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Mr. Nerfect
03-01-2007, 04:12 PM
I lifted this from Rajah, but it originally came from the Wrestling Observer:

Due to her Playboy cover, WWE is attempting to market Ashley Massaro as the new face of WWE women's wrestling. The best person for Ashley to work with is Melina because she's got a strong heel personality, thus meaning that Mickie James will be left out in the cold for the next month or so while they build towards WrestleMania. Melina was given the title on 2/19 over Mickie James so that Ashley could feud with her. Ashley and Melina will be having a match at WrestleMania and there is a very good chance that Ashley will be walking out with the Women's Championship.

At the No Way Out pay-per-view, WWE didn't bother to do a fan reaction to decide who the winner would be for the Diva Talent Invitational because they feared that the crowd wouldn't react as the company wanted. So they just declared Ashley Massaro as the winner.

JBL doesn't like SmackDown referees Charles Robinson and Chris Kay. In Robinson's case, he doesn't drink alcohol, so that automatically puts him on JBL's bad side.

I don't know why, these stories just bring a tinge of warmth to my heart. I knew Chris Kay would be one of the refs JBL didn't like. I don't know what it is, I just can't see JBL liking the little guy who was training to be a wrestler, but then became a referee.

JBL's reason for hating Little Naitch is pretty funny. "I don't care if your wife battled cancer and you now want to live life to the fullest, if you don't drink alcohol you're a pussy!" JBL will always be the man for his commentary, but I'm not sure if he's a guy I would like to share an apartment building with. Especially when it came to paying the rent and shower time.

(To The One: This isn't a pay-out on JBL, he's the best commentator the WWE has probably ever had, in my opinion, I just find his hard-assness funny. Please do not hate me. :'()

Ashley Massaro as Women's Champion is something that doesn't surprise me. She's improved in the ring, but I don't know if I'd call her the "new face of women's wrestling". She's definitely better served to the Playboy Women's Title push than a Chisty Hemme, though. If she does turn out to be a great wrestler, though, I could see her being money for the WWE.

One lady I think people should watch out for, is Shantelle Taylor. If anyone is the "next Trish Stratus", it is her. She's even from Toronto. She's hot, she can wrestle. A division with her, Massaro, Mickie James, Victoria, Melina, Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Trinity, Kristal Marshall and Nattie Neidhart would kick some major ass.
Anybody Thrilla
03-01-2007, 04:35 PM
None of that made me tingle.
St. Jimmy
03-01-2007, 04:36 PM
I love JBL. "WHAT, YOU DON'T DRINK. YOU SISSYQUEER. DRINK! DRINK DAMN YOU! DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN THE SHOWER SOBER!"
Blitz
03-01-2007, 04:37 PM
Yeah, we all know Melina can play a stronger heel than Mickie :roll:
Anybody Thrilla
03-01-2007, 04:48 PM
Well, Mickie's not a heel right now, is she?
Blitz
03-01-2007, 04:50 PM
They could easily turn her.
King Steve
03-01-2007, 05:00 PM
Melina is gonna improve a lot. I kind of see her as the next Trish and she CAN play a strong heel.
Shadow
03-01-2007, 05:12 PM
Oh those wacky WWE guys.

What will they do next? Pipe in crowd noise?
Ninti the Mad
03-01-2007, 05:13 PM
This is what I despise about the current product.

Oh, lets get whoever has the most media exposure and give them everything regardless of talent so we can make even more money at the expense of quality programming.
Anybody Thrilla
03-01-2007, 05:30 PM
They could easily turn her.

She's hasn't even been a face for that long. That'd be dumb.
KingofOldSchool
03-01-2007, 05:48 PM
Ashley should no where near be Women's Champion. Especially if it mean jobbing Mickie out like that.
The One
03-01-2007, 06:07 PM
People who don't drink are pussies. It's unAmerican. It makes us look like a bunch of diet coke drinkers to the rest of the world. He's embarassing the entire American Professional Wrestling scene.
The One
03-01-2007, 06:10 PM
And Chris Key is just too pansy ass to make it as a wrestler so he decided to ref. Got no love for him either.

Hail JBL! He is always right.
DAMN iNATOR
03-01-2007, 06:11 PM
Oh those wacky WWE guys.

What will they do next? Pipe in crowd noise?

I wouldn't be surprised if they invented something to keep from running 2 hours or 1 hour on RAW, SmackDown! and ECW straight. Prolly call it a "commercial" or something and bore us with 2 minutes of "movie ads" "subway ads" and some kind of self promoting crap...yes they are too zany...:D
King Steve
03-01-2007, 06:11 PM
I wonder how JBL feels about CM Punk.
Destor
03-01-2007, 06:12 PM
And Chris Key is just too pansy ass to make it as a wrestler so he decided to ref. Got no love for him either.

