C-Fedding Is Back (GCW 4 LYFE)

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

As many of you may know, C-Fedding took a break recently after a large percentage of the top talent retired.

However, that break is about to come to an end.

Anyone currently on the roster, head to this thread and throw your name back in so I know who's still with us.

http://www.captionwrestling.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2197#2197

Anyone unfamiliar with C-Fedding, or GCW, this is the perfect opportunity for me to sell it to you. The best way I can do that is to show you the Grand-Pap-Daddy-O of them all, GlobalMania I:

http://www.captionwrestling.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=165

If you want to get involved, send me a PM on TPDub, or sign up at http://captionwrestling.com/forums/

C-Fedding has always been a part of TPWW, let's keep it going. :y:

[Crippla]

I wanted to C-fed but I'm just so terrible at cutting promos and couldn't come up with a decent character for me either.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

And, just in case anyone can't be bothered clicking links... I will post some of the best Mania moments from this year.

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Match 3: Snakes On A Plane Match: Slater vs Seymour (Special Ref: Samuel L. Jackson).

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PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/e/1/ae1331f1bed73c7b7fe9aa0d86ddd532.mp3)

JG: Ve hef vord zat ze superstars are ready on ze plane.

PREPPIE-DOOO (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/0/e/80e69d4933f4158cf14a686091595cf6.mp3)

VC: This is gonna be off da hook!

The camera cuts to the cockpit of a plane.

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Ronald: LOL, SNAKES ON A PLANE!

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Jackson: Okay everybody, I'm your special guest referee... Motherfuckers.

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Jackson: I want a good clean motherfuckin' fight... Motherfucker.

*DING DING*

The snakes are released.

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They swarm the passengers.

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Girl: AAAAAHHHH! TONY DANZA!

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Jackson: Hold onto your butts...

Seymour is in the cockpit, as the snakes enter.

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Seymour: Thank God we have one pilot left.

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Hostess: I'm afraid we don't... I cut off his head and tossed it to that snake.

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JG: MEIN GOTT! SAFETY IST NICHT GUARANTEED!

VC: I think we should just shut up. This match is making me dizzy already.

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Slater: TROUSER SNAKE! KELLY KAPOWSKI COME AND SUCK OUT THE POISON, NOWWWWW!

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Suddenly, a real snake attacks Slater.

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Seymour runs over with a chair and tries to save his partner/opponent.

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*THWACK*

Slater: THANKS LITTLE BUDDY! OOOH, YOU GOT ONE TOO!

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*THWACK*

Seymour is knocked down into a pile of snakes...

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One of which bites him.

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Seymour: OWWWW! MY BUTT!

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Slater: LET ME GET THAT FOR JOO!

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Slater: MUST... KILL... SNAKE!

Slater crushes the snake with the PTKFGS.

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Slater: WHO IS THE DADDY?! SNAKE EATING MY DADDY-O!

Seymour: I'm gettin' mighty sick of this.

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Kaz Hirai: The playstation 3... Will retail for... 599 U.S dollars.

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Jackson: XBOX MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

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Kaz Hirai: It's Ridge Racer... RIIIIIIIIII-

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Kaz Hirai: AAAAHHHH! A GIANT ENEMY SNAKE!

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Slater: OOOOOOH!

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Slater: SNAKE-ADOOOOOOOO!!!

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Slater: GO GET 'EM, DOGGIE!

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Slater: AHHHHHHHH!!! SNAKES! WHAT HAPPENED, SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE! MERL!

Seymour is having snake troubles of his own.

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Seymour: Sonny, if you're watching... I WANT A NEW AGENT!

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Slater: UHHHHH! A.C. NOT TASTED SNAKE SINCE 8TH GRADE!

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Slater: THESE TACKS WILL KILL NASTY MOTHERFUDGE-COATED SNAKES!

Slater grabs Seymour and slams him into the tacks.

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Slater: DIE! SNAKES, DIE!

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Slater: ADOOO!

Continued in next post...

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Slater: CAPTAIN A.C. SLATER OF THE USS ENTERP... OW, MY ARM!

Slater puts up a ladder in the middle of the plane.

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The huge snake knocks it down...

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Sending Slater crashing through some tables.

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While Slater is unconscious, he enters a dream sequence.

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Jackson: GIMME YOUR SNAKE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Slater: ADOOOO!

Back in reality, Dumbledore meets a sorry demise.

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Jackson: Snake killed Dumbledore... Motherfucker.

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Kid: OMFG SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLE!

Seymour tends to his wounds.

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Samuel L. Jackson asks if he wants to quit, but is then attacked by a huge snake.

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Jackson: I PITY THE FOO', WHO...

