100% Pure Whoop Ass [Archive]

Xero

01-07-2007, 04:45 PM

Stupid question, but did Austin originate the "Can of Whoop Ass" thing, or was it something that he just used?

Crippla

01-07-2007, 05:28 PM

I'm pretty sure it was already a common phrase but was used often by Austin.

Disturbed316

01-07-2007, 05:44 PM

I heard it loads of times before Austin used it.

Funky Fly

01-08-2007, 02:08 AM

It came in various forms. Wolverine of Marvel Comics fame often used "can o' buttkick", etc, etc.

Xero

01-08-2007, 10:57 AM

Okay, so I guess Austin didn't originate it. :y:

Lock Jaw

01-08-2007, 04:41 PM

I'd say Austin really popularized it though.

M-A-G

01-10-2007, 02:37 PM

Did you know everytime you open a can of whoop ass Chuck Norris pops out.

Just John

01-10-2007, 03:15 PM

Did you know everytime you open a can of whoop ass Vin Deisel pops out.

Lock Jaw

01-10-2007, 03:22 PM

Did you know everytime you open a can of whoop ass Jack Bauer pops out.

Nervous Ferret

01-10-2007, 03:32 PM

Every LockJaw post I have ever seen (4 of them) he has made a reference to Jack Bauer. Fetish, if you ask me.

Lock Jaw

01-10-2007, 04:06 PM

Jack Bauer eats ferrets for breakfast. With milk. In a bowl. With a spoon. 2% milk, none of that skim crap. A large bowl and a large spoon too. No wimpy utensils for him.

Xero

01-10-2007, 04:43 PM

Chuck Norris eats them with WHOLE milk.

The MAC

01-10-2007, 06:14 PM

He blows jack bauer 24 hrs a day thats why his jaw is locking.

M-A-G

01-10-2007, 08:47 PM

When martial law fails the next step is Chuck Norris.

St. Jimmy

01-11-2007, 04:14 PM

Lockjaw is Splaya? OOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO.

Lara Emily

01-19-2007, 04:42 AM

Chuck Norris used to refuse to pay his taxes, every time the IRS sent a collection notice, Norris would send them back with a picture of himself attached. This year the IRS sent a picture of Jack Bauer alongside the collection notice, Chuck Norris now pays his taxes.

DAMN iNATOR

01-23-2007, 06:52 PM

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/whoop_ass/whoopass.jpg

Oh, and btw, just so you know, according to the can whoop-ass is a dish (or energy drink) best "Served Chilled" :y::cool:

Xero

01-23-2007, 06:54 PM

Why would I whoop ass if I were chillin'?

DAMN iNATOR

01-23-2007, 08:00 PM

You could be chillin' playing a video game or PC game and still whoop-ass...RIGHT?:naughty:

Xero

01-23-2007, 08:13 PM

Guess so. :shifty:

McLegend

01-23-2007, 09:34 PM

This thread doesn't have enough Jack Bauer in it.

Xero

01-23-2007, 09:36 PM

Well now it has too fucking much. Way to go.

McLegend

01-23-2007, 09:41 PM

there can neve be too much Jack Bauer

Xero

01-23-2007, 09:44 PM

This is how much we have: |-|
This is how much is acceptable: ||

Sting Fan

01-24-2007, 04:59 AM

Dont make Chuck Norris come in here.

Arnold HamNegger

01-26-2007, 08:14 PM

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/norris.jpg

Xero

01-26-2007, 08:42 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/cenaomg.jpg

Jura

01-26-2007, 11:07 PM

http://i18.tinypic.com/2yz0ydc.jpg