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LMAO!
I lifted this from Rajah, but it originally came from the Wrestling Observer:
Due to her Playboy cover, WWE is attempting to market Ashley Massaro as the new face of WWE women's wrestling. The best person for Ashley to work with is Melina because she's got a strong heel personality, thus meaning that Mickie James will be left out in the cold for the next month or so while they build towards WrestleMania. Melina was given the title on 2/19 over Mickie James so that Ashley could feud with her. Ashley and Melina will be having a match at WrestleMania and there is a very good chance that Ashley will be walking out with the Women's Championship. At the No Way Out pay-per-view, WWE didn't bother to do a fan reaction to decide who the winner would be for the Diva Talent Invitational because they feared that the crowd wouldn't react as the company wanted. So they just declared Ashley Massaro as the winner. JBL doesn't like SmackDown referees Charles Robinson and Chris Kay. In Robinson's case, he doesn't drink alcohol, so that automatically puts him on JBL's bad side. I don't know why, these stories just bring a tinge of warmth to my heart. I knew Chris Kay would be one of the refs JBL didn't like. I don't know what it is, I just can't see JBL liking the little guy who was training to be a wrestler, but then became a referee. JBL's reason for hating Little Naitch is pretty funny. "I don't care if your wife battled cancer and you now want to live life to the fullest, if you don't drink alcohol you're a pussy!" JBL will always be the man for his commentary, but I'm not sure if he's a guy I would like to share an apartment building with. Especially when it came to paying the rent and shower time. (To The One: This isn't a pay-out on JBL, he's the best commentator the WWE has probably ever had, in my opinion, I just find his hard-assness funny. Please do not hate me. ![]() Ashley Massaro as Women's Champion is something that doesn't surprise me. She's improved in the ring, but I don't know if I'd call her the "new face of women's wrestling". She's definitely better served to the Playboy Women's Title push than a Chisty Hemme, though. If she does turn out to be a great wrestler, though, I could see her being money for the WWE. One lady I think people should watch out for, is Shantelle Taylor. If anyone is the "next Trish Stratus", it is her. She's even from Toronto. She's hot, she can wrestle. A division with her, Massaro, Mickie James, Victoria, Melina, Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Trinity, Kristal Marshall and Nattie Neidhart would kick some major ass. Pfft |
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Cranky Kong
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None of that made me tingle.
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Last of a Dying Forum
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I love JBL. "WHAT, YOU DON'T DRINK. YOU SISSYQUEER. DRINK! DRINK DAMN YOU! DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN THE SHOWER SOBER!"
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Yeah, we all know Melina can play a stronger heel than Mickie
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Cranky Kong
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Well, Mickie's not a heel right now, is she?
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Angel Headed Hipster
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They could easily turn her.
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Cranky Kong
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Melina is gonna improve a lot. I kind of see her as the next Trish and she CAN play a strong heel.
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#9 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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Oh those wacky WWE guys.
What will they do next? Pipe in crowd noise? |
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RIP SABU
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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This is what I despise about the current product.
Oh, lets get whoever has the most media exposure and give them everything regardless of talent so we can make even more money at the expense of quality programming. |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Ashley should no where near be Women's Champion. Especially if it mean jobbing Mickie out like that.
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I'll be seriously disappointed if I don't get to stare at Mickie James as often.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Boss
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People who don't drink are pussies. It's unAmerican. It makes us look like a bunch of diet coke drinkers to the rest of the world. He's embarassing the entire American Professional Wrestling scene.
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Boss
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And Chris Key is just too pansy ass to make it as a wrestler so he decided to ref. Got no love for him either.
Hail JBL! He is always right. |
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I am the cheese
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Boss
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I wonder how JBL feels about CM Punk.
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS!
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I am the cheese
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That's pretty cool really. Although, I'd still label him as a pussy. If someone told me I was to weak to do something you better bet your ass I'd amend that issue and prove him wrong. But that fact he was willing to bump is great, I hate refs that want to Hogan bump. Generally refs are tiny, if a big ass wrestler runs them over they should smack that mat. But I guess if they were tougher they'd be wrestlers...
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#24 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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JBL is a douche. True story.
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Didn't Charles Robinson's wife die?
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Herp a derp, and so on
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T1VO, despite what you want to believe (last rep), JBL is, in fact, a douche. An alcoholic douche, in fact. An alcoholic, idiotic douche. True story.
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#28 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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LMAO, T1VO keeps neg-repping me. It's hilarious.
JBL is a washed-up has-been who still thinks he's in high school and has the mentality of a 16-year-old jock. He should be put out to pasture and shot. |
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#29 |
Boss
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Terran, what are you going for the record here? FourFifty already has 8 neg reps from me, are you trying to beat him or something?
P.S. I need to spread some rep around, but don't worry, I'll get to you. ![]() |
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Eh, just more proof that the WWE's fucked up. JBL's always been an ass hole as a person. He's hilarious as a commentator, but he's obviously a pretty fucked up individual.
Ashley vs Melina for the Women's Championship? *sigh* Poor Mickie James and Victoria. |
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King of Love and Piss
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Am i in the minority when i say I think Ashley isnt that pretty at all?
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aka Aussie_Skier
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and they're too shinny (sp?0 I'm a mickie James and Jillian Hall myself |
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King of Love and Piss
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or am i a homo?
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90% spam
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She's definitely getting uglier.
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90% spam
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Shinier too.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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T1VO, I'm only messing with ya.
![]() Your fanboyism of JBL aside, the "douche" comment was directed solely at the fact that his off-air actions leave much to be desired. |
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Has JBL actually done anything crappy lately? I mean ok, he doesn't like a couple refs, but it's not like he's targeting them for anything particular, is it? I was just under the impression that he's been pretty much behaving himself since he took the microphone.
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The last thing I recall was the incident that made Tully Blanchard quit.
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I am unaware of this incident, may I request illumination?
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