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Jackson: SHIT! Wrong black icon... Lemme try again... DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKE-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

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Slater: MUST PROTECT THE CHILD-ADOOOS!

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Slater: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF...

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Jackson: Hey... That's my line, motherfucker.

The passengers start to toss snakes out of the windows.

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MVP: NO! I'M NOT A SNAKE!

Slater: BAYSIDE NOT FALL FOR THAT ONE!

Seymour kicks a couple of random snake men.

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As the plane comes close to the airport, a huge snake waits for them.

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But suddenly...

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Big Zylla starts raping the giant snake.

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Back on the plane...

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Slater: SLATIN' UP-ADOOO!

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Seymour: We may not get out of this alive... What do ya say we go out with smiles on our faces?

Hostess: HELP! RAPE!

Seymour: Okay, okay. Jeez.

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At home, Corky starts typing a rant on how terrible this match is.

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Slater continues BAYSIDIN' UP.

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Slater: NO FAIR! WHY NO ASSPLOSIONS!

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And then the true demon Slater awakens...

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He begins to choke Seymour.

Slater: THE POWER OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON COMPELS YOU!

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JG: SEYMOUR STUNNER!

VC: You're still watching this crap?

The plane comes in to land, and the camera cuts to the cockpit.

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Happy Cat: NEDM! NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC COULD SAVE THIS MATCH!

The plane makes a textbook landing...

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Straight through the airport window.

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Slater: WHAT NOW, BAYSIDE?!

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Jackson: You motherfuckers are gonna fight to the death... Motherfucker.

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Slater: MAY THE BEST GUY NAMED SLATER WIN-ADOO!

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Seymour: Shit.

Slater: ADOO?

*DING DING DING*

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Jackson: And a Merry Christmas to you all... Motherfuckers.

Result: Both Men Were Eaten (Double Count-Out).

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

That first one was something for the technical wrestling nuts here, but this next match is just plain crazy.

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Match 10: Poontang Prison Match: Jack Icon vs Rob Roider.

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JG: Mein Gott... Look at ze sadistic structure. I hef never seen anyzing like zis before in mein life!

VC: Looks pretty much like a Hell In A Cell to me.

JG: NEIN! Look at ze out-of-shot cages for ze vomen to enter!

HOLLA, IF YOU'RE NOT A FAG (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/6/5/265fe016edc7edd80e38865840d7b99c.mp3)

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The crowd boo.

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Roider starts to make his way to the ring, and is quickly joined by Emma Roid.

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Emma takes her place in the special cage beside the ring.

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The crowd start up a 'FAG' chant.

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NOW YOU'RE A MAN

A MAAAAN, MAAAAN, MAN (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/0/0303fc55e75fa2d4fcfcbe4944c67538.mp3)

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The crowd totally lose it.

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Jack calls out his wife.

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JG: Linda ist looking good for her age.

VC: Yeah... Freaky.

Linda Icon enters the cage.

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VC: DAYAM! Linda is smokin'!

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JG: I do nicht remember her being zis sexy.

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VC: Neither do I... But who's complainin'?

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Jack enters the cell, and wastes another perfectly good shirt in his usual manner.

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Both men get nose to nose.

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*DING DING*

The camera cuts to ringside.

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The 2 men continue their staredown as the door is locked securely.

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Suddenly, Jack breaks into a flex.

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Roider retaliates.

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Jack goes for another.

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The crowd go wild, as they finally tie up.

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As the epic tie-up continues, the camera cuts to show the 2 seperate cages being lifted into the rafters.

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Back to the ring...

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Jack shoves Rob to the mat.

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The crowd cheer like crazy as Icon flexes.

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JG: Rob ist in shock!

Roider quickly restarts the tie-up.

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Rob ducks under Jack's arms and applies a bear hug.

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Jack counters out of it, and nails...

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A thunderous suplex.

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Jack begins to flex once more.

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Roider is quickly back on the attack, but walks right into...

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A huge right hand.

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JG: Icon ist dominating ze early going.

Jack goes for one more pose.

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But Roider is up faster than Jack anticipated.

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JG: VOT A SUPLEX!

Rob pulls Jack up and goes for another.

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JG: ZWEI BELLY TO BELLYS!

Rob pulls up Jack once more and hoists him over his shoulder...

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Before slamming him down to the canvas.

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JG: Roider ist on fire!

VC: So, you're saying he's hot?

JG: Ja... I mean... Vait...

Roider stands over Jack, as the crowd boo.

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Roider pulls Jack up once more, but the former World Champion lifts him into the air.

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JG: LOOK AT ZE STRENGTH OF ICON!

