Royal Rumble 2007

[El Fangel]

Its that time again, where 30 men (and in Chyna's case 29.5 men) Step into the ring, for a chance at glory at the pinnacle of the sports entertainment world. A world title shot at Wrestlemania.

For those who are watching it, and for those who are following along here on TPWW, This thread is to discuss the events that take place tonight.

If anyone orders this, please feel free to update this.

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And by thier name who they are eliminated by, anyone who does this, I will rep, any updates on the PPV will result in rep.

So who do you think will pull it off and why, and how will WWE run the win up until the two men meet at WM?
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[D Mac]

http://www.wwe.com/subscriptions/webcast/royalrumble/

The main event of the 20th annual Royal Rumble will be the traditional 30-Man Royal Rumble Match. Thirty Superstars and Extremists from all three brands will enter the ring based on the numbers they draw prior to the contest; numbers one and two will start the match, with another competitor entering every 90 seconds. Eliminations occur when someone is thrown over the top rope to the arena floor; once all 30 men have entered, the last man standing in the ring will be declared the winner and earn a main event championship match at WrestleMania 23.



Well at least it's the main event this time. But every 90 seconds kinda sucks. I like 2 min. better. Oh well at least it's not 1 min that would really suck.

[Nervous Ferret]

UNDERTAKERRRRRRRRR

[Nervous Ferret]

Is anybody seriously ordering this? lil' interested because of the Tipsters League

[El Fangel]

I wish I was, I hope someone is ordering to keep us updated.

[Nervous Ferret]

Why don't you put up the money you fucking pommy mincer

[Nervous Ferret]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1589250#post1589250

Thank god for Matt "Goblin" Boone

[El Fangel]

Why don't you put up the money you fucking pommy mincer
Since I am never home, I don't pay for 20 dollar a month basic cable, so buying a 35 dollar PPV seems kind of pointless, although If I could I would as this is my favorite PPV :-\

[D Mac]

I did but I aint gettin on here till it's over.

[Xero]

Ordered the webcast with the last of my birthday money (believe me, if I didn't have that money I wouldn't have put it down), but I too won't be on until it's over unless something like REALLY HUGE happens.

[D Mac]

Time to sit back, relax and watch some wrasslin!

[enforcer]

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Sorry to those who wasted money on this.

[El Fangel]

......... RUMBLE

[Testicle]

So is someone going to do updates or what?

[Funky Fly]

Yeah, word.

I didn't go to all the effort of sticking this shit for nothing.

[ClockShot]

Is it even on yet? I've tried to get it for 45 mins. now, and I'm still locked out.

[El Fangel]

It should be on like 25 minutes ago.

[Morgan]

Hardys Vs MNM is the opener, Hardys go over after jeff hits the swanton on Nitro.

[Morgan]

Coach and Teddy backstage arguing about which brand will win the rumble, Kelly squared is the ball tumbler that Torrie/Candice was last year.

Edge asks Kelly if her parents named her twice so she'd remember her name. Kelly "at least its my real name":wtf: .

Orton comes in and jaws with edge reminding him about what happened on RAW and saying it'll may happen again tonight. we get the obligatory "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" number joke.

King BOOKAH!! enters with Sharmell: "Tell me, you didn't just say that".

ECW Title match package. Test/Lashley next.

[Impact!]

It's time for Lashley V Test

[El Fangel]

Hardys Vs MNM is the opener, Hardys go over after jeff hits the swanton on Nitro.
Yes Tipsters points :)

[ClockShot]

Damn cable company. Oh well. They are gonna hear from me tomorrow. Guess I'll hang here and get some play by play.

[El Fangel]

Did you pay for it clockshot? If so my heart bleeds for you. Anyways booyah for Lashley beating Test (Oops spoilered it)

[Impact!]

Countout you say? In an ECW title match? Somewhere Paul Heyman is crying.

[Testicle]

WTF? For real, was there a count out?

[El Fangel]

For real?

