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01-26-2007, 08:36 AM
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C-Fedding Is Back (GCW 4 LYFE)
As many of you may know, C-Fedding took a break recently after a large percentage of the top talent retired.
However, that break is about to come to an end. Anyone currently on the roster, head to this thread and throw your name back in so I know who's still with us. http://www.captionwrestling.com/foru...hp?p=2197#2197 Anyone unfamiliar with C-Fedding, or GCW, this is the perfect opportunity for me to sell it to you. The best way I can do that is to show you the Grand-Pap-Daddy-O of them all, GlobalMania I: http://www.captionwrestling.com/foru...opic.php?t=165 If you want to get involved, send me a PM on TPDub, or sign up at http://captionwrestling.com/forums/ C-Fedding has always been a part of TPWW, let's keep it going. 
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01-26-2007, 08:39 AM
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I wanted to C-fed but I'm just so terrible at cutting promos and couldn't come up with a decent character for me either.
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01-26-2007, 10:42 AM
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And, just in case anyone can't be bothered clicking links... I will post some of the best Mania moments from this year.
---------------------------------- Match 3: Snakes On A Plane Match: Slater vs Seymour (Special Ref: Samuel L. Jackson).  PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT JG: Ve hef vord zat ze superstars are ready on ze plane. PREPPIE-DOOO VC: This is gonna be off da hook! The camera cuts to the cockpit of a plane.  Ronald: LOL, SNAKES ON A PLANE!  Jackson: Okay everybody, I'm your special guest referee... Motherfuckers.  Jackson: I want a good clean motherfuckin' fight... Motherfucker. *DING DING* The snakes are released.  They swarm the passengers.   Girl: AAAAAHHHH! TONY DANZA!  Jackson: Hold onto your butts... Seymour is in the cockpit, as the snakes enter.  Seymour: Thank God we have one pilot left.  Hostess: I'm afraid we don't... I cut off his head and tossed it to that snake.  JG: MEIN GOTT! SAFETY IST NICHT GUARANTEED! VC: I think we should just shut up. This match is making me dizzy already.  Slater: TROUSER SNAKE! KELLY KAPOWSKI COME AND SUCK OUT THE POISON, NOWWWWW!  Suddenly, a real snake attacks Slater.  Seymour runs over with a chair and tries to save his partner/opponent.  *THWACK* Slater: THANKS LITTLE BUDDY! OOOH, YOU GOT ONE TOO!  *THWACK* Seymour is knocked down into a pile of snakes...  One of which bites him.  Seymour: OWWWW! MY BUTT!  Slater: LET ME GET THAT FOR JOO!  Slater: MUST... KILL... SNAKE! Slater crushes the snake with the PTKFGS.  Slater: WHO IS THE DADDY?! SNAKE EATING MY DADDY-O! Seymour: I'm gettin' mighty sick of this.  Kaz Hirai: The playstation 3... Will retail for... 599 U.S dollars.  Jackson: XBOX MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?! Kaz Hirai: It's Ridge Racer... RIIIIIIIIII-  Kaz Hirai: AAAAHHHH! A GIANT ENEMY SNAKE!  Slater: OOOOOOH!  Slater: SNAKE-ADOOOOOOOO!!!  Slater: GO GET 'EM, DOGGIE!  Slater: AHHHHHHHH!!! SNAKES! WHAT HAPPENED, SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE! MERL! Seymour is having snake troubles of his own.  Seymour: Sonny, if you're watching... I WANT A NEW AGENT!  Slater: UHHHHH! A.C. NOT TASTED SNAKE SINCE 8TH GRADE!  Slater: THESE TACKS WILL KILL NASTY MOTHERFUDGE-COATED SNAKES! Slater grabs Seymour and slams him into the tacks.  Slater: DIE! SNAKES, DIE!  Slater: ADOOO! Continued in next post... Last edited by NoJabbaNoBogRoll; 01-26-2007 at 10:46 AM. |
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01-26-2007, 10:47 AM
