So I met this girl [Archive]

Theo Dious

02-28-2007, 09:29 PM

I dated a girl for three and a half years who was into wrestling and thought that Cena sucked. She fucked off and left me without a word to my face. My suggestion: masturbate until the urges go away.

Ninti the Mad

02-28-2007, 09:33 PM

Yeah, my last ex hated Cena as well.

Jura

02-28-2007, 09:45 PM

Is that your criteria for future girlfriends now? Wrestling fan + Hates John Cena? lol and boobs

Ninti the Mad

02-28-2007, 09:54 PM

Yes.

Ninti the Mad

02-28-2007, 09:54 PM

Must Love KHALI

Starring Diane Lane and John Cusack

:shifty:

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 08:06 AM

Must Love KHALI

Starring Diane Lane and John Cusack

:shifty:

Make a poster for that and take it over here:

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56377

King Steve

03-01-2007, 08:52 AM

A lot of girls I know don't even find Cena attractive at all.

03-01-2007, 08:55 AM

I've actually managed to convert my girlfriend into a wrestling fan!

She had one of those usual attitudes that girls (at least good looking ones) have towards it...

"It's childish"
"What's the point?"
"You know it's fake right?"
"It's just mindless violence!"

But, she admitted to me the other day that she was actually starting to enjoy it!!

It's akin to Hitler deciding to convert to Judaism!

Then she went and said that she liked John Cena cos "he seems like a nice guy" :( then again I don't hate him so I guess I'll let it fly and try and make her see sense somewhere down the line.

So I guess what I'm saying is...if you find a girl that you like that also likes wrestling stick with her if not (super)kick her to the curb.

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 09:10 AM

Then she went and said that she liked John Cena cos "he seems like a nice guy" :( then again I don't hate him so I guess I'll let it fly and try and make her see sense somewhere down the line.

Well I LIKE Cena, I just don't like him with the title for the better part of 2 years, I don't like his current style of push, I don't like his place as the focus of the company. He's a great guy and he has a place in the company, but it's not where he currently is.

Rammsteinmad

03-01-2007, 09:38 AM

Seems to good to be true. I'd be lucky to find any female wrestling fans around here.

Skippord

03-01-2007, 09:45 AM

She also likes Edge, Nitro, Eddie Guerrero(RIP), Stone Cold, and La Parka!
Sex her and get her to dress like La Parka

TerranRich

03-01-2007, 10:27 AM

Congratulations, Ninti! You've found the one girl on Earth who does NOT love John Cena more than chocolate.

.44 Magdalene

03-01-2007, 10:33 AM

My girlfriend dislikes John Cena and has D cups FTW

She dislikes Booker T, though, and that's no good.

Ninti the Mad

03-01-2007, 11:07 AM

Make a poster for that and take it over here:

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56377

funny thread

I dont have photoshop so if someone wants to do it... that would be cool.

Ninti the Mad

03-01-2007, 11:08 AM

Sex her and get her to dress like La Parka

sexy

I'll spank her with a chair.

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 11:10 AM

My girlfriend dislikes John Cena and has D cups FTW
She dislikes Booker T, though, and that's no good.

She got a problem with the black man?!?!

Ninti the Mad

03-01-2007, 11:14 AM

My girlfriend dislikes John Cena and has D cups FTW

She dislikes Booker T, though, and that's no good.

Hah. This girl thinks Booker T is hilarious.

03-01-2007, 12:03 PM

Seems to good to be true. I'd be lucky to find any female wrestling fans around here.
Then do what I did...convert them.

Here's how you do it:

1) Fnd a hot girl that you like
2) Start going out with her
3) After a year or so finally admit to being a wrestling fan
4) Put up with her criticizing wrestling/you everytime you have it on
5) Persevere through all the "You're so sad" and "Are like 10 years old?" comments, continuing to watch wrestling whilst she's around
6) Eventually she'll start seeing things your way (or dump you)

Hold on!

Forget all that!

I just realised how I did it!