[ClockShot]

Did you pay for it clockshot? If so my heart bleeds for you. Anyways booyah for Lashley beating Test (Oops spoilered it)

Actually no. When I couldn't get options to order spice or playboy, I knew something was wrong.

Anywho, I just reset my box and I got the option to order it. And did. And I just caught the end of Lashley/Test.

[Morgan]

Lashley wins by countout after Test decides to walk away, Lashley goes after him brings him back in the ring and running powerslams him. pretty much what'd you imagine,or if you watched ECW last week.

Tazz Not-for-nuthin count: 1

Cena backstage with doctor, says he's gong ahead with the match, Vince walks in and apologises for interrupting him like he did to Vince on monday, says Cena can't see him and Vince can't see cena- at least as champion for much longer.

World Heavyweight Championship match next.

[El Fangel]

:) Thats good, hopefully you can give a play by play of the rumble.

[Skippord]

I'm pretty sure my dad thinks wrestling is real

[Morgan]

WTF? For real, was there a count out?

Test got pretty much buried.

[El Fangel]

Cena backstage with doctor, says he's gong ahead with the match, Vince walks in and apologises for interrupting him like he did to Vince on monday, says Cena can't see him and Vince can't see cena- at least as champion for much longer.


Well as Cena is always the underdog in the championship match, this more or less confirms his win :mad:

[Skippord]

Countout you say? In an ECW title match? Somewhere Paul Heyman is crying.
And cutting himself

[ClockShot]

I'll try my best. Don't make any promises. Haven't grabbed a PPV since WM20. And I'll be fixed on it for a while. Expect a delay.

Meanwhile. Kennedy is in the ring, does his mic. sthick. Out comes Big Dave Batista.

[Loose Cannon]

if you are watching and have AIM, can someone do a AIM chat and do a PBP when the Rumble match comes on

[ClockShot]

We're going back and forth. Kennedy tried to end it early with a rollup.

[ClockShot]

Big Dave is in control right now. However, Kennedy threw him into the steps hip first. Yet his knee is injured.

Kennedy in control. Working on the knee.

[El Fangel]

If you can CS can you copy and paste the entrants list in my first post. And list who was eliminated by whom. Also an idea for tipsters next year could be most eliminations.

[ClockShot]

Inverted figure 4 by Kennedy. Very smooth.

[Impact!]

Cool leg submission by Kennedy

[ClockShot]

Kennedy is bleeding from the nose. Probably busted up a smidge.

[ClockShot]

Half crab by Kennedy. Had it locked for awhile. Dave regains control only to lose it again.

[Morgan]

Thought he was going for the Walls of Jericho for a sec.

[ClockShot]

Dave hit his spinebuster. But did a number on his knee. He's favoring it.

[ClockShot]

Hmmmm. Dave took a page from the Finlay book and did the rolling suplex. Kennedy countered the Batista bomb, dave fell, so does ref. Kennedy neck breaker.

[ClockShot]

KENNEDY CHANT GOING!

[ClockShot]

Damn. Batista won it. Pretty much Cena style.

[ClockShot]

Kennedy went for a second rope ax smash. Only to land in Batista's fist. Batista bomb. 1 2 3.

[Testicle]

So all the faces are going to win tonight. Again.

[Morgan]

Batista Bomb- its over.

JBL: "Dammit, dammit, dammit!!"

JBL aying Kennedy was robbed, had the cover for a ten count but "Nick patrick had his head up his ass".

[AdrianM]

Kennedy looses but an awesome match, esspecially after that ECW crap.

Awesome and Kennedy got face pops!

[Impact!]

Little Bastard ^_^

[ClockShot]

Backstage. Kevin Throne and Ariel.

Little Bastard messes with the tumbler. Then attacks coach for making a "little" joke. Runs into Khali.

Kelly Kelly picks up some balls and says "These are the biggest balls I've ever held." Ron Simmons comes up behind her. You know the rest.

[Impact!]

Rofl

Kelly: Wow...these are the biggest balls I've ever held


Ron Simmons: DAMN!

[ClockShot]

Camera cut to Saliva in the crowd.