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 Slater: CAPTAIN A.C. SLATER OF THE USS ENTERP... OW, MY ARM! Slater puts up a ladder in the middle of the plane.  The huge snake knocks it down...   Sending Slater crashing through some tables.  While Slater is unconscious, he enters a dream sequence.  Jackson: GIMME YOUR SNAKE, MOTHERFUCKER! Slater: ADOOOO! Back in reality, Dumbledore meets a sorry demise.   Jackson: Snake killed Dumbledore... Motherfucker.  Kid: OMFG SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLE! Seymour tends to his wounds.  Samuel L. Jackson asks if he wants to quit, but is then attacked by a huge snake.  Jackson: I PITY THE FOO', WHO...  Jackson: SHIT! Wrong black icon... Lemme try again... DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKE-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!  Slater: MUST PROTECT THE CHILD-ADOOOS!  Slater: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF...  Jackson: Hey... That's my line, motherfucker. The passengers start to toss snakes out of the windows.   MVP: NO! I'M NOT A SNAKE! Slater: BAYSIDE NOT FALL FOR THAT ONE! Seymour kicks a couple of random snake men.  As the plane comes close to the airport, a huge snake waits for them.  But suddenly...  Big Zylla starts raping the giant snake.  Back on the plane...  Slater: SLATIN' UP-ADOOO!   Seymour: We may not get out of this alive... What do ya say we go out with smiles on our faces? Hostess: HELP! RAPE! Seymour: Okay, okay. Jeez.  At home, Corky starts typing a rant on how terrible this match is.  Slater continues BAYSIDIN' UP.   Slater: NO FAIR! WHY NO ASSPLOSIONS!  And then the true demon Slater awakens...  He begins to choke Seymour. Slater: THE POWER OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON COMPELS YOU!  JG: SEYMOUR STUNNER! VC: You're still watching this crap? The plane comes in to land, and the camera cuts to the cockpit.  Happy Cat: NEDM! NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC COULD SAVE THIS MATCH! The plane makes a textbook landing...  Straight through the airport window.  Slater: WHAT NOW, BAYSIDE?!  Jackson: You motherfuckers are gonna fight to the death... Motherfucker.  Slater: MAY THE BEST GUY NAMED SLATER WIN-ADOO!  Seymour: Shit. Slater: ADOO? *DING DING DING*  Jackson: And a Merry Christmas to you all... Motherfuckers. Result: Both Men Were Eaten (Double Count-Out). ---------------------------------- |
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01-26-2007, 12:21 PM
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That first one was something for the technical wrestling nuts here, but this next match is just plain crazy.
--------------------------------- Match 10: Poontang Prison Match: Jack Icon vs Rob Roider.   JG: Mein Gott... Look at ze sadistic structure. I hef never seen anyzing like zis before in mein life! VC: Looks pretty much like a Hell In A Cell to me. JG: NEIN! Look at ze out-of-shot cages for ze vomen to enter! HOLLA, IF YOU'RE NOT A FAG  The crowd boo.   Roider starts to make his way to the ring, and is quickly joined by Emma Roid.    Emma takes her place in the special cage beside the ring.   The crowd start up a 'FAG' chant.   NOW YOU'RE A MAN A MAAAAN, MAAAAN, MAN  The crowd totally lose it.  Jack calls out his wife.   JG: Linda ist looking good for her age. VC: Yeah... Freaky. Linda Icon enters the cage.  VC: DAYAM! Linda is smokin'!  JG: I do nicht remember her being zis sexy.  VC: Neither do I... But who's complainin'?  Jack enters the cell, and wastes another perfectly good shirt in his usual manner.  Both men get nose to nose.  *DING DING* The camera cuts to ringside.  The 2 men continue their staredown as the door is locked securely. Suddenly, Jack breaks into a flex.  Roider retaliates.  Jack goes for another.  The crowd go wild, as they finally tie up.  As the epic tie-up continues, the camera cuts to show the 2 seperate cages being lifted into the rafters.   Back to the ring... Jack shoves Rob to the mat. 
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01-26-2007, 12:23 PM
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The crowd cheer like crazy as Icon flexes.
