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100% Pure Whoop Ass
Stupid question, but did Austin originate the "Can of Whoop Ass" thing, or was it something that he just used?
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Anger
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I'm pretty sure it was already a common phrase but was used often by Austin.
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I heard it loads of times before Austin used it.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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It came in various forms. Wolverine of Marvel Comics fame often used "can o' buttkick", etc, etc.
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Okay, so I guess Austin didn't originate it.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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I'd say Austin really popularized it though.
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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Did you know everytime you open a can of whoop ass Chuck Norris pops out.
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Kiss the blade
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Quote:
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love yourself
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Every LockJaw post I have ever seen (4 of them) he has made a reference to Jack Bauer. Fetish, if you ask me.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Jack Bauer eats ferrets for breakfast. With milk. In a bowl. With a spoon. 2% milk, none of that skim crap. A large bowl and a large spoon too. No wimpy utensils for him.
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Chuck Norris eats them with WHOLE milk.
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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He blows jack bauer 24 hrs a day thats why his jaw is locking.
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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When martial law fails the next step is Chuck Norris.
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Lockjaw is Splaya? OOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO.
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Hey
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Chuck Norris used to refuse to pay his taxes, every time the IRS sent a collection notice, Norris would send them back with a picture of himself attached. This year the IRS sent a picture of Jack Bauer alongside the collection notice, Chuck Norris now pays his taxes.
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RIP SABU
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![]() Oh, and btw, just so you know, according to the can whoop-ass is a dish (or energy drink) best "Served Chilled"
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Why would I whoop ass if I were chillin'?
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RIP SABU
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You could be chillin' playing a video game or PC game and still whoop-ass...RIGHT?
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Guess so.
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Temporary
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This thread doesn't have enough Jack Bauer in it.
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Well now it has too fucking much. Way to go.
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Temporary
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there can neve be too much Jack Bauer
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Blander Than Ever
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Dont make Chuck Norris come in here.
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Terminator Daddy!
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