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RAPTURE READY.
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The OFFICIAL "Let's make fun of ECW thread"
Will do this momma jokes_style. Your momma is so ugly...
Your momma is so fat... ECW is so bad that _________________________________. Or you can just post sad but true facts about the new ECW. Get to it Here are some quotes to use as inspiration: Quote:
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Angel Headed Hipster
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ECW? More like PEECW
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One Of A Kind
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ECW is just like Vince Mcmahon, you wish it would die. (following on from the last quote)
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RAPTURE READY.
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ECW is so terrible that Paul Heyman's dog cries everynight.
ECW is so terrible that RVD no longer smokes weed. He's moved onto heroin. ECW is so terrible that ECW Mutant Fortresss went up for sale last week. k, those weren't funny. But they are true |
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He's Here
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ECW is like "ET" for Atari. It was so bad that now it's being buried.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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C'mon guys I already won this thread. Just close and archive it.
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RAPTURE READY.
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ITS STILL EXTREME TO ME DAMMIT!!!!!
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Inno Knows.
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ECW is to wanting to kill yourself as game genie is to nintendo
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yes. yes. yes.
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When a man goes for a shit, he always has a quick peek to look at his achievements before flushing. This is how Vince must view ECW. Like something he just pushed out of his ample ass.
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Backlund Authorised
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I'm doing this lamarr style.
I like ECW. I say I like it, I tolerate it. I say I tolerate it, what I actually do now is write a reminder message to tell me its on, staple it to my forehead, then dress up in my favorite baby seal costume, jump into a whale filled ocean and start shouting at the biggest whale "all whales are poofs" waving a bar of soap at it,made from its mother. Then on the way back cycling through a ghetto singing "I hate Niggers" naked, and with a firework inserted halfway into my anus. Then when I arrive home I take a nice bath of rusty nails and syringes, masturbating with a rattlesnake. These activities I find preferable to watching ECW. |
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He's Here
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In ECW, push kills YOU!
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One Of A Kind
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That would be better and more truthful.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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ECW is so bad that even TNAtards make fun of it!
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Taller than Adam Cole
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ECW is like the Atlanta Falcons: So Much promise, tanked late, and their boss is gone.
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ECW sucks.
^^That's the winner right there, real original |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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ECW is so bad...
... Yet we still watch it anyway.
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ECW wasn't that bad at first and unexpectedly had potential to be a little more than just another WWE brand but it seems Vince just wouldn't let that happened and fucked it up more.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Blitz wins
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One Of A Kind
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ECW is so bad that we want to make a thread that takes the piss out of it.
That's extremely bad i think. |
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Well, it is Extreme Championship Wrestling so being EXTREMELY bad kind of lives up to it's name.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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...IN HD!!!!
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ECW is to wrestling as Carrot Top is to comedy.
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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ECW is to Shittyness, as Paris Hilton is to Annorexia (spellcheck)
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He's Here
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I liked ET for Atari.
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the heartbreak king
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ECW is so fat that when it sits around the house, it really sits around the house.
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ECW is like a bad cold. It's annoying as hell and you can't do shit about it.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Fuck em' this is The War
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COMPTON
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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ECW is so bad even the LA Xtreme has to laugh at it.
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ECW is so bad that it has actually made me enjoy TNA...
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ECW is so bad the XFL is showing signs of coming back.
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ECW is so bad that it makes Michael Bolton seem like the best singer alive.
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He's Here
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ECW is so bad that K-Fed turned down a $1mil contract to be the ECW champion and wrestle twice a year.
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Fuck em' this is The War
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ECW is so bad threads are made talking about how bad it is.
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Polyam cult member #420
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The new ECW is so bad that it makes XPW watchable.
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ELF ANGEL
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Ecw sucks ass so much, Rikishi, would be renamed Hickishi.
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