Raw title is up now.

Video on how Umaga and Cena are here today from New Year's Revolution.

[KingofOldSchool]

Time for SuperCena to beat Umaga against all odds.

[6to1]

Kennedy looses but an awesome match, esspecially after that ECW crap.

Awesome and Kennedy got face pops!
yep kennedy needs to move to raw and be a face.

[El Fangel]

Kennedy went for a second rope ax smash. Only to land in Batista's fist. Batista bomb. 1 2 3.
More tipsters points :)

[ClockShot]

Lillian looking FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Goes over the rules.

[El Fangel]

Batista Bomb- its over.

JBL: "Dammit, dammit, dammit!!"

JBL saying Kennedy was robbed, had the cover for a ten count but "Nick patrick had his head up his ass".
I :heart: JBL commentary.

[Morgan]

Lawler saying that Umagas music reminds him of King Kong.

[El Fangel]

:lol:

[ClockShot]

The Chain Gang General makes his way to the ring. He's taped up around the ribs. A big target for Umaga.

And the bell rings.

[ClockShot]

Cena gets thrown out, and he's hurtin' already. Thrown into some steps.

[ClockShot]

Umaga pretty much in control. Working on the ribs.

[El Fangel]

Cena gets thrown out, and he's hurtin' already. Thrown into some steps.
Will anyone be remotely surprised in 20 mins, when Cena gives Umaga one FU and wins?

[Morgan]

Cena punching Umaga back down the entrance way and JR says something Cena using what brought him this far "that big right hand". Thanks for the mental imagery, Jim.

[Impact!]

Umaga throws the steps into the ring

Cena stops Umaga from getting into the ring

Cena throws the steps from the ring to the outside and hits Umaga in the hands, Oh the humanity.

Also didn't Kane do that back when him and Umaga were fueding?

[ClockShot]

Will anyone be remotely surprised in 20 mins, when Cena gives Umaga one FU and wins?

How 'bout this. Umaga throws steps into the ring only to have supercena throw them back to him to knock him down for 7.

[Morgan]

"We want tables" chant.

[ClockShot]

MY GOD! LAY OFF THE STEPS! GET A CHAIR OR SOMETHING!

Crowd is calling for tables.

[El Fangel]

How 'bout this. Umaga throws steps into the ring only to have supercena throw them back to him to knock him down for 7.
:nono: Ugh this match sounds so brutally bad.

[Skippord]

OH MY WORD

is this match boring

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena just lobbed the steps from the inside of the ring at Umaga on the outside, gets a 7 count.

Any normal person with an abdominal injury wouldn't have been able to do that, but not SUPERCENA!

[Impact!]

OH NOES HE ASSED THE STEPS

[ClockShot]

Umaga tried the running ass smash to cena on the steps. Only to miss.

Super cena is up. Hits Umaga with steps.

[Impact!]

Calling it here, FU on the steps

[ClockShot]

Spinning Sidewalk Slam. Cena is in agony. :roll:

[ClockShot]

Cena does his inverted powerbomb Umaga on the steps.

[Morgan]

throwback on the steel steps,protobomb on the....... steel steps.

[El Fangel]

Am I the only one who can hear the "Cena Sucks" Chants all the way up in Canada.

[Morgan]

Five knuckle shuffle on the steel steps.

Almost an FU on the steel steps.


Cena's busted.

[ClockShot]

Cena tried to FU Umaga. But the weight of umaga fell on top of him. Head smashed on the steps.

[El Fangel]

Spinning Sidewalk Slam. Cena is in agony. :roll:

Cena selling WTF?

[ClockShot]

Cena up at 9. Busted open.

CENA SUCKS CHANT!

[KingofOldSchool]

Spinning Sidewalk Slam. Cena is in agony. :roll:

I'm more or less thinking that the only people that are in agony are the people watching this match.

[Skippord]

This is horrible

[ClockShot]

Cena "hulked up" only to have Umaga do his invertever Samoan drop. Looks like he landed wrong.