Roider reaches upwards and grabs onto the cell structure, pulling himself free of the predicament.

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Jack looks around with a concerned look on his face.

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Rob swings down from the cage...

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And nails a huge boot to the side of Icon's head.

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Rob goes for a flex, to show his dominance.

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Roider takes too long, and Jack is able to get up and grab him by the neck.

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Jack runs Rob across the ring and tosses him over the top rope.

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As Roider's head bounces off the steel, Jack follows him out of the ring. Icon grabs his opponent by the legs...

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And slingshots him into the cage!

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Jack wastes no time, following up immediately.

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Icon grabs Rob's head and starts to grind his face into the steel.

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Roider cries out in pain, before shoving Icon off him into the ring post.

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Rob grabs Icon...

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And starts to mash his face into the cage.

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Roider shoves Icon down to the floor, as blood starts to trickle down from his head.

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Roider lifts up the ring apron...

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And produces a table. He slides it into the ring.

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The crowd get excited as he sets up the table in the centre of the ring.

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Jack crawls back into the ring, but Rob is waiting for him.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/27.jpg

*CRASH*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/53.jpg

JG: MEIN GOTT!

The crowd hold off on a Holy Shit chant, hoping that more extreme spots will come.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Cage/9.jpg

Roider: Ungrateful bastards.

Rob slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/42.jpg

He brings it back into the ring, and stalks over Jack.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/37.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/17.jpg

*THWACK*

Amazingly, Jack gets straight up.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/29.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/10.jpg

Roider is choked, and swings the chair again.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/17.jpg

*THWACK*

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/3300/icon37hk.jpg

This time, Jack stays down.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Cage/3.jpg

When Roider finishes posing, he stands over his opponent.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/22.jpg

He goes down and locks in the...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/12.jpg

JG: ROID RAGE!

Rob pulls back with all his might.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/14.jpg

JG: Remember folks, a submission can nicht vin zis metch!

Suddenly, Jack produces a baseball bat and clocks Roider across the face with it.

*WHAM*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/41.jpg

Jack swings the bat again...

*WHAM*

And knocks Rob down.

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7889/397ev.jpg

Jack suddenly gains a shirt...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/21.jpg

Which he quickly destroys, to the delight of the crowd.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/38.jpg

JG: DIRECTOR'S CUT!

Jack flexes.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/29.jpg

VC: This is all well and good, but Jack's gonna have to find a way outta this cage so he can rescue his wife... That's kinda the point of the match.

JG: LOOK! JACK IST NICHT DONE YET!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/34.jpg

Roider staggers towards him...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/35.jpg

SHO-RYUKEN

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Cage/32.jpg

Roider is up surprisingly quickly, but walks straight into...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/18.jpg

JG: MEIN GOTT! EIN ATOMIC BIG BOOT!

VC: Okay, now I've seen everything.

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7889/397ev.jpg

Rob gets back to his feet, and looks queezy.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/22.jpg

Jack looks on, wondering what's going on.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/8.jpg

Rob looks at Icon, and begins to roar.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/1.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/2.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/3.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/4.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/5.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/6.jpg

JG: MEIN GOTT!

VC: Okay... NOW I've seen everything.

Roider leaps clean through the roof off the cage, as Jack watches in awe.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/24.jpg

The crowd go totally ape (LOL).

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/30.jpg

Roider reaches out and grabs Linda Icon from her cage.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/32.jpg

JG: HE IST GOING FOR ZE WRONG VOMAN!

VC: Well, why don't you go up there and tell him that?

JG: Zat ist no gut... It vould be much better if you vent.

Back in the the ring, Jack rattles the cage in desperation.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/iconcage.jpg

He shakes like a mad possessed, and the cage wall starts to give way.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/iconcage2.jpg

He crashes through to the outside.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/55.jpg

Jack gets up quickly and starts to scale the cage.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/151.jpg

He reaches the top.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/44.jpg

Jack pulls himself up onto the roof.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/54.jpg

He looks around, but Roider is gone. The camera cuts outside to find him.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/61.jpg

The camera cuts to the top of the skyscraper.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/64.jpg

JG: MEIN GOTT! HE HAST TAKEN LINDA UP ZERE!

VC: I admit, that's impressive... But why did we have a camera crew waiting up there?

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/31.jpg

Linda giggles as the giant hairy fingers tickle her.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/62.jpg

VC: Well, here comes the air force.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/65.jpg

Roider swats at the planes as they go past, peppering him with ineffective bullets.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/63.jpg

Back in the arena, Jack rips another shirt.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/20.jpg

He starts to Jack-Up...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/999.gif

JG: MEIN GOTT!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/66.jpg

VC: WHOA!

