer and Yokozuna: JAPANama

Shawn Micheals and Ron Simmons: God Damn

Christopher Daniels and IRS: Fallen Stock

Rosey and Faith No More Guy: S.H.I.T. hits the fan.

Rosey, Jamal, and Lance Storm: Three Minute Boring.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Shannon Moore: All American Rejects

Shannon Moore and Bull Nakano: Identical Twins.

The Godfather and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan: Pimps and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!

[ChiefStubbs]

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Shannon Moore: All American Rejects

Shit, I was just about to post that!

[NeanderCarl]

Ted DiBiase and Jesse Venura: Million Dollar Body


Or....

Ted DiBiase, Jesse Ventura, Nikolai Volkoff and Bobby Heenan: Million Dollar Body, Ten Cent Brain

[ChiefStubbs]

Sting and 2 Cold Scorpio: (Oh, nevermind...)
Big Dick Dudley and Big Dick Johnson: Carwreck

[NeanderCarl]

Dallas Page & Kevin Nash and Kanyon: Inside Out

[NeanderCarl]

Honkytonk Man and Virgil: Audioslave

[NeanderCarl]

Adam Bomb and Battle Kat: Atomic Kitten

[NeanderCarl]

Brutus Beefcake and The Four Horsemen: Barbershop Quartet

[Vastardikai]

CP Munk, Al Snow, and Vince McMahon: Al, Vin, and the Chipmunks?

[NeanderCarl]

CP Munk, Al Snow, and Vince McMahon: Al, Vin, and the Chipmunks?

:nono:

[NeanderCarl]

The Hurricane and Shaniqua: The Green Miles

[Vastardikai]

Tatanka and Dick Murdoch: Indian Outlaw

Jack Evans and Billy Gunn: Jackass

Dick Slater and the Wall: Another Dick in the Wall

Johnny B Badd and the Genius: Badd Idea

Ron Simmons, Rosey, and Al Snow: Damn S.H.I.T Head.

Edge and X-Pac: Rated X

Old school one:

Tatanka, the Mountie, Captain Mike Rotunda, "Real Man's Man" Steve Regal, Bradshaw, and Rob Conway: The Villiage People.

[Kane Knight]

Jake the Snake Roberts and Vince McMahon--The Kiss My Asp Club.

[NeanderCarl]

Dr. Isaac Yankem and Kanyon: Tooth Fairy

[ChiefStubbs]

Big Show and Iron Sheik: Heavy Metal

[Kane Knight]

HBK and Val Venis...

...Oh, I'm not touching that one.

[NeanderCarl]

Mean Street Posse and Phantasio: Street Magic

[Kane Knight]

Crash Holly, Test, and Eugene w/Maria: The Crash Test Dummies.

[ChiefStubbs]

Kane and Grandmaster Sexay: Hot and Sexy(ungh....)

[NeanderCarl]

Tom Pritchard and Jim Neidhart: Doctor Who

[Kane Knight]

Ummm...This one's kinda lame, but...

Angle+Michaels+Spike Dudley=Breakneck speed?

[ChiefStubbs]

Better than mine...

[NeanderCarl]

Sparky Plugg and El Gigante: Speedy Gonzales

[ChiefStubbs]

Armando Alejandro Estrada and Daivari: What the hell did they say?

[Kane Knight]

HBK, Carlito, Vis: Brokeback Mountain (NM kinda got there first, but...)

[Kane Knight]

Undertaker+Goldust: Gold Diggers.

[Kane Knight]

X-Pac+Hardcore Holly: xXx

[NeanderCarl]

Kerwin White and Balls Mahoney: Golf Balls

Los Boricuas and Katie Vick: Gang Rape

Terry Taylor and Sable: Chicken Breasts

California Brian Pillman and Rikishi: Beach Bums

Aldo Montoya, Glacier and John Cena: Yellow Sub Marine

[NeanderCarl]

Kinda lame but

DDP and Viscera: Happy Meal

[NeanderCarl]

Kamala and Ted DiBiase: Bowling For Dollars

[NeanderCarl]

Harley Race and The McMahons: Race Relations

[NeanderCarl]

Okay, these are poor:

Mae Young and Shawn Micheals: Hand Of God
Mae Young and Ric Flair: Mother Nature

[NeanderCarl]

Heh, I could do this all night.



But I won't.

[.44 Magdalene]

CM Punk and Matt Hardy: Pepsi Twist...OF FATE?!

[Chico]

Big Show and Ted DiBiase: Show Me The Money!
Papa Shango, Jerry Lawler and the Mamalukes: Voodoo King Mafia
D'Lo Brown and Doink: Down with the Clown
Terry Taylor, Mick Foley and Owen Hart: Chicken McNuggets

[Kane Knight]

Undertaker+Lance Storm: Dead Serious.
RVD+Lance Cade+Lance Storm: Poll smokers
RVD+Bret Hart: Hits from the Bong.

