So I met this girl
 

I found out she actually watches wrestling and she hates John Cena.


is... this feeling... love? :'(

I only know women who never watch wrestling and yet somehow all know and love John Cena... :-/

She also likes Edge, Nitro, Eddie Guerrero(RIP), Stone Cold, and La Parka!

If she could be brainwashed to like KHALI, I would ask her to marry me.

She is prob a dude in disguise. Too good to be true.

b3wbZ

I dated a girl for three and a half years who was into wrestling and thought that Cena sucked. She fucked off and left me without a word to my face. My suggestion: masturbate until the urges go away.

Yeah, my last ex hated Cena as well.

Is that your criteria for future girlfriends now? Wrestling fan + Hates John Cena? lol and boobs

Yes.

Must Love KHALI

Starring Diane Lane and John Cusack

:shifty:

Make a poster for that and take it over here:

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56377

A lot of girls I know don't even find Cena attractive at all.

I've actually managed to convert my girlfriend into a wrestling fan!

She had one of those usual attitudes that girls (at least good looking ones) have towards it...

"It's childish"
"What's the point?"
"You know it's fake right?"
"It's just mindless violence!"

But, she admitted to me the other day that she was actually starting to enjoy it!!

It's akin to Hitler deciding to convert to Judaism!

Then she went and said that she liked John Cena cos "he seems like a nice guy" :( then again I don't hate him so I guess I'll let it fly and try and make her see sense somewhere down the line.

So I guess what I'm saying is...if you find a girl that you like that also likes wrestling stick with her if not (super)kick her to the curb.

Well I LIKE Cena, I just don't like him with the title for the better part of 2 years, I don't like his current style of push, I don't like his place as the focus of the company. He's a great guy and he has a place in the company, but it's not where he currently is.

Seems to good to be true. I'd be lucky to find any female wrestling fans around here.

Sex her and get her to dress like La Parka

Congratulations, Ninti! You've found the one girl on Earth who does NOT love John Cena more than chocolate.

My girlfriend dislikes John Cena and has D cups FTW











She dislikes Booker T, though, and that's no good.

funny thread

I dont have photoshop so if someone wants to do it... that would be cool.

sexy

I'll spank her with a chair.

She got a problem with the black man?!?!

Hah. This girl thinks Booker T is hilarious.

Then do what I did...convert them.

Here's how you do it:

1) Fnd a hot girl that you like
2) Start going out with her
3) After a year or so finally admit to being a wrestling fan
4) Put up with her criticizing wrestling/you everytime you have it on
5) Persevere through all the "You're so sad" and "Are like 10 years old?" comments, continuing to watch wrestling whilst she's around
6) Eventually she'll start seeing things your way (or dump you)


Hold on!

Forget all that!

I just realised how I did it!

Most the time when I watch wrestling it's late at night and she used to go to sleep. It's subconscious conditioning!!

Try it!

What, are you tying her up and making her? I never thought of that.

Isn't that the same thing that Vince said about TNA?

I got my wife into wrestling...and Star Trek: Voyager as well. Soon, I'll get her "into" buttsex and three-ways.

Wouldn't the whole notion of buttsex be more a matter of you getting yourself into youALLAYALALLAYALAAYALALALLALALALALAAAAAA!

Wow, sometimes being Hassan'd is a good thing.

My gf hates wrestling and loves Cena. WHy am i with her

I must assume she provides you with satisfactory physical compensations and that you are unsure of your ability to adequately replace that.

LMAO ^

Yeah, I was just kidding above. She's already into buttsex...but not three-ways. Go fig.

And I do the Hassaning around here, boy!

Is she "into" it, or does she "allow" it? And do you realize that you just called a black man "boy?"

You aint my boy?

Is she a smark?

Are there such things as female smarks?

(Or smarts for that matter...)

She is not part of the internet wrestling community.

I may be yours, but definitely not his. :mad:

Female smarks are generally referred to as groupies, or lesbians.

So where would Chyna land in that gamut?

Be real, we all know that Chyna is a man.

DarthTedious is black? Where was that established in TPWW canon?

Nah, j/k didn't mean any racism or anything. I was just saying, I do the Hassaning around here. Don't make me do it. Srsly