Most the time when I watch wrestling it's late at night and she used to go to sleep. It's subconscious conditioning!!

Try it!

Outsider

03-01-2007, 12:28 PM

My g/f watches wrestling with me sometimes (not by choice). Best thing she said yet was while watching TNA:

"This ones not as good as the other one."

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 01:00 PM

My g/f watches wrestling with me sometimes (not by choice).

What, are you tying her up and making her? I never thought of that.

Best thing she said yet was while watching TNA:

"This ones not as good as the other one."

Isn't that the same thing that Vince said about TNA?

TerranRich

03-01-2007, 02:25 PM

I got my wife into wrestling...and Star Trek: Voyager as well. Soon, I'll get her "into" buttsex and three-ways.

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 02:47 PM

Wouldn't the whole notion of buttsex be more a matter of you getting yourself into youALLAYALALLAYALAAYALALALLALALALALAAAAAA!

Wow, sometimes being Hassan'd is a good thing.

Stickman

03-01-2007, 02:53 PM

My gf hates wrestling and loves Cena. WHy am i with her

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 03:01 PM

My gf hates wrestling and loves Cena. WHy am i with her

I must assume she provides you with satisfactory physical compensations and that you are unsure of your ability to adequately replace that.

TerranRich

03-01-2007, 03:10 PM

LMAO ^

Yeah, I was just kidding above. She's already into buttsex...but not three-ways. Go fig.

And I do the Hassaning around here, boy!

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 03:12 PM

Is she "into" it, or does she "allow" it? And do you realize that you just called a black man "boy?"

Ninti the Mad

03-01-2007, 03:26 PM

You aint my boy?

Xero

03-01-2007, 03:27 PM

Is she a smark?

Are there such things as female smarks?

(Or smarts for that matter...)

Ninti the Mad

03-01-2007, 03:30 PM

She is not part of the internet wrestling community.

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 03:31 PM

You aint my boy?

I may be yours, but definitely not his. :mad:

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 03:33 PM

Is she a smark?

Are there such things as female smarks?

(Or smarts for that matter...)

Female smarks are generally referred to as groupies, or lesbians.

Xero

03-01-2007, 03:36 PM

Female smarks are generally referred to as groupies, or lesbians.
So where would Chyna land in that gamut?

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 03:38 PM

Be real, we all know that Chyna is a man.

TerranRich

03-01-2007, 08:29 PM

DarthTedious is black? Where was that established in TPWW canon?

Nah, j/k didn't mean any racism or anything. I was just saying, I do the Hassaning around here. Don't make me do it. Srsly

Theo Dious

03-01-2007, 10:58 PM

Established? Well, I'ev only really been posting for a few days due to extreme boredom at work... so I guess we're establishing it now. And given that I have a huge sense of humor about everything down to race, nobody needs to worry about offending anyone. But I do like to respond with sarcastic knee-jerk reactions to things like people using words like "boy" who obviously aren't being racist (I do it all the time to watch people refuse to believe they heard it.)
Fun fact: I'm actually 15/16ths black and 1/16th white.

Ninti the Mad

03-02-2007, 12:48 AM

cracker!

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

03-02-2007, 01:04 AM

My girlfriend likes wrestling and John Cena.

She can often be heard saying:

'You can't see me.'

'Everybody listen... Ha-Ha... To me!'

'WOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

'HOO-RA!'

Shaggy

03-02-2007, 01:11 AM

Back in highschool I got this girl I used to hang out with into wrestling. This was back before the Cena era.... She liked Billy Kidman, Jeff Hardy and Evan Karagious....hmmm...I wonder what happened to Evan Karagious

Jeritron

03-02-2007, 03:13 AM

My girlfriend dislikes John Cena and has D cups FTW

She dislikes Booker T, though, and that's no good.

everyone thats not a wrestling fan and/or black, seems to dislike Booker T. From my experience. They find him "boring" and say "he sucks"

The One

03-02-2007, 03:27 AM

I remember this girl back in High School who LOVED Kevin Nash...I wonder what ever happened to her?