Hail JBL! He is always right.Yeah I'd give him flack too. I see that all time, ya know. Like some kid will come in to train with stars in his eyes and then three mothes later he's 'decided' he likes to referee. Yeah. Pussy.
James Steele
03-01-2007, 06:13 PM
FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS!
The One
03-01-2007, 06:29 PM
Yeah I'd give him flack too. I see that all time, ya know. Like some kid will come in to train with stars in his eyes and then three mothes later he's 'decided' he likes to referee. Yeah. Pussy.

I knew this one ref who came in to train but ended up going the other way who was actually kind of cool. He was 5'3" and simply could not get the strength to perform moves safely, so Todd (one of or main trainers) took him aside to really just layed it out to him. He took the news kind of well and went on to do some interviews and a little commentary as well. Not a bad guy, just too fucking small and not athletic enough. The good thing as it turned out was that he took bumps BEAUTIFULLY...so he got toyed around on alot.
Destor
03-01-2007, 06:35 PM
That's pretty cool really. Although, I'd still label him as a pussy. If someone told me I was to weak to do something you better bet your ass I'd amend that issue and prove him wrong. But that fact he was willing to bump is great, I hate refs that want to Hogan bump. Generally refs are tiny, if a big ass wrestler runs them over they should smack that mat. But I guess if they were tougher they'd be wrestlers...
TerranRich
03-01-2007, 08:27 PM
JBL is a douche. True story.
Mr. JL
03-01-2007, 08:29 PM
Didn't Charles Robinson's wife die?
TerranRich
03-01-2007, 09:41 PM
T1VO, despite what you want to believe (last rep), JBL is, in fact, a douche. An alcoholic douche, in fact. An alcoholic, idiotic douche. True story.
Theo Dious
03-01-2007, 11:08 PM
This isn't a pay-out on JBL, he's the best commentator the WWE has probably ever had, in my opinion

JBL is the best color man in the business today, and the best heel commentator in years, but it's a bit of an insult to both the living (Bobby Heenan) and the dead (Gorilla Monsoon) to call him the best they've ever had.

Ashley should no where near be Women's Champion. Especially if it mean jobbing Mickie out like that.

Didn't Melina just become Women's Champ?
311
03-01-2007, 11:10 PM
I'll be seriously disappointed if I don't get to stare at Mickie James as often.
Theo Dious
03-01-2007, 11:10 PM
FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS!

FUCK HIM IN THE ASSHOLE WITH A BIG RUBBER DICK!
--George Carlin
FourFifty
03-01-2007, 11:22 PM
I'll be seriously disappointed if I don't get to stare at Mickie James as often.

Same here.......:(
TerranRich
03-02-2007, 12:29 AM
LMAO, T1VO keeps neg-repping me. It's hilarious.

JBL is a washed-up has-been who still thinks he's in high school and has the mentality of a 16-year-old jock. He should be put out to pasture and shot.
The One
03-02-2007, 12:34 AM
Terran, what are you going for the record here? FourFifty already has 8 neg reps from me, are you trying to beat him or something?

P.S. I need to spread some rep around, but don't worry, I'll get to you. :D
Corkscrewed
03-02-2007, 03:11 AM
Eh, just more proof that the WWE's fucked up. JBL's always been an ass hole as a person. He's hilarious as a commentator, but he's obviously a pretty fucked up individual.

Ashley vs Melina for the Women's Championship? *sigh* Poor Mickie James and Victoria.
Theo Dious
03-02-2007, 07:42 AM
Ashley vs Melina for the Women's Championship? *sigh* Poor Mickie James and Victoria.

And from somewhere over the horizon, the anguished cry of Trish Stratus:

"Dear God, what have I done?!?!"
RP
03-02-2007, 07:48 AM
Am i in the minority when i say I think Ashley isnt that pretty at all?
RP
03-02-2007, 07:49 AM
or am i a homo?
ddpBANG
03-02-2007, 08:15 AM
She's definitely getting uglier.
ddpBANG
03-02-2007, 08:16 AM
Shinier too.
King Steve
03-02-2007, 09:27 AM
T1VO, despite what you want to believe (last rep), JBL is, in fact, a douche. An alcoholic douche, in fact. An alcoholic, idiotic douche. True story.
That may be true but he's still entertaining and plays a excellent heel. Not to mention, he's the best commentator in WWE altgether right now. I never cared for his in-ring work or anything about him really until he became JBL though. The APA was ok for a while but he still bored me until he became JBL.
TerranRich
03-02-2007, 11:19 AM
T1VO, I'm only messing with ya. ;) I actually like JBL, I think he's one of the best commentators to come around in a long time. He's refreshing and and makes Smackdown worth watching. I was just provoking you to get a reaction out of you.

