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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Stupid pairings...
Like, you know, Orton+Snitsky--The Legend Killer and the Baby Killer.
Insert word play or bad jokes here. I'm fucking bored. Don't mind me. “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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One and only
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New Jack and John Cena
You know, the two real gangstas
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RAPTURE READY.
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SuperSlim + babies = ???
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Big Show and Little Bastard?
Although i think they did that in the Champion of Champions match.. ah.. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Yoshihiro Asai and a certain Nissan car:
Altima Dragon. |
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Get a poke on
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John Cena and the WWE title
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SEX APPEAL
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Jeff Hardy and CM Punk.
IT WOULD BE LIKE A WACKY SITCOM IF THEY LIVED TOGETHER! CM Punk: Hey! Jeff! Did you eat all the peanut butter?! Jeff: Rarfankarmta... *passes out* CM Punk: Oh, Jeff! *applause* |
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Get a poke on
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Mark Henry and a wrestling ring
The Great Khali and my television screen |
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That's Not My Name
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A new stable. Theodore Long. Barry Wyndham. Dusty Rhodes.
A/K/A..... (wait for it).... The Long And Wynding Rhodes. |
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That's Not My Name
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Another new stable: Luke and Butch and The Ding Dongs join forces to form "The Dong Whackers".
Last edited by NeanderCarl; 12-06-2006 at 05:18 PM. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Ken Kennedy and Kane
THE KKK |
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#BUCTOBER
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Edge and CM Punk - The Straight Edge and the Cutting Edge
Goldberg and Goldust John Cena and Mark Henry - "Less talent, more filling" Victoria and Little Bastard - "I'm cukoo for... Lucky Charms?" Eugene, Elix Skipper, JBL, Michelle McCool, Kane, Matt Striker, Maria - The New Gilligan's Island stable |
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Get a poke on
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I don't have much, went to Movie Titles...
Kurt Angle and Rikishi tag team - American Booty Kevin Thorn on Piper's Pit - Interview with Vampire John Cena and Kane - Ce-na Evil Gregory Helms and Undertaker in a new gimmick match - A Snap-nare on Helm's Street Lashley, Shelton and Cryme Tyme in an up and comers stable- Black to the Future Carlito vs Los Boricuas - Buyrates of the Carribean Mark Henry vs Great Khali for the title - Silence of the Fans December 2 Dismember - The Nightmare Before Christmas Last edited by Jeritron; 12-06-2006 at 12:40 AM. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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Jesse James and Charlie Haas, aka The Road Haas.
Van Vader and Charlie Haas, aka The Round Haas. Big Bossman and Charlie Haas, aka Haas Arrest. Fuck, I could do this for days. Undertaker and Charlie Haas, Haas of the Dead. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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Really, I don't know why in the Hell Carlito and Paul Burchill hasn't at least been speculated over.
He's Caribbean Cool for God's sake. And Paul's a pirate...and...fuck me upward. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Paul Burchill and Edge- Rated ARRRRR Superstars (yeah, I know that's been done, but I love it)
Triple H and Tommy Dreamer- Nose Job (Ditto) Undertaker and Mark Henry- Dead Weight "Cowboy" Bob Orton and Kane- Blazing Saddles Juventud Guerrera and Nathan Jones- Juice and Milk Rikishi and Bob Holly- Butt Plugg CM Punk and Jake "The Snake" Roberts- Pepsi and Coke Max Moon and Balls Mahoney- Space Balls Van Hammer and A-Train- Hair Metal Johnny Polo and Rob Van Dam- High Society Kurt Angle and Chris Kanyon- Brokeneck Mountain Terry Bollea and Trish Stratus- Hogan Knows Breasts Jim Duggan and Cryme Tyme- Cracksaw Scott Hall and Andrew Martin- Sobriety Test Last edited by Nowhere Man; 12-06-2006 at 05:10 AM. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Al Snow/Steve Blackman and Matt Hardy- Cheese and Whine
Al Snow/Steve Blackman and Cade/Murdoch- Cheese and Crackers Zack Gowen and Shawn Stasiak- Lean Meat Kane and Jake Roberts- Coke Machine Simon Dean and Jake Roberts- Diet Coke Molly Holly and Jake Roberts- Cherry Coke John Cena and Jake Roberts- Vanilla Coke Albert and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy Train Zeus and Ultimate Warrior- The Gods Must Be Crazy Kane and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy as Hell Bob "Sparky Plugg" Holly and Ultimate Warrior- Drive me Crazy (OR: Crazy in Alabama) Trish Stratus and Ultimate Warrior- Crazy/Beautiful Ultimate Warrior and Great Khalli- Kill Crazy Bill Watts and Great Khalli- Kill Bill Big Vito and Great Khalli- Dress to Kill Jesse James and Great Khalli- Road Kill Mordecai and Great Khalli- Thou Shalt Not Kill Doink the Clown and Great Khalli- The Killing Joke Undertaker and Heidenreich- Dead Poet's Society Last edited by Nowhere Man; 12-06-2006 at 06:18 AM. |
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Get a poke on
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bad pairings?