Spike is coming.

[Skippord]

HE BLOCKED THE SPIKE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[KingofOldSchool]

HE BLOCKED THE SPIKE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


THIS IS SO BIZZARE!!!!

[ClockShot]

Cena blocked the spike. Escapes the Tree of Woe.

Flying leg drop off the top rope.

[ClockShot]

Cena clocks umaga with a TV monitor.

[Morgan]

LOL at JR's reaction "OH, JIMMITTY GOD!!".

[AdrianM]

surprisingly dcent match between cena and umaga.

lol,Umaga has carried Cena.

and its over, I knewUmaga would loose like this...he would get himself counted out

[ClockShot]

LOL. Umaga went across all three commentator tables to splash cena.


Only to miss. This is probably it.

[Skippord]

This sucks

[ClockShot]

Nope. Still going. Estrada doing something to the turnbuckle.

[Skippord]

PLEASE LORD LET IT STOP

[AdrianM]

nope, umaga got up, and he's getting cheered now I believe.

umaga has had a good match imo.

[Skippord]

There goes the top rope

[KingofOldSchool]

Typical Cena match.

Gets his ass kicked all match, Cena gets one move in and wins.

[Skippord]

BAHGAWD STFU CHOKE

[Skippord]

BAHGAWD THE CROWD IS SUPER BORED

[ClockShot]

Ah geez. Umaga tries to nail Cena with the turnbuckle connector. Only to miss. FU. STFU using the ring rope.

[El Fangel]

CENA SUCKS CHANT!
I called that :)

[AdrianM]

cena is crying,fuck I hate him so much! die already John!

cena chocking umaga with the collapsed ring ropes

[Skippord]

BAHGAWD LAME FINISH

[ClockShot]

Bullshit.

[Skippord]

WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

[Sting Fan]

I know theres a lot of cena hate on here but unless they pussified half that shit it sounds like a brutal match.

[Skippord]

BAHGAWD CENA WOULD NOT STOP FIGHTING

[ClockShot]

I've had my fill of ring steps use today.

[El Fangel]

Ok someone be direct, how did the match end?

[Sting Fan]

Yeah the ringsteps do sound excessive.

[Xero]

I have to admit, the rope use was extremely INNOVATIVE.

Everything else was shit. I would rank it as a good brawl, but it was more "Cena gets his ass kicked but comes out lucky" than "Brawl".

[Skippord]

That was retarded

[KingofOldSchool]

Ok someone be direct, how did the match end?

Cena overcame the odds.

[Xero]

Ok someone be direct, how did the match end?
Cena put Umaga in the STFU with the ropes and choked him out.

[ClockShot]

Awful wrestlemania commercial..

Sandman in back to grab his number. Downs a beer. Canes himself.

Naitch in next. Sudden expose by the vixens.

[Morgan]

Lol WTF kind of lightswitches do they have in that room.

JBL/Cole/Lawler doing the rumble PBP.

[El Fangel]

Nevermind.

[ClockShot]

Rumble history video.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lol WTF kind of lightswitches do they have in that room.

JBL/Cole/Lawler doing the rumble PBP.


Hahaha Styles and Tazz got left out.

[Testicle]

STFU with the ring ropes.

[Morgan]

STFU while choking Umaga with the top rope.

[El Fangel]

Thanks alot. :) Figured this would happen though.

[ClockShot]

Alright. For the rumble. Someone is in charge of Angel's list. I'll do entrants. Someone can do exits.

[Morgan]

I'm calling Punk for No.1

[Morgan]

Well I'm wrong.

[Morgan]

Doane for No.2

[Xero]

Sign in the crowd: 30 Men 1 Ring = 1 Winner. What kind of math is that?

Flair #1

[ClockShot]

#1: Nature Boy Ric Flair
#2: Finlay

[KingofOldSchool]

You could at least tell us who was #1

[Morgan]

Fuck it wrong again.

[El Fangel]

Oh who is it? RVD please be RVD.

[ClockShot]

Refs. took away Finlay's sheleigh.

