ECW Captions - 02/13/07

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashhit0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollykick0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollyhold0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashchop0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashholly0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lash0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreed0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burkechoke0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burkeslam0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burke0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sabu0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/rvdsabu0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snitsky0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snithit0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snit0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punkvise0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punkkick0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/knox0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punk0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreedwin0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/marcus0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sman0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sandman0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/thorn0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/ariel0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kelly0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/girls0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/layla0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kellyexp0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashwin0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashhold0213.jpg

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashholly0213.jpg
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! This is going to be an EXTREME game of Connect Four!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snitsky0213.jpg
The Gene Snitsky Cabbage Patch Doll line didn't go over very well.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sman0213.jpg
They don't call Stevie Richards "Deep Throat" for nothing.

[Xero]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreed0213.jpg
Monty: WILD MAN!
Burke: GENERIC MMA GIMMICK!
Striker: TEACHER!
Kevin Thorn: VAMPIRE!
All: AND WE ARE! THE ECW ROSTER!

[Impeccable]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sandman0213.jpg

Sorry Sandman, but you're not going to get over doing the robot. We reserve dancing gimmicks for fat, greased up guys in thongs.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollykick0213.jpg

Fed up with the oh so many close up shots of Bobby lashley, Holly proves just how hardcore he is by stomping on the camera.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kellyexp0213.jpg

Not a caption...more of a statement. I WOULD FUCK THESE THREE ALL OVER!!!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/girls0213.jpg

And again....

[Kane Knight]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashhit0213.jpg

ECW Presents: Hardcore Hodown.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollykick0213.jpg

Lashley is deathly afraid of Spiders. Thankfully, a kind veteran like Bob Holly is always quick to help a new talent.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollyhold0213.jpg

"YOU ATE MY COOKIE!"

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashchop0213.jpg

"Let's see, I just pull the quarter from...Oops."

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashholly0213.jpg

Where will you be when your diareah medicine stops working?



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreed0213.jpg

Kane Knight suddenly regretted writing all those "ECW on Sci-Fi" Jokes when the cast of their latest original movie took over the arena.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burkechoke0213.jpg

"I'm beating up a white boy! I'm going to get the chair for sure!"


http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burke0213.jpg

ECW move number 37: Extreme Reacharound.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sabu0213.jpg

Matt Striker's flight school in session.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/rvdsabu0213.jpg

"You...And God...Are Homos!"

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snitsky0213.jpg

Kane: The teen years. They weren't burns so much as really bad acne.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snithit0213.jpg

Austin's really let himself go.


http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punkvise0213.jpg

"I know Kung Fu!"
"Jiu Jitsu"
"Whatever."
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punkkick0213.jpg

Superman: The awkward years.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/knox0213.jpg

Undertaker arrives in ECW to make sure Punk pays his dues.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punk0213.jpg

"You can see me on Heroes Mondays at nine!"

(Please tell me I'm not the only one...)
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreedwin0213.jpg

The New Breed delivers the most devastating move in Sports Entertainment...

...The WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE....PERIOD!
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/marcus0213.jpg

WWE demonstrating the new "Big head" cheat stolen from NBA Jam.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sman0213.jpg

Ken Kennedy nearly died from the odor of jobbers in the arena

( YEah, I know it's not Ken...Work with me...)
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sandman0213.jpg

Never take Fire Marshall Bill's hat.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kelly0213.jpg

The new Extreme Tag Team, the "Scissor Sisters."



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kellyexp0213.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashwin0213.jpg

"Oh Shit, you're the T-1000!"

[Disturbed316]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashhit0213.jpg

THIS IS HOW YOU CHOKE A BITCH!

[Lock Jaw]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollykick0213.jpg
Holly: That camera didn't pay it's dues!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snitsky0213.jpg
Mmmmm Beefy!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sman0213.jpg
BAHGAWD ITS A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashchop0213.jpg

Holly: WEww...Bobby Lashley B.O.

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashholly0213.jpg

Extreme Staring Contest! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!

[Jura]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreed0213.jpg

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Lashley!

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/6452/70574096fd0.jpg

Captain Lashley, he's our hero
Gonna take McMahon down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the fan's side

[Arnold HamNegger]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashhit0213.jpg
Further proof that Bobcore sucks at everything, including "Red Rover."