 JG: Rob ist in shock! Roider quickly restarts the tie-up. Rob ducks under Jack's arms and applies a bear hug.  Jack counters out of it, and nails...  A thunderous suplex. Jack begins to flex once more. Roider is quickly back on the attack, but walks right into...  A huge right hand. JG: Icon ist dominating ze early going. Jack goes for one more pose. But Roider is up faster than Jack anticipated.  JG: VOT A SUPLEX! Rob pulls Jack up and goes for another.  JG: ZWEI BELLY TO BELLYS! Rob pulls up Jack once more and hoists him over his shoulder...  Before slamming him down to the canvas.  JG: Roider ist on fire! VC: So, you're saying he's hot? JG: Ja... I mean... Vait... Roider stands over Jack, as the crowd boo. Roider pulls Jack up once more, but the former World Champion lifts him into the air.  JG: LOOK AT ZE STRENGTH OF ICON! Roider reaches upwards and grabs onto the cell structure, pulling himself free of the predicament.  Jack looks around with a concerned look on his face.  Rob swings down from the cage...  And nails a huge boot to the side of Icon's head. Rob goes for a flex, to show his dominance. Roider takes too long, and Jack is able to get up and grab him by the neck.  Jack runs Rob across the ring and tosses him over the top rope.  As Roider's head bounces off the steel, Jack follows him out of the ring. Icon grabs his opponent by the legs...  And slingshots him into the cage!  Jack wastes no time, following up immediately.  Icon grabs Rob's head and starts to grind his face into the steel.  Roider cries out in pain, before shoving Icon off him into the ring post.  Rob grabs Icon...  And starts to mash his face into the cage.  Roider shoves Icon down to the floor, as blood starts to trickle down from his head.  Roider lifts up the ring apron...  And produces a table. He slides it into the ring.  The crowd get excited as he sets up the table in the centre of the ring.  Jack crawls back into the ring, but Rob is waiting for him. *CRASH*  JG: MEIN GOTT! The crowd hold off on a Holy Shit chant, hoping that more extreme spots will come.  Roider: Ungrateful bastards. Rob slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair.  He brings it back into the ring, and stalks over Jack.   *THWACK* Amazingly, Jack gets straight up. Roider is choked, and swings the chair again. *THWACK* This time, Jack stays down.  When Roider finishes posing, he stands over his opponent. |
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01-26-2007, 12:26 PM
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 He goes down and locks in the...  JG: ROID RAGE! Rob pulls back with all his might.  JG: Remember folks, a submission can nicht vin zis metch! Suddenly, Jack produces a baseball bat and clocks Roider across the face with it. *WHAM*  Jack swings the bat again... *WHAM* And knocks Rob down.  Jack suddenly gains a shirt... Which he quickly destroys, to the delight of the crowd.  JG: DIRECTOR'S CUT! Jack flexes. VC: This is all well and good, but Jack's gonna have to find a way outta this cage so he can rescue his wife... That's kinda the point of the match. JG: LOOK! JACK IST NICHT DONE YET!  Roider staggers towards him...  SHO-RYUKEN Roider is up surprisingly quickly, but walks straight into...  JG: MEIN GOTT! EIN ATOMIC BIG BOOT! VC: Okay, now I've seen everything. Rob gets back to his feet, and looks queezy. Jack looks on, wondering what's going on. Rob looks at Icon, and begins to roar.       JG: MEIN GOTT! VC: Okay... NOW I've seen everything. Roider leaps clean through the roof off the cage, as Jack watches in awe.  The crowd go totally ape (LOL).  Roider reaches out and grabs Linda Icon from her cage.  JG: HE IST GOING FOR ZE WRONG VOMAN! VC: Well, why don't you go up there and tell him that? JG: Zat ist no gut... It vould be much better if you vent. Back in the the ring, Jack rattles the cage in desperation.  He shakes like a mad possessed, and the cage wall starts to give way.  He crashes through to the outside.  Jack gets up quickly and starts to scale the cage.  He reaches the top.  Jack pulls himself up onto the roof.  He looks around, but Roider is gone. The camera cuts outside to find him.  The camera cuts to the top of the skyscraper.  JG: MEIN GOTT! HE HAST TAKEN LINDA UP ZERE! VC: I admit, that's impressive... But why did we have a camera crew waiting up there?  Linda giggles as the giant hairy fingers tickle her.  VC: Well, here comes the air force.  Roider swats at the planes as they go past, peppering him with ineffective bullets.  Back in the arena, Jack rips another shirt.  He starts to Jack-Up...  JG: MEIN GOTT!  VC: WHOA! Jack flies out of the Earth's atmosphere.  He grabs a passing asteroid, and guides it back down towards Earth.  He slams the rock into Roider's face.  JG: MEIN GOTT! LOOKS LIKE IT BROKE UP IN ZE ATMOSPHERE!  Jack rolls his eyes, as Roider roars.  VC: Jack is pretty much screwed right now. Roider continues to roar, when suddenly...  JG: HE CHANGED BACK!  Jack looks on as Rob realises that he no longer has a grip on the building. 
