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Destor's Homophobia Intervention Battle Royale
You know how we do it in here...
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 5.Billy Gunn 6.Buff E. 7.Johnny Nitro 8.Chris Kanyon 9.Chuck Palumbo 10.Randy Orton 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 22.Lodi 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Simon Sermon Last edited by James Steele; 12-29-2006 at 10:36 PM. |
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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SAY SAY SAY SAY!!!!!!!
Razor Ramone HG wins this hands down. By himself he eliminates everyone else. ![]() Hard Gay WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! |
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Boss
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These threads have become overkill. Let it rest for a while...
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I am the cheese
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Where is Alex Shelly?
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I am the cheese
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You saw the pic Chavo posted right? COME ON!
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Rico wasn't gay, he was just flamboyant.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Randy Savage calls out Maven for a battle rap. Savage asks Goldust to lay down a phat beat, which is responded with a beat down. After Savage is beaten to a bloody pulp by Goldust, Maven dropkicks Billy Gunn out of the ring.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 6.Buff E. 7.Johnny Nitro 8.Chris Kanyon 9.Chuck Palumbo 10.Randy Orton 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 22.Lodi 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Simon Sermon |
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Boss
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FourFifty's sole purpose in life is apparently to piss me off...
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Angel Headed Hipster
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BTW JS you forgot to include Kevin Nash.
He has a summer home on Fire Island, you know. |
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Guest
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Nash is Bi.
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Post #7,145
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Anger
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Kanyon goes on a rant about how he was fired because he was gay and is so annoying that all of his fellow homosexuals eliminate him. He then successfully attempts suicide. Third time is a charm.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 6.Buff E. 7.Johnny Nitro 9.Chuck Palumbo 10.Randy Orton 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 22.Lodi 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Simon Sermon |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Why isn't Big Dick Johnson in here?
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Over Like Rover
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Tom Arnold looks like a fat Matthew Perry in JamesSteele's avatar
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Over Like Rover
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Brock Lesnar kicks a field goal with Lodi.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 6.Buff E. 7.Johnny Nitro 9.Chuck Palumbo 10.Randy Orton 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Simon Sermon |
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Spammy Certified
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Brock and Angle start making out again and some how eliminate Johny Nitro
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 6.Buff E. 9.Chuck Palumbo 10.Randy Orton 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Simon Sermon |
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Randy Orton is not gay, so he exits the ring because he does'nt belong here.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 6.Buff E. 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Simon Sermon |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Buff E. and Gorgeous George start to double team Lenny Lane. Buff pats George on his back, to which an irate George screams "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME!" George pokes Buff in the eye with a Georgie pin (I believe that's what he called them), sending him over the top rope.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Simon Sermon |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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The powers that be demand Randy Orton get back into the match because he is fucking queer. Randy throws out Simon Sermon and takes his place.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 3.Hardcore Holly 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Randy Orton *** Out of nowhere Rico attacks Randy "Macho Man" Savage brutally with a solid steel dildo! Hardcore Holly jumps over the top rope as Rico begins to charge at Holly's ass.*** 1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 27.Rico 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Randy Orton |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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^
Nice!
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Rico jumps over the top in hot anal pursuit of Hardcore Holly and catches him
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30.Randy Orton |
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Orton is not a queer so SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS! Randy exits.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 16.Kwee Wee 17.Bruce 18.Heart Throb Antonio 19.Heart Throb Romeo 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Orlando Jordan comes out onto the stage area, proclaiming, that he should of been in this match...and proceeds to enter the ring, however, he stops at the rampway, and points to the back, where 2 Cold Scorpio appears, with no pants on whatsoever...
The pure size of his penis, as written in Foley's first book, swings around the arena, eventully eliminating Kwee Wee, and the Heart Throbs... Maven proceeds to try to dropkick Scorpio dong, but ends up getting knocked to the ground... 1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Brock Lesnar 15.Japanese Pool Boy 17.Bruce 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30. Orlando Jordan |
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More carbs & half the fat
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It is once more decided that Orton is gayer then the Flinstones old time, and he replaces Brock Lesnar.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Randy Orton 15.Japanese Pool Boy 17.Bruce 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30. Orlando Jordan |
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Fuck you, Orton is out.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 15.Japanese Pool Boy 17.Bruce 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30. Orlando Jordan |
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More carbs & half the fat
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Fuck you, Orton is in.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Randy Orton 15.Japanese Pool Boy 17.Bruce 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30. Orlando Jordan |
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Fuck YOU, out.
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 15.Japanese Pool Boy 17.Bruce 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30. Orlando Jordan |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Maven dropkicks Randy Orton out of the ring...
Orton is officially out, regardless if he is, or isn't an fag. |
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Boss
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Tovo The Gay Ref runs into the middle of the arena...he points to the ramp, RANDY ORTON COMES OUT IN ASSLESS CHAPS! JR can be heard screaming in the backround...
"Orton's a queer! Orton's a queer!" Just then Stevie Ray jumps the rail and grabs a mic... "And he got a fruity booty!" Finally it's settled, Randy Orton is the gayest fag this side of Cher-Town. |
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NO! He's from Missouri, the greatest state there ever was.
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More carbs & half the fat
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Fine, he's from Missouri, which in all actuality, is not the greatest state ever, Texas is, and all this doesn't change the fact that Orton is a raging homosexual...
1.Adrian Adonis 2.Adrian Street 4.Shane Storm 9.Chuck Palumbo 11.Goldust 12.Gorgeous George 13.Hardcore Homo 14.Rainbow Orton 15.Japanese Pool Boy 17.Bruce 20.Simon Dean 21.Lenny Lane 23.Kurt Angle 24.Pat Patterson 25.Gerald Brisco 26.Maven 28.Ricki Starr 29.Randy Savage 30. Orlando Jordan |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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More carbs & half the fat
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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well as future prime minister of Canada, I'm going to rename Quebec....Stubbs....Get rid of the frenchies, while you're at it.
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More carbs & half the fat
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Hell yeah!
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Slowest. Battle Royal. Ever.
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Boss
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Worst. Battle Royal. Ever.
And while we're on the topic, Texas Frat Boys have mouths like hoovers. Especially the fags at A&M. |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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I am an OU fan.
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