Destor's Homophobia Intervention Battle Royale

[James Steele]

You know how we do it in here...

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
5.Billy Gunn
6.Buff E.
7.Johnny Nitro
8.Chris Kanyon
9.Chuck Palumbo
10.Randy Orton
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
22.Lodi
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Simon Sermon

[What Would Kevin Do?]

SAY SAY SAY SAY!!!!!!!

Razor Ramone HG wins this hands down. By himself he eliminates everyone else.

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Hard Gay WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[The One]

These threads have become overkill. Let it rest for a while...

[Destor]

Where is Alex Shelly?

[James Steele]

Where is Alex Shelly?

The One said he doesn't think he's gay, therefore he ain't gay.

[Destor]

You saw the pic Chavo posted right? COME ON!

[Blitz]

Rico wasn't gay, he was just flamboyant.

[FourFifty]

Randy Savage calls out Maven for a battle rap. Savage asks Goldust to lay down a phat beat, which is responded with a beat down. After Savage is beaten to a bloody pulp by Goldust, Maven dropkicks Billy Gunn out of the ring.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
6.Buff E.
7.Johnny Nitro
8.Chris Kanyon
9.Chuck Palumbo
10.Randy Orton
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
22.Lodi
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Simon Sermon

[The One]

FourFifty's sole purpose in life is apparently to piss me off...

[Blitz]

BTW JS you forgot to include Kevin Nash.

He has a summer home on Fire Island, you know.

[The Cock]

Nash is Bi.

[James Steele]

Post #7,145

[Crippla]

Kanyon goes on a rant about how he was fired because he was gay and is so annoying that all of his fellow homosexuals eliminate him. He then successfully attempts suicide. Third time is a charm.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
6.Buff E.
7.Johnny Nitro
9.Chuck Palumbo
10.Randy Orton
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
22.Lodi
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Simon Sermon

[FourFifty]

Why isn't Big Dick Johnson in here?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

These threads have become overkill. Let it rest for a while...

I agree actually. After this one, give it a rest.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Tom Arnold looks like a fat Matthew Perry in JamesSteele's avatar</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>Brock Lesnar kicks a field goal with Lodi.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
6.Buff E.
7.Johnny Nitro
9.Chuck Palumbo
10.Randy Orton
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Simon Sermon

[Savio]

Brock and Angle start making out again and some how eliminate Johny Nitro

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
6.Buff E.
9.Chuck Palumbo
10.Randy Orton
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Simon Sermon

[D Mac]

Randy Orton is not gay, so he exits the ring because he does'nt belong here.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
6.Buff E.
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Simon Sermon

[FourFifty]

Buff E. and Gorgeous George start to double team Lenny Lane. Buff pats George on his back, to which an irate George screams "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME!" George pokes Buff in the eye with a Georgie pin (I believe that's what he called them), sending him over the top rope.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Simon Sermon

[James Steele]

The powers that be demand Randy Orton get back into the match because he is fucking queer. Randy throws out Simon Sermon and takes his place.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
3.Hardcore Holly
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Randy Orton

*** Out of nowhere Rico attacks Randy "Macho Man" Savage brutally with a solid steel dildo! Hardcore Holly jumps over the top rope as Rico begins to charge at Holly's ass.***

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
27.Rico
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Randy Orton

[FourFifty]

^
:rofl: Nice!

[Skippord]

Rico jumps over the top in hot anal pursuit of Hardcore Holly and catches him

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30.Randy Orton

[D Mac]

Orton is not a queer so SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS! Randy exits.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
16.Kwee Wee
17.Bruce
18.Heart Throb Antonio
19.Heart Throb Romeo
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage

[Mister Sinister]

Orlando Jordan comes out onto the stage area, proclaiming, that he should of been in this match...and proceeds to enter the ring, however, he stops at the rampway, and points to the back, where 2 Cold Scorpio appears, with no pants on whatsoever...

The pure size of his penis, as written in Foley's first book, swings around the arena, eventully eliminating Kwee Wee, and the Heart Throbs...

Maven proceeds to try to dropkick Scorpio dong, but ends up getting knocked to the ground...

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Brock Lesnar
15.Japanese Pool Boy
17.Bruce
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30. Orlando Jordan

[ChiefStubbs]

It is once more decided that Orton is gayer then the Flinstones old time, and he replaces Brock Lesnar.
1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Randy Orton
15.Japanese Pool Boy
17.Bruce
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30. Orlando Jordan

[D Mac]

Fuck you, Orton is out.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
15.Japanese Pool Boy
17.Bruce
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30. Orlando Jordan

[ChiefStubbs]

Fuck you, Orton is in.
1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Randy Orton
15.Japanese Pool Boy
17.Bruce
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30. Orlando Jordan

[D Mac]

Fuck YOU, out.

1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
15.Japanese Pool Boy
17.Bruce
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30. Orlando Jordan

[Mister Sinister]

Maven dropkicks Randy Orton out of the ring...

Orton is officially out, regardless if he is, or isn't an fag.

[The One]

Tovo The Gay Ref runs into the middle of the arena...he points to the ramp, RANDY ORTON COMES OUT IN ASSLESS CHAPS! JR can be heard screaming in the backround...

"Orton's a queer! Orton's a queer!"

Just then Stevie Ray jumps the rail and grabs a mic...

"And he got a fruity booty!"

Finally it's settled, Randy Orton is the gayest fag this side of Cher-Town.

[D Mac]

NO! He's from Missouri, the greatest state there ever was.

[ChiefStubbs]

Fine, he's from Missouri, which in all actuality, is not the greatest state ever, Texas is, and all this doesn't change the fact that Orton is a raging homosexual...
1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Rainbow Orton
15.Japanese Pool Boy
17.Bruce
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30. Orlando Jordan

[Mister Sinister]

Fine, he's from Missouri, which in all actuality, is not the greatest state ever, Texas is, and all this doesn't change the fact that Orton is a raging homosexual...
1.Adrian Adonis
2.Adrian Street
4.Shane Storm
9.Chuck Palumbo
11.Goldust
12.Gorgeous George
13.Hardcore Homo
14.Rainbow Orton
15.Japanese Pool Boy
17.Bruce
20.Simon Dean
21.Lenny Lane
23.Kurt Angle
24.Pat Patterson
25.Gerald Brisco
26.Maven
28.Ricki Starr
29.Randy Savage
30. Orlando Jordan

This is coming from the state that only has Steers and Queers?

[ChiefStubbs]

This is coming from the state that only has Steers and Queers?
No, this is coming from a little known internet personality named Chief Stubbs, and by God, if I were ever a state, I wouldn't have queers!

[Mister Sinister]

well as future prime minister of Canada, I'm going to rename Quebec....Stubbs....Get rid of the frenchies, while you're at it.

[ChiefStubbs]

Hell yeah!

[FourFifty]

Slowest. Battle Royal. Ever.

[The One]

Worst. Battle Royal. Ever.

And while we're on the topic, Texas Frat Boys have mouths like hoovers. Especially the fags at A&M.

[James Steele]

I am an OU fan.

[James Steele]

Worst. Battle Royal. Ever.

And while we're on the topic, Texas Frat Boys have mouths like hoovers. Especially the fags at A&M.

Texas women can suck dick with the best of them!

[The One]

Texas women (actually I've only been with one Texas woman) suck decently at best. You want the women with the best mouths in America...South Dakota. Now I'm from thw mid-west region originally, and did my best days in the Rocky Mountains, but there is no man or woman in America who can suck a jizz bomb out of the happy stick faster than a woman from SD. :yes:

[Skippord]

Charming story The One