[NeanderCarl]

A-Train and Jake Roberts: Train Wreck

Brock Lesnar and Vince McMahon: Pain in the Ass

Shawn Stasiak and King Kong Bundy: Planet of the Apes

Zach Gowan and Lita: Foot Loose

Kanyon and Mirko Cro Cop: Gay PRIDE

Molly Holly and Ekmo & Kimo: The Virgin Islands

Hulk Hogan and Juventud Guerrera: Orange Juice

[NeanderCarl]

Carlito and Juvi: Apple Juice

Kanyon and Juvi: Fruit Juice

Carlito and Little Bastard: Appletini

Vince McMahon and Juvi: Grapefruit Juice

Bret Hart and Vince McMahon: Get Over It

[Nowhere Man]

A-Train and The Great Khalli- Fur is Murder

[Champion of Europa]

Undertaker and Droz - Dead Man Not Walking

Kevin Federline and Lita - America's Most Hated and Most Dated

[Champion of Europa]

Jeff Jarrett and Bret Hart - The Strokes.

[Kane Knight]

Jesse James and Triple H--The New Age Inlaws.

[NeanderCarl]

Kanyon and The Big Bossman: The Out Laws

[NeanderCarl]

Big Show and Eric Bischoff: The Show-Offs

[NeanderCarl]

Rob Van Dam and The Boogeyman: High Times

Bobby Heenan and Big Bossman: Beverley Hills Cop

Big Bossman and Matt Striker: Police Academy

Bob Holly and Val Venis: Hardcore Porn

Billy & Chuck and 'The Real Double J' Jesse James: The Wedding Singers

Killer Bees and Killer Kowalski: Buzz Killers

Virgil and Sparky Plugg: Slave Drivers

[NeanderCarl]

Bad News Brown and the crowd at ECW December to Dismember: News Papers

[NeanderCarl]

T.L. Hopper and Hugh Morrus: Toilet Humour

[NeanderCarl]

Cryme Tyme and Ted DiBiase: Hood Rich

The Harris Twins and Dutch Mantell: Double Dutch

Goldberg and IRS: Jewish Stocktake

Tatanka and Xanta Klaus: Indian Givers

Colonel Mustafa and Mike Sanders (yeah, I know you already know....)

'The One' Billy Gunn, Mideon and Jake Roberts: The One Eyed Snakes

[The One]

'The One' Billy Gunn

This has nothing to do with anything, but man, how did a gimmick as great as The One not take off? :(

[NeanderCarl]

Because after years of playing a cowboy, a country and western guy, a degenerate and a guy who loved his own backside, 'The One' was kinda tame, no? And it wasn't really even a gimmick, it was just Billy Gunn being a lot blander than he used to be, with a silly nickname, a fascination with Chyna and a terrible Sleeper Slam finisher. That's why it flopped.

[Vastardikai]

Lanny Poffo and Dean Douglas: Poet-alls

Hillbilly Jim and Rock: Hillbilly Rock

Trevor Murdoch and "Captain" Mike Rotunda: Redneck Yacht Club

Undertaker's Druids and RVD: Superjoint Ritual

Mideon, Tazz, and Shawn Micheals: EyeHATEGod

Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Triple H: Board Game

Glacier and Roderick Strong: Ice-Breaker

Umaga and Sabu: Bull-Dozing off

Double J and Jeff Hardy at the end of his first WWE Run: Ain't I Late?

Three-Count, Syxx & the Mamalukes: Three-Syxx Mafia

Sparky Plugg and Crash Holly: Car Crash

Mrs. Benjamin, Jimmy Hart, and the Masked Assassins: Mama's Family

Major Stash & Ricky Steamboat: Major Blood

Harris Twins & Black Blood: Crimson Twins

Monty Brown & Itallion Stallion: Seren-Spaghetti

Mr. Perfect & Handsome Stranger: Perfect Strangers

Christian & Rick Martel: That's How I Roll Model.

[NeanderCarl]

Doink and Christian: Borne Again Christian

Lame, I know...

[NeanderCarl]

Brother Love, Edge and Lita: Love Affair

[NeanderCarl]

Jesse Ventura and Bastion Booger: Body Odour (or Odor, for my American cousins)

[Kane Knight]

Rocky Maivia+GTV+Val Venis: Caught between a Rock and a Hard Place.

[NeanderCarl]

Jake Roberts and Sparky Plugg: Drink Driving

[NeanderCarl]

A-Train, Well Dunn and Dan Rodimer: A Dunn Deal

[Nowhere Man]

The Undertaker and Taka Michinoku : EVIL Dead

[Skippord]

Gobbledy Gooker and Jimmy Wang Yang - Gobbledy Gooks

[Skippord]

Am I a bad person for making that joke?

[NeanderCarl]

Maybe.


Yes, yes you are.

[NeanderCarl]

And it doesn't even make sense. Jimmy Wang Yang is a southern boy. Everybody knows that.

