The OFFICIAL "Let's make fun of ECW thread"

[The Naitch]

Will do this momma jokes_style. Your momma is so ugly...

Your momma is so fat...

ECW is so bad that _________________________________.

Or you can just post sad but true facts about the new ECW.

Get to it

Here are some quotes to use as inspiration:

ECW at the moment, is like a huge shit after an all you can eat buffet, it stinks, is worthless, there's alot of it, and it just won't flush.

Well, I figure that since Big Show is the only wrestler to hold all three belts, Hogan would surely want in on some of that action.

Hell, that could be the Mania match.

For the first time ever, Hulk Hogan defends the ECW championship against the "The Giant" Big Show at WrestleMania.

7 Years Ago you would have been put into an insane asylum to predict that.

ECW is like resurrected eagle, coming back as a wounded duck. It was once powerful, entertaining and had meaning. Now its just something you feel sorry for, and wish would die.

[Blitz]

ECW? More like PEECW :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

[Londoner]

ECW is just like Vince Mcmahon, you wish it would die. (following on from the last quote)

[The Naitch]

ECW is so terrible that Paul Heyman's dog cries everynight.

ECW is so terrible that RVD no longer smokes weed. He's moved onto heroin.

ECW is so terrible that ECW Mutant Fortresss went up for sale last week.




k, those weren't funny. But they are true

[Xero]

ECW is like "ET" for Atari. It was so bad that now it's being buried.

[Blitz]

C'mon guys I already won this thread. Just close and archive it.

[The Naitch]

ITS STILL EXTREME TO ME DAMMIT!!!!!

[Innovator]

ECW is to wanting to kill yourself as game genie is to nintendo

[addy2hotty]

When a man goes for a shit, he always has a quick peek to look at his achievements before flushing. This is how Vince must view ECW. Like something he just pushed out of his ample ass.

[Morgan]

I'm doing this lamarr style.

I like ECW.










I say I like it, I tolerate it.









I say I tolerate it, what I actually do now is write a reminder message to tell me its on, staple it to my forehead, then dress up in my favorite baby seal costume, jump into a whale filled ocean and start shouting at the biggest whale "all whales are poofs" waving a bar of soap at it,made from its mother. Then on the way back cycling through a ghetto singing "I hate Niggers" naked, and with a firework inserted halfway into my anus. Then when I arrive home I take a nice bath of rusty nails and syringes, masturbating with a rattlesnake.


These activities I find preferable to watching ECW.

[Xero]

In ECW, push kills YOU!

[Londoner]

ITS STILL EXTREMELY SHIT TO ME DAMMIT!!!!!


That would be better and more truthful. :cool:

[6to1]

ECW is like "ET" for Atari. It was so bad that now it's being buried.thats pretty bad worst video game ever made, spelberg is still shaking his head at that shit, i remeber playing that game once or twice.

[FourFifty]

ECW is so bad that even TNAtards make fun of it!

[Vastardikai]

ECW is like the Atlanta Falcons: So Much promise, tanked late, and their boss is gone.

[Crippla]

ECW sucks.




^^That's the winner right there, real original

[Rammsteinmad]

ECW is so bad...

















... Yet we still watch it anyway. :shifty:

[Crippla]

ECW wasn't that bad at first and unexpectedly had potential to be a little more than just another WWE brand but it seems Vince just wouldn't let that happened and fucked it up more.

[Skippord]

Blitz wins

[Londoner]

ECW is so bad that we want to make a thread that takes the piss out of it.

That's extremely bad i think.

[Crippla]

Well, it is Extreme Championship Wrestling so being EXTREMELY bad kind of lives up to it's name.

[Skippord]

I'm doing this lamarr style.

I like ECW.










I say I like it, I tolerate it.









I say I tolerate it, what I actually do now is write a reminder message to tell me its on, staple it to my forehead, then dress up in my favorite baby seal costume, jump into a whale filled ocean and start shouting at the biggest whale "all whales are poofs" waving a bar of soap at it,made from its mother. Then on the way back cycling through a ghetto singing "I hate Niggers" naked, and with a firework inserted halfway into my anus. Then when I arrive home I take a nice bath of rusty nails and syringes, masturbating with a rattlesnake.


These activities I find preferable to watching ECW.
lol

[owenbrown]

ECW is like <s>"ET"</s> Shaq-Fu for <s>Atari</s> Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo. It was so bad that now it's being buried.

Fixed.

[KingofOldSchool]

ECW is to wrestling as Carrot Top is to comedy.

[starfox8500]

ECW is to Shittyness, as Paris Hilton is to Annorexia (spellcheck)

[Xero]

Fixed.
Yeah, except they weren't taken out to the desert and buried.

[Pepsi Man]

I liked ET for Atari.

[ron the dial]

ECW is so fat that when it sits around the house, it really sits around the house.

[Xero]

ECW is like a bad cold. It's annoying as hell and you can't do shit about it.

[Crippla]

ECW is like CanadianCrippla. It's annoying as hell and you can't do shit about it.
;)

[Kane Knight]

ECW is so bad that even TNAtards make fun of it!

And can rightfully get away with it!

[Tb1]

COMPTON

[FourFifty]

ECW is so bad even the LA Xtreme has to laugh at it.

[MLW]

ECW is so bad that it has actually made me enjoy TNA...

[Crimson]

ECW is so bad the XFL is showing signs of coming back.

[PullMyFinger]

ECW is so bad that it makes Michael Bolton seem like the best singer alive.

[Xero]

ECW is so bad that K-Fed turned down a $1mil contract to be the ECW champion and wrestle twice a year.

[Tb1]

ECW is so bad threads are made talking about how bad it is.

[thecc]

The new ECW is so bad that it makes XPW watchable.

[El Fangel]

Ecw sucks ass so much, Rikishi, would be renamed Hickishi.

[Kane Knight]

Trashing ECW is like beating up on a handicapped kid. Pointless, but fun.

[El Fangel]

ECW is like Diesel 2, stupid, pointless, nothing like it was before, and doomed to fail.

[Crimson]

ECW is so far down the bottom Satan is poking it back up with his pitchfork

[Ricky Steamboat]

ECW is so bad, not even former NWA Heavyweight Champion Ricky Steamboat could save it.

[Blitz]

ECW is so bad that no one can make any good jokes about it.

[El Fangel]

ECW is like Lita, definatly not worth fucking with.

[Skippord]

ECW is like The Holocaust but worse for at least one Jew

[Skippord]

This is hard

[BloodRiotZero]

ECW is like The Holocaust but worse for at least one Jew

lol

[BloodRiotZero]

I don't know what sucks harder, ECW or Tera Patrick.