Theo Dious

03-02-2007, 07:38 AM

I remember this girl back in High School who LOVED Kevin Nash...I wonder what ever happened to her?

She was last seen portraying Shelton Benjamin's Momma on Raw.

King Steve

03-02-2007, 09:31 AM

everyone thats not a wrestling fan and/or black, seems to dislike Booker T. From my experience. They find him "boring" and say "he sucks"
I've always like Booker T but I can't stand this king gimmick. It grew on me for a while but I still don't like it and I wish he had gotten his title run without it.

Jeritron

03-02-2007, 09:38 AM

I'm just glad he got a title run. The King gimmick is very cheesy and reminiscent of something from the midcard in the early 90s. Nonetheless, Booker lent credibility and comedy to it and it was pretty entertaining as well as being a solid heel champion in the main event. At times he was rofl.

Either way, now that he's not champion and the KOTR tournament was a year ago I say its time to move on with him. It'd be great to see him turn face by something big happening, and him being like "tell me, you didn't just say that" and dropping the olde english.
Then perhaps he could get another push as regular Booker T.
Now, Can you dig THAT, sucka?

Jura

03-02-2007, 09:39 AM

What is 2+2 Booker T? It's Thomas Jefferson Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Theo Dious

03-02-2007, 09:54 AM

[QUOTE=Jeritron]The King gimmick is very cheesy and reminiscent of something from the midcard in the early 90s.[QUOTE]

Hey, Jerry Lawler, Harley Race, Randy Savage, and Owen Hart all did a lot for themselves with the whole "King" gimmick. Booker is actually doing it so well that I wonder what'll become of him when it's time for a new KOTR tournament.

King Steve

03-02-2007, 09:55 AM

Don't forget King Mabel. I seriously don't like Booker as king though, I'd much rather him just be Booker T again.

Jeritron

03-02-2007, 10:06 AM

[quote=Jeritron]The King gimmick is very cheesy and reminiscent of something from the midcard in the early 90s.[quote]

Hey, Jerry Lawler, Harley Race, Randy Savage, and Owen Hart all did a lot for themselves with the whole "King" gimmick. Booker is actually doing it so well that I wonder what'll become of him when it's time for a new KOTR tournament.

yea, all of those were early 90s or earlier. King Kurt did it too, but it was only for small jokes and to garner a little heat.
In any case, none of them did it in the manner of King Booker. He took it to an extreme.

Jeritron

03-02-2007, 10:08 AM

great use of quotes teedious, fucked up so badly it even carried over into my post haha

King Steve

03-02-2007, 10:09 AM

It seems to do that whenever someone deletes part of the quote in it for some reason.

Theo Dious

03-02-2007, 10:13 AM

Which is cool, really, because he's doing a similar thing in a recently-unused tradition. The others didn't speak in the same way, or have an Englishman demanding that the crowds pay him homage, or an Irishman for an enforcer, and only one had a queen. You wouldn't have bought that stuff from most of those guys, but Booker T has already been established as a guy who can be a little goofy and will still be taken seriously by most people. Hell if GI Bro didn't kill him, delusions of monarchy certainly won't.

.44 Magdalene

03-02-2007, 04:24 PM

I like the King gimmick. I think it's funny as hell, but I can see where other people are coming from.

King Steve

03-02-2007, 04:34 PM

I call gimmick infringement. :mad:

Jeritron

03-02-2007, 08:39 PM

I like the King gimmick. I think it's funny as hell, but I can see where other people are coming from.

I liked it too. It was great. I just feel that its starting to get old. A thing like that runs its course, and since it's going on a year, I think it's time to drop it. It just doesn't work as well when he's not champion.

YOUR Hero

03-02-2007, 08:57 PM

I found out she actually watches wrestling and she hates John Cena.

is... this feeling... love? :'(

She has most likely been stalking you for many years and has built up a data base on your likes/dislkes.
She wants to wear your skin.. not in the ";naughty:" way either.

sup?