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollykick0213.jpg
Seconds later, Lashely's mothers back snapped.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollyhold0213.jpg
After being surgically joined at the head, Harshley was unstoppable!



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashchop0213.jpg
ECW's first ever "Extreme Rochambeau" match.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashholly0213.jpg
"Here we are, face to face, a couple of Silver Spoons..."



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lash0213.jpg
I didn't pass the drug test? WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS!

(End cheesy 80's show plugs.)


http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreed0213.jpg
Failed Marvel comics presents, "The Fagtastic 4."



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burkechoke0213.jpg
Who's your Allah now BITCH!



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burkeslam0213.jpg
Reaching a new low, RVD is forced to job in the 69.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burke0213.jpg
Who says you can't get a contact high.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sabu0213.jpg
Sabu somehow manages to botch a Figure Four.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/rvdsabu0213.jpg
Seconds after being asked by a cop which direction they were driving.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snitsky0213.jpg
Snitsky, finding a loophole in the WWF Wellness program, has begun taking radiation.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snithit0213.jpg
Snitsky as the new "Right Guard" spokesperson.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snit0213.jpg
Snitsky's new gimmick is a male cottage cheese fetish.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punkvise0213.jpg
A new basement is added to the doghouse when CM Punk is forced to job an arm wrestling match to Stephen Hawking.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punkkick0213.jpg
Legend has it, the sound of Punk's head hitting the glass ceiling registered 7.5 on the Richter Scale....
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/knox0213.jpg
....only to be outdone seconds later by the "Nad Shot Heard Round the World."




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/punk0213.jpg
Punk sporting the shirt he was wearing 15 years ago when he decided to join Jenny Craig...after a helicopter landed on him.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreedwin0213.jpg
Question: How does Vince decide to compete with WSX?
Answer: 3 Bores and a Whore.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/marcus0213.jpg
Marcus and Tommy playing JBL's favorite game, "Prison Shower."




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/sman0213.jpg
Sandman's shocking secret of Dyslexia is revealed after botching an attempt at joinining McMahon's "Kiss My Ass" club.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/ariel0213.jpg
Not a caption, but Jesus...if I could get my mail rerouted, I would climb between those things permanently with a snorkel.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/girls0213.jpg
The 3 Fuckateers.




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/layla0213.jpg
Layla wins the talent portion of the contest when she successfully counts her tits.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kellyexp0213.jpg
I hate her guts, but I'd still eat at the Y.



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashwin0213.jpg
The referee becomes so excited by Lashleys victory that he strokes his own black cock.

[darkpower]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashhit0213.jpg
LASHELY: You're not the only fucktard that can work stiff!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/hollykick0213.jpg
Everyone has a little Captain Morgan in them.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashholly0213.jpg
LASHLEY: I quit SmackDown....for THIS?!!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/newbreed0213.jpg
"We are the ECW Brothers. We're goth, we're stiff, and we're colored, too."

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/burkechoke0213.jpg
BURKE: This is what you get, Hayes.
SABU: Uhhh...I'm Sabu, you fucking dumbass.
BURKE: Oh, um....THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, TURKAI!!
SABU: *gives up*

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/rvdsabu0213.jpg
RVD: THERE'S our stash, Sabu.
SABU: And there's the glass ceiling that we'll never be on top of again.
RVD: BUT THE STASH!! I NEED SOME WEED!!
SABU: GODDAMNIT, RVD, enough with the.....THAT'S WEED?! Well why didn't you say so?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/snitsky0213.jpg
RING ANNOUNCER: And, coming to the ring....whoever the hell THIS guy is?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/marcus0213.jpg
"I hope you like chocolate cock, FOOL!!"

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/ariel0213.jpg
Did I mention that I got one huge, sick-ass vampire feitish?!

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kelly0213.jpg
Can you guess which one of these two ladies is really a guy in drag?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/kellyexp0213.jpg
Last resort for these three: Showing the guys how big their vaginas are.

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LASHLEY: God, Holly, are you NOT tired of DP using gay sex jokes in these captions?!
HOLLY: Hey, it's the only way he'll actually GIVE a shit about me!
LASHLEY: Yeah, you have a point! You can't wrestle for shit!
HOLLY: W-WH-WHAAAT?!!*grabs Lashey's balls*
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[Champion of Europa]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u121/wrestlingcaptions/ecw/2007_02_13/lashhit0213.jpg

Bill Cosby was none too happy that Hardcore Holly did not want any Jello.