Jack flies out of the Earth's atmosphere.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/68.jpg

He grabs a passing asteroid, and guides it back down towards Earth.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/69.jpg

He slams the rock into Roider's face.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/70.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/65.jpg

JG: MEIN GOTT! LOOKS LIKE IT BROKE UP IN ZE ATMOSPHERE!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/73.jpg

Jack rolls his eyes, as Roider roars.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/71.jpg

VC: Jack is pretty much screwed right now.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/73.jpg

Roider continues to roar, when suddenly...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/74.jpg

JG: HE CHANGED BACK!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/72.jpg

Jack looks on as Rob realises that he no longer has a grip on the building.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/75.jpg

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

He plummets...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/76.jpg

And lands at ringside!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Ringside/955f408f.jpg

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jack manages to prevent his wife from falling, and gives her a huge kiss.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/67.jpg

Icon: Linda, honey... I love you and all... But I need to win this match.

Jack tosses Linda off the building.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/77.jpg

She comes crashing down on top of the cell!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/16.jpg

JG: ZAT IST NO GUT! SHE HAST TO REACH ZE FLOOR!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/73.jpg

Jack rolls his eyes, before leaping off the skyscraper.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/83.jpg

Jack lands nads-first on the edge of the cage.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/84.jpg

Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!

JG: Mein balls hurt just vatching zat.

Suddenly, the camera spots Roider climbing up the side of the cage.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/97.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/85.jpg

He reaches the top, and goes after Jack.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/89.jpg

Jack grabs Rob and hits a couple of right hands.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/87.jpg

He then nails...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/88.jpg

SHO-RYUKEN

Rob flies up into the air, smashing into the cage containing Emma Roid.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/99.jpg

Rob then plummets down to the floor.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/90.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Ringside/955f408f.jpg

The cage floor gives way, and Emma crashes down on top of the cell structure.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/98.jpg

Jack spots his wife at the edge of the cage.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/95.jpg

He shoulder blocks his own wife over the edge.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/96.jpg

JG: JACK HAST VON IT!










Suddenly...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/91.jpg

JG: MEIN GOTT!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/92.jpg

JG: ROIDER CAUGHT HER!

Rob chains Linda to the cage, too high for her feet to touch the floor.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/101.jpg

Back on top of the cage, Emma Roid prepares to launch herself off.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/102.jpg

Jack spots her.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/86.jpg

Icon leaps across the cage and grabs her by the arm.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/104.jpg

JG: JACK JUST SAVED ZE METCH!

While Jack pulls her up, Roider appears behind him with a steel chair.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/105.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/106.jpg

*THWACK*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/107.jpg

Jack manages to hook Emma's leg under part of the cage, holding her in place.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/108.jpg

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Jack gains another shirt and turns around to face his opponent.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/110.jpg

Icon: YOU!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/111.jpg

Jack nails a huge boot...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/109.jpg

Which sends Rob flying over the edge.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/90.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Ringside/64.jpg

Jack climbs through the hole in the cage roof, and starts to unchain his wife.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/112.jpg

But Roider comes up behind him...

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Cage/66baa19b.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/17.jpg

*THWACK*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/37.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/17.jpg

*THWACK*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/37.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/17.jpg

*THWACK*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/37.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/17.jpg

*THWACK*

But Jack somehow gets up to his feet.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/Green.gif

JG: MEIN GOTT! VOT IST HEPPENING?!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/114.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/10.jpg

VC: You know earlier in the match, I said I'd seen everything... I lied.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/113.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/115.jpg

*BAM*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/115.jpg

*BAM*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/115.jpg

*BAM*

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/116.jpg

*BAM*

http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/7889/397ev.jpg

JG: MEIN GOTT! ROIDER IST OUT COLD!

Icon suddenly shapeshifts back, and begins unchaining his wife.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/112.jpg

Linda drops to the floor.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/82.jpg

*DING DING DING*

The crowd go wild, as Jack's hand is raised in victory.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/19.jpg

Emma Roid manages to climb down the cell to check on her man.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Roider/Ringside/q1.jpg

Jack makes his exit, stopping at the top of the ramp to flex for the fans.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/79.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i21/NoJabbaNoBogRoll/Prison%20Match/80.jpg

Result: Jack Icon Wins.

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Just letting people know that it's officially started back up now.

A card has been posted, and it's only days until the first show back.

Links are in the top post.

[LK]

Yeah in case you haven't noticed jabba, nobody cares about C-Fedding anymore, well at least the good people don't anyway.

[Xero]

lol, that is SOOO 2006.

[Savio]

05*

[Destor]

People cared until "the ball was dropped" by The Naitch/James Steele.