[Splaya]

LOL if anyone finds me video for this, I will praise u like a saint

[El Fangel]

C'mon taker for 13

[ClockShot]

#3: Kenny Dykstra

[ClockShot]

#4 Matt Hardy

[El Fangel]

Didn't some call Dykstra as #3 for Tipsters.

[SammyG]

I have a feeling K-fed is gonna be in the Rumble. Hope im wrong.

[ClockShot]

#5: Edge

[AdrianM]

taker will win...thats why cole and Jbl r commentating i'd say

[ClockShot]

#6: Tommy Dreamer

[Morgan]

Flair bringing in chairs, eliminated by Dkystra, Edge eliminates Dkystra.

Dreamer is No.6

[ClockShot]

Flair and Dykstra are out.

A fan threw beer at dreamer while he was running to the ring.

[ClockShot]

#7: Sabu

[Skippord]

Didn't some call Dykstra as #3 for Tipsters.
I said #23

[AdrianM]

8 is sabu.

i reckon he may take out dreamer, and feud for wrestlemania

[Morgan]

Big Sabu chant.

Helms No.8

[SammyG]

Is there any live internet free stream for this shiiiitttt

[ClockShot]

#8: Greg Helms

[AdrianM]

my tip for #30:

MVP

[El Fangel]

Sounds to be decent so far.

[ClockShot]

#9: Shelton Benjamin

[Morgan]

Sabu is pretty over with the crowd.

Shelton in No.9

[ClockShot]

#10: Kane

1/3 way.

[Y2C]

Who threw out Flair?

[AdrianM]

kane will make the record for throwing out the most amount of ppl ever.

they seem to be making such a big point about the 2001 rumble

[Skippord]

Dreamer's out

[Skippord]

Who threw out Flair?
Edge

[Skippord]

Sabu's out

[Morgan]

No.10 Kane, Dreamers out, Sabu's out, gets chokelsammed through the table he set up in the first place.

CM Punk No.11, big crowd pop.

[MTH15]

I'm hoping Taker Wins. And your right. I expect a couple of fueds for WM23 from this

[ClockShot]

#11: CM Punk

Fuck. Off by 4 for tipsters.

[Splaya]

Someone find me the video of this later :(

[AdrianM]

#11 CM Punk.

got a good pop when he came in I think

[Skippord]

NEVER GONNA BE A MAIN EVENTER PUNK

[ClockShot]

#12: King Bookaaaa

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah TAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ClockShot]

#13: Super Crazy

[Nervous Ferret]

lolz got thr MNM match right, Hardy win avec Jeff Swanton :cool:

Got Cena too, I don't remember who I put for the rest but I picked Taker to win and Edge, Orton and HBK as the other 3 I THINK

[Indifferent Clox]

looks like *SPOILER*













HBK









Because his family is there.

*SPOILER*


will win.

[ClockShot]

#14: Jeff Hardy

[ClockShot]

#15: Sandman

[Morgan]

No.15 Sandman, coming through crowd too.

Caning the shit out of everything.

And he's eliminated.

That was fun.

[ClockShot]

#16: Randy Orton

[Morgan]

16. Orton.

Hardys and Crazy are gone.

[ClockShot]

#17: Chris Benoit

[El Fangel]

Taker at number 26 *guess*

[Skippord]

CM Punk has almost been eliminated 47 times roughly

[ClockShot]

#18: RVD

[Champion of Europa]

I predict the number 27 entrant to win.

[Nervous Ferret]

Who won the ECW match?

Also looks like I changed my mind last second and actually did put MNM

stupid stupid

WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME CLOCKSHOT

[ClockShot]

#19: Big Vis.

[Testicle]

Lashley.

[ClockShot]

Sorry Nerf.

[Morgan]

Looks like Kane/ Booker at NWO.

[Skippord]

Nitro

[ClockShot]

#20: Johnny Nitro

2/3 way in.