[Chuck Jones]

The Undertaker, Big Show, Raven, and Billy Kidman: South Park

[NeanderCarl]

Billy Gunn and Katie Vick: Ass Rape

[Xero]

Al Snow, Idol Stevens, Doug Basham, Sylvan

AKA A.I.D.S.

[Skippord]

Kane, Goldust, and Batista - The KGB

[NeanderCarl]

Goldust and Diamond Dallas Page: Shiny Happy People

[NeanderCarl]

Man Mountain Rock and Max Moon (doing a gay angle): The Man in the Moon

[Xero]

Steve Blackman and John Cena: Cheese 'n Cracker

[NeanderCarl]

Have we run out of bad puns or something??

[NeanderCarl]

I guess we did, then.

[Innovator]

Tatanka and King Booker - Casino Royale

[NeanderCarl]

Kane, Finlay and Rikishi: Hot Cross Buns

[NeanderCarl]

Paul London and Kane: London's Burning

[NeanderCarl]

Stan Lane and Glacier: Sweet Chilli

[NeanderCarl]

Lane, Glacier and Terry Taylor: Sweet Chilli Chicken

[NeanderCarl]

Just been reading back over this thread, it was funny as fuck!

[weather vane]

every fucking tag team the WWE randomly puts together

[NeanderCarl]

Kane, Scott Taylor, Booker T and Stevie Ray: Hot Hot Heat

[NeanderCarl]

IRS and Bob Holly: Tax(i) Driver

[NeanderCarl]

Sean Waltman and Bastion Booger: Pac Lunch

[Xero]

Chris Masters and Vince McMahon: The Master Crack

[NeanderCarl]

Stacey Keibler and Chris Benoit: Pins and Needles

Bumping this coz it was awesome.

[Nowhere Man]

HBK and Rosey= Holy S.H.I.T.
Rosey and Hugh Morris= S.H.I.T.s and Giggles
Cryme Tyme and Chris Benoit= Hang Time

[NeanderCarl]

Jim Neidhart, Steve Austin, Koko B. Ware, Wendy Richter and Chris Jericho: Who, What?, Ware, Wen and Y2J

[Vastardikai]

Mideon, Brother Love, The Sheepherders: I Love Ewe!

[Nowhere Man]

Undertaker and Tommy Dreamer= Dead and Buried

[hb2k]

Shawn Micheals and Ron Simmons: God Damn

I laughed like a complete idiot at this

[Xero]

So Cal Val, Rikishi, King Booker, Khali - SofaKing Great

[Vastardikai]

Undertaker and Big Daddy V = Dead and Bloated.

[NeanderCarl]

Triple H and Al Snow: Nose Job

PN Newz, George South, Mark Henry, Big Daddy V: Newz South Whales

Duke Droese and Scotty Riggs: Junk Male

RVD, Sabu and Gillberg: Blow Job

[.44 Magdalene]

NeanderCarl, are you LoneWolf?

[.44 Magdalene]

Alternatively, are you WestNZ?

[The Gold Standard]

Edge and Kane - Rated Brimstone

Kane and Punk - Straight Edge Brimstone

Brock and Edge - Bledge

Edge and HBK - Rated Heartbreak

Miz and Morrison - Mizzirson

[NeanderCarl]

NeanderCarl, are you LoneWolf?

I don't get the reference.

[.44 Magdalene]

I'm insinuating that you might find old threads to be... arrousing.



Sexually.





To your penis.

[NeanderCarl]

Nah, I just always loved this idea. Why not keep it going, it's the sort of thing that refreshes itself every few months with new opportunities.

[Vastardikai]

Mantaur and Rosey: Bullshit!

[Heyman]

I don't have much, went to Movie Titles...

Kurt Angle and Rikishi tag team - American Booty

Kevin Thorn on Piper's Pit - Interview with Vampire

John Cena and Kane - Ce-na Evil

Gregory Helms and Undertaker in a new gimmick match - A Snap-nare on Helm's Street

Lashley, Shelton and Cryme Tyme in an up and comers stable- Black to the Future

Carlito vs Los Boricuas - Buyrates of the Carribean

Mark Henry vs Great Khali for the title - Silence of the Fans

December 2 Dismember - The Nightmare Before Christmas

LOL - this list is actually pretty good.

[NeanderCarl]

Pat Patterson and Ted DiBiase: Fistful of Dollars

[NeanderCarl]

Jerry Lawler and T.L. Hopper : A Royal Flush

[Lara Emily]

The Miz, IRS, Captain Lou Albano

MizIRLou managed by Dick Dale

[NeanderCarl]

Duane Johnson and Mantaur: Rock Wool

Mike The Miz and Jay Strongbow: Miz Chief

Ted DiBiase and Great Khali: Cash and Curry

[NYDon]

Ahmed Johnson and Ricky Steamboat: Black Face

[NYDon]

HBK and RVD: Strip Joint

[NYDon]

Viscera and Billy Gunn: Fat Ass