viscera and charlie haas? oh its been taken... Lita and Edge = homewreckers |
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Okay, Nowhere Man wins.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Taller than Adam Cole
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I just have one:
Red Rooster and Kelly Kelly- Cock Tease |
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Stickman
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Charlie Haas and Visera
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Now. Here. Man.
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Can't believe I forgot this one.
Chris Kanyon and Kane- Flaming Homo |
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That's Not My Name
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Nowhere Man wins hands down so far.
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That's Not My Name
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Spammy Certified
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Inno Knows.
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Edge and Eugene - The Rated Durrrr Superstar
Delirious and Ultimate Warrior - #$*^($%&*%@(&$@(%&$@(&* Khali, Henry, Batista, Knox - The 4 Hossmen |
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That's Not My Name
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The Rock and The Boogeyman: Rock Around The Clock
The Rock and the Big Bossman: Jailhouse Rock Brian Christopher, Scott Taylor and Mordecai: Too Much Heaven Brian Christopher, Scott Taylor, Dude Love and Killer Kowalski: Too Much Love Will Kill You Bob Backlund, Hercules and The Warlord: A Whiter Shade Of Pale Kurt Angle, Mideon and Molly Holly: Eagle Eye Cherry Vince McMahon and ECW: How The Grinch Stole Christmas Big Show, Tugboat, Spiros Arion and Billy and Chuck: My Big Fat Greek Wedding Undertaker, Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson: Ghost Busters Paul Heyman and Texas Tornado: Gone With The Wind Viscera and Shawn Michaels: Passion Of The Christ The Rock, Kane and Big Show: The Rocky Horror Show Billy Gunn, Heavenly Bodies, Terry Taylor, Raven: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Triple H, Dink and Little Bastard: A Game Of Two Halves Last edited by NeanderCarl; 12-06-2006 at 11:15 PM. |
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Super serial
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Stone Cold, The Warlord and Barbarian: Austin Powers
The Hardy Boyz and Cryme Tyme: Boyz n da Hood Road Warrior Animal and Charlie Haas: Animal Haas Goldust and Mideon: Goldeneye |
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More carbs & half the fat
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Val Venis and Edge: Rated-R Pornostar(I know, it sucks)
Big Show and JBL: Big and Rich Eugene and Kurt Angle: Special Olympics K-fed and John Cena: WWE's Most Hated Iron Sheik and Rob Van Dam: Dude, Where's My Crack? Sabu and Terry Funk: The Terry -unk Bros. Shawn Michaels and Scotty 2 Hotty: 2 Old 2 Be Sexy |
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That's Not My Name
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I like the Special Olympics one.
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More carbs & half the fat
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One more, pretty stupid one:
Jerry Lawler, Booker T, Viscera, Jimmy Wang Yang, and Edge: We Three Kings of Orient R |
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That's Not My Name
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Eugene, Kane and Funaki: Special Fried Rice
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Taller than Adam Cole
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A few more:
Brother Love and Dude Love: I Love Hogan's Vocabulary Ted DiBiase and Jesse Venura: Million Dollar Body Fabulous Moolah and the Mountie: The Fabulous Jailbirds Van Hammer and Yokozuna: JAPANama Shawn Micheals and Ron Simmons: God Damn Christopher Daniels and IRS: Fallen Stock Rosey and Faith No More Guy: S.H.I.T. hits the fan. Rosey, Jamal, and Lance Storm: Three Minute Boring. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Shannon Moore: All American Rejects Shannon Moore and Bull Nakano: Identical Twins. The Godfather and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan: Pimps and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs! Last edited by Vastardikai; 12-06-2006 at 11:18 PM. |
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More carbs & half the fat
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That's Not My Name
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Ted DiBiase, Jesse Ventura, Nikolai Volkoff and Bobby Heenan: Million Dollar Body, Ten Cent Brain |
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More carbs & half the fat
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Sting and 2 Cold Scorpio: (Oh, nevermind...)
Big Dick Dudley and Big Dick Johnson: Carwreck |
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That's Not My Name
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Dallas Page & Kevin Nash and Kanyon: Inside Out
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That's Not My Name
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Honkytonk Man and Virgil: Audioslave
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That's Not My Name
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Adam Bomb and Battle Kat: Atomic Kitten
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