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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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I found out she actually watches wrestling and she hates John Cena.
is... this feeling... love?
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Boss
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I only know women who never watch wrestling and yet somehow all know and love John Cena... :-/
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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She also likes Edge, Nitro, Eddie Guerrero(RIP), Stone Cold, and La Parka!
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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If she could be brainwashed to like KHALI, I would ask her to marry me.
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Mad
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She is prob a dude in disguise. Too good to be true.
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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b3wbZ
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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I dated a girl for three and a half years who was into wrestling and thought that Cena sucked. She fucked off and left me without a word to my face. My suggestion: masturbate until the urges go away.
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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Yeah, my last ex hated Cena as well.
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Is that your criteria for future girlfriends now? Wrestling fan + Hates John Cena? lol and boobs
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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Yes.
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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Must Love KHALI
Starring Diane Lane and John Cusack
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Quote:
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Guest
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A lot of girls I know don't even find Cena attractive at all.
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Feeling Oof-y
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I've actually managed to convert my girlfriend into a wrestling fan!
She had one of those usual attitudes that girls (at least good looking ones) have towards it... "It's childish" "What's the point?" "You know it's fake right?" "It's just mindless violence!" But, she admitted to me the other day that she was actually starting to enjoy it!! It's akin to Hitler deciding to convert to Judaism! Then she went and said that she liked John Cena cos "he seems like a nice guy" then again I don't hate him so I guess I'll let it fly and try and make her see sense somewhere down the line.So I guess what I'm saying is...if you find a girl that you like that also likes wrestling stick with her if not (super)kick her to the curb. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Seems to good to be true. I'd be lucky to find any female wrestling fans around here.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Congratulations, Ninti! You've found the one girl on Earth who does NOT love John Cena more than chocolate.
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Smitten for Kittens
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My girlfriend dislikes John Cena and has D cups FTW
She dislikes Booker T, though, and that's no good. |
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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funny thread I dont have photoshop so if someone wants to do it... that would be cool. |
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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sexy I'll spank her with a chair. |
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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Hah. This girl thinks Booker T is hilarious. |
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Feeling Oof-y
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Here's how you do it: 1) Fnd a hot girl that you like 2) Start going out with her 3) After a year or so finally admit to being a wrestling fan 4) Put up with her criticizing wrestling/you everytime you have it on 5) Persevere through all the "You're so sad" and "Are like 10 years old?" comments, continuing to watch wrestling whilst she's around 6) Eventually she'll start seeing things your way (or dump you) Hold on! Forget all that! I just realised how I did it! Most the time when I watch wrestling it's late at night and she used to go to sleep. It's subconscious conditioning!! Try it! |
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Just Some Guy
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My g/f watches wrestling with me sometimes (not by choice). Best thing she said yet was while watching TNA:
"This ones not as good as the other one." |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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I got my wife into wrestling...and Star Trek: Voyager as well. Soon, I'll get her "into" buttsex and three-ways.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Wouldn't the whole notion of buttsex be more a matter of you getting yourself into youALLAYALALLAYALAAYALALALLALALALALAAAAAA!
Wow, sometimes being Hassan'd is a good thing. |
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Stickman
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My gf hates wrestling and loves Cena. WHy am i with her
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Herp a derp, and so on
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LMAO ^
Yeah, I was just kidding above. She's already into buttsex...but not three-ways. Go fig. And I do the Hassaning around here, boy! |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Is she "into" it, or does she "allow" it? And do you realize that you just called a black man "boy?"
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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You aint my boy?
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He's Here
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Is she a smark?
Are there such things as female smarks? (Or smarts for that matter...) |
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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She is not part of the internet wrestling community.
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He's Here
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Be real, we all know that Chyna is a man.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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DarthTedious is black? Where was that established in TPWW canon?
Nah, j/k didn't mean any racism or anything. I was just saying, I do the Hassaning around here. Don't make me do it. Srsly |
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