Your fanboyism of JBL aside, the "douche" comment was directed solely at the fact that his off-air actions leave much to be desired.
Theo Dious
03-02-2007, 11:31 AM
Has JBL actually done anything crappy lately? I mean ok, he doesn't like a couple refs, but it's not like he's targeting them for anything particular, is it? I was just under the impression that he's been pretty much behaving himself since he took the microphone.
King Steve
03-02-2007, 11:34 AM
The last thing I recall was the incident that made Tully Blanchard quit.
Theo Dious
03-02-2007, 11:36 AM
I am unaware of this incident, may I request illumination?
TerranRich
03-02-2007, 11:45 AM
Nah I was just basing it on the news item above, where he dislikes a ref simply because he's chosen not to drink alcohol, and for his past indiscretions, like anal shower rape and whatnot.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4540/90484370qe8.jpg
I'M GONNA RAPE YOU IN THE ASS, BOY!!!!
Destor
03-02-2007, 05:13 PM
Nah I was just basing it on the news item above, where he dislikes a ref simply because he's chosen not to drink alcohol, and for his past indiscretions, like anal shower rape and whatnot.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4540/90484370qe8.jpg
I'M GONNA RAPE YOU IN THE ASS, BOY!!!!I highly doubt he dislikes him. I'd bet he just gives him shit for it. Ribbing it you will. Or giving him a hard time. I'd be hard pressed to think he actually gives a shit.
Xero
03-02-2007, 05:20 PM
Ribbing it, you will. In the ass, I will rape.
Destor
03-02-2007, 05:39 PM
You like my typing eh Xero? I could teach you how master the art bad-typing. Few have matered this skill. But Xero, you could. With my help.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/184088/2/istockphoto_184088_take_my_hand.jpg

Take my hand.
Xero
03-02-2007, 05:42 PM
You may have mastered it, bt i prf3td et 2 teh mun122!14
Destor
03-02-2007, 05:44 PM
If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could have possibly imagined.
King Steve
03-02-2007, 05:50 PM
teertskeegehtetep. How's that for terrible typing?
Xero
03-02-2007, 06:52 PM
If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could have possibly imagined.
Yeah? Well, you strike ME down and THIS happens to YOU.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/khalality.gif

So watch your back.
Skippord
03-03-2007, 03:08 AM
lol JBL is such a cock
Skippord
03-03-2007, 03:09 AM
I highly doubt he dislikes him. I'd bet he just gives him shit for it. Ribbing it you will. Or giving him a hard time. I'd be hard pressed to think he actually gives a shit.
He'd like to give them a hard time

in the ass
Mr. Nerfect
03-03-2007, 03:46 AM
That Khal-ality thing is perhaps the greatest thing I have ever seen. If the WWE actually took such a badass/dorkish approach to a character like Shao Khal, it would make them rich, rich bastards (moreso).
AdrianM
03-04-2007, 11:00 AM
Am i in the minority when i say I think Ashley isnt that pretty at all?

She's nothing special at all. I really dislike her tits, they're big (as in they go out a long way), but they're small at the same time...I dunno!
and they're too shinny (sp?0

I'm a mickie James and Jillian Hall myself
TerranRich
03-04-2007, 06:40 PM
Wait...you can't spell "shiny"? You're not a native English speaker, I'm guessing. And yeah, Ashley has WEIRD looking titties.

I love Mickie James. I want her. Now.

http://www.wwedivaspictures.com/images/mickie_james/bio1.jpg
TerranRich
03-04-2007, 06:48 PM
JBL vs. Steve Blackman, 1999

WWF was in between shows at the local airport, and the wrestlers were waiting by the baggage collection bay and Bradshaw decided to dick about trying to push Blackman onto the moving luggage belt. Blackman turned around unflustered and planted a crescent kick flush on Bradshaw's jaw, knocking him clean out, picked up his bag and walked on. Both shook hands when it was done. UPDATE: a reader saw an interview with the Blue Meanie which says Bradshaw was pissing Blackman off, calling him allsorts of stuff. Blackman just turned around and hit him in the face and body a dozen times then went to finish him off with a kick but got his foot caught in a luggage bag. This gave the guys watching a chance to separate the two. Bradshaw apologized straight after. If only other legit tough guys would do the same to Mr Layfield. (thanks to Steven, Chris, and John)