[AdrianM]

kane vs king booker @ wrestlemania.

i must a prediction right eventually

[Nervous Ferret]

BOOOO

[ClockShot]

#21: Kevin Thorn.....He got a nice number.

[KingofOldSchool]

Looks like there will be no surprises in the Rumble.

[Nervous Ferret]

GONG

[AdrianM]

is charlie Haas in the rumble this year?.


hope kevin thorne does well...I'm guessing they might tryand do a program with Thorne vs punk for Wrestlemania, or maybe Punk and rvd

[Testicle]

kane vs king booker @ wrestlemania.

i must a prediction right eventually

Actually, on the TPWW headlines said that it will be Micheals vs. Booker T at mania.

[ClockShot]

#22: Hardcore Holly

[Skippord]

Hardcore Holly :|

[Nervous Ferret]

Test4Champ way to spoil it :n:

Also who has been eliminated? Sandman??

[ClockShot]

#23: HBK

[AdrianM]

#22 Bob Holly

#23 HBK

eveyone trying to eliminate Vis

[Morgan]

Everyone piling up to eliminate Viscera, Michaels is No.23.

[Skippord]

Viscera eliminated by everyone

[ClockShot]

#24: Chris Masters...........He got a nice number too.

[Morgan]

Test4Champ way to spoil it :n:

Also who has been eliminated? Sandman??

Sandman was in for about half a minute, Booker eliminated him.

[ClockShot]

#25: Chavo

[PullMyFinger]

punk is still in it right?

[AdrianM]

kevin thorne out.

benoit doing well, edge amd cm punk have been in the longest i think

[Skippord]

Yes

[ClockShot]

#26: MVP

[Nervous Ferret]

DREAMER
SANDMAN
FLAIR
Vis

Who elseeeeeeeeee

[Morgan]

No. 26:MVP

[AdrianM]

i tipped MVp @ 30, off by 4!

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Finlay still in?

[AdrianM]

people left in:

RVD
CM Punk
Orton
Edge
Hardcore Holly
Chavo Guerrero
MVP
HBK

and #27- Carlito

[ClockShot]

#27: Carltio.............Nice number for him as well.

[SammyG]

GONG

[Morgan]

No, HBK eliminated Finlay.

[Champion of Europa]

Dammit, there goes my prediction. Carlito will never win.

[AdrianM]

Is Finlay still in?

finlay out by benoit i think

[El Fangel]

Wow Taker still not in, anyone thinking that he will be the first to enter at 30 and win the Rumble.

[Nervous Ferret]

This is the Deadmansss year

[ClockShot]

#28: KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[AdrianM]

Khali @ 28.

Taker and joey murcury or charlie haas (or someone completely different) are left

[Skippord]

Khali will eliminate at least three quarters of the people in the ring

[Nervous Ferret]

Has Orton come in yet?

[ClockShot]

#29: HA HA HA HA! The Miz.

[AdrianM]

#29 miz

[Skippord]

Punk's out

[Morgan]

Miz eliminated by Khali in possibly record time.

[Skippord]

along with half the people and the ring

[AdrianM]

RVD out, cm punk out, calito out, Miz out, chavo out

all by khali

[Nervous Ferret]

sweet Taker #30

HECK FREAKIN YEAH

[ClockShot]

And the lovely spot of #30: The Undertaker

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I just called Khali elminating Punk and Carlito

[Nervous Ferret]

Khali will eliminate at least three quarters of the people in the ringlol

[Skippord]

TAKER MARKOUT

[SammyG]

Taker is going to Mania !

[redoneja]

C'mon Orton. Make me glad I picked you for Tipsters!

[Skippord]

Taker FTW

[Morgan]

Final Four is Edge/Taker/HBK/Orton

[Nervous Ferret]

Bmmm bummm bmmm bum bum bah


My remdition of Takers entrance

[AdrianM]

khali out


taker, MVP, rated RKO and HBK r left

[Nervous Ferret]

K who is left

[Nervous Ferret]

sweet 3 out of the final 4

[ClockShot]

End of Rated RKO here.

[ClockShot]

Taker is busted open.