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01-26-2007, 12:28 PM
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He plummets...
 And lands at ringside!  Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jack manages to prevent his wife from falling, and gives her a huge kiss.  Icon: Linda, honey... I love you and all... But I need to win this match. Jack tosses Linda off the building.  She comes crashing down on top of the cell!  JG: ZAT IST NO GUT! SHE HAST TO REACH ZE FLOOR! Jack rolls his eyes, before leaping off the skyscraper.  Jack lands nads-first on the edge of the cage.  Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!! JG: Mein balls hurt just vatching zat. Suddenly, the camera spots Roider climbing up the side of the cage.   He reaches the top, and goes after Jack.  Jack grabs Rob and hits a couple of right hands.  He then nails...  SHO-RYUKEN Rob flies up into the air, smashing into the cage containing Emma Roid.  Rob then plummets down to the floor.  The cage floor gives way, and Emma crashes down on top of the cell structure.  Jack spots his wife at the edge of the cage.  He shoulder blocks his own wife over the edge.  JG: JACK HAST VON IT! Suddenly...  JG: MEIN GOTT!  JG: ROIDER CAUGHT HER! Rob chains Linda to the cage, too high for her feet to touch the floor.  Back on top of the cage, Emma Roid prepares to launch herself off.  Jack spots her.  Icon leaps across the cage and grabs her by the arm.  JG: JACK JUST SAVED ZE METCH! While Jack pulls her up, Roider appears behind him with a steel chair.   *THWACK*  Jack manages to hook Emma's leg under part of the cage, holding her in place. 
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01-26-2007, 12:29 PM
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Jack gains another shirt and turns around to face his opponent.
 Icon: YOU!  Jack nails a huge boot...  Which sends Rob flying over the edge.  Jack climbs through the hole in the cage roof, and starts to unchain his wife.  But Roider comes up behind him...  *THWACK* *THWACK* *THWACK* *THWACK* But Jack somehow gets up to his feet.  JG: MEIN GOTT! VOT IST HEPPENING?!  VC: You know earlier in the match, I said I'd seen everything... I lied.   *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*  *BAM* JG: MEIN GOTT! ROIDER IST OUT COLD! Icon suddenly shapeshifts back, and begins unchaining his wife. Linda drops to the floor.  *DING DING DING* The crowd go wild, as Jack's hand is raised in victory.  Emma Roid manages to climb down the cell to check on her man.  Jack makes his exit, stopping at the top of the ramp to flex for the fans.   Result: Jack Icon Wins. --------------------------------- |
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02-02-2007, 03:16 PM
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Just letting people know that it's officially started back up now.
A card has been posted, and it's only days until the first show back. Links are in the top post. |
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02-02-2007, 08:55 PM
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It's Clobbering Time!
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Yeah in case you haven't noticed jabba, nobody cares about C-Fedding anymore, well at least the good people don't anyway.
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02-02-2007, 09:00 PM
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He's Here
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lol, that is SOOO 2006.
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02-02-2007, 11:39 PM
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Spammy Certified
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02-03-2007, 01:19 AM
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I am the cheese
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People cared until "the ball was dropped" by The Naitch/James Steele.
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