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Xero
03-08-2007, 07:33 PM
Yeah, I know there was another thread like that, but I don't feel like bumping it. Post one liner wrestling jokes here.

What did Jeff Hardy say to The Undertaker?
"BONG?"
addy2hotty
03-08-2007, 07:36 PM
What did Khali say when offered some coffee?

RAAARRRRGGGHHHH DECAF!
Xero
03-08-2007, 07:40 PM
How do you know Great Khali has been in the refrigerator?

The handle has been half-eaten.
TerranRich
03-08-2007, 08:50 PM
Why did Matt Boone cross the road?

The REAL REASON Matt Boone CROSSED the ROAD! DETAILS INSIDE!! (CLICK HERE; DO IT NOW YOU CUNT!!!!>>>>>>>) (#)
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 09:04 PM
Who is Matt Boone? I mean I know he is the guy what reports the wrestling "news (for the lack of a better term).
Xero
03-08-2007, 09:05 PM
Well, that's who he is...
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 09:17 PM
I was thinking there was more to the story, what with the way every one mkaes fun of him all the time.
Xero
03-08-2007, 09:29 PM
Nope, just someone who steals news and puts up deceiving ads to sister websites of his own.
Xero
03-08-2007, 09:33 PM
How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

600. 1 to screw it in and 599 to chant "THIS IS AWESOME!".
The One
03-08-2007, 09:35 PM
Knock-Knoc

Who's There?

American Fans.

American F-

ALLEYAHAYLEEYAHEAALEAHHH!
The One
03-08-2007, 09:36 PM
Suddenly I feel the need to apologise for that terrible constructed joke...
Xero
03-08-2007, 09:36 PM
What did the Hulk Hogan fan say to The One?

"LOL, HOGAN RUL-... Hey, put down that baseball bat.. WAIT! NO! NOOOOO!"
addy2hotty
03-08-2007, 09:41 PM
What did the TNA fans when Lita debuted?

THIS IS WHORESOME!
The One
03-08-2007, 09:42 PM
FYI: Flair bashers get the bat, for Hogan fans I tend to just use a broken bottle and stab the fuckers to death. :)
Xero
03-08-2007, 09:43 PM
What did The Great Khali say to Albert Einstein?

RAWWWWWW! E=MC<sup>3</sup>, DIPSHIT!
Xero
03-08-2007, 09:44 PM
FYI: Flair bashers get the bat, for Hogan fans I tend to just use a broken bottle and stab the fuckers to death. :)
Do Hogan fans who hate Flair get a bat full of glass to the face?
The One
03-08-2007, 09:47 PM
Do Hogan fans who hate Flair get a bat full of glass to the face?

No, they get cactus shoved up their ass and dropped into the middle of an ocean.
addy2hotty
03-08-2007, 09:48 PM
Why did Khali cross the road?

TO EAT CHICKEN AND ALL MEN!! RAAAARRRRGGGHHH
The One
03-08-2007, 09:57 PM
What did Vladimir Kozlov order at In&Out?

Double Double Cheese.
KayfabeMan
03-08-2007, 10:24 PM
WWE
Xero
03-08-2007, 10:27 PM
WWE
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
SammyG
03-08-2007, 10:31 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mister
Mister who?
MISSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNNEEEEDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!


Who...?

..keeenneeddyyyy
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 10:51 PM
How many CZW fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The One
03-08-2007, 10:54 PM
Trick question, they use the light bulbs to smash over their heads.
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 11:00 PM
Trick question, they use the light bulbs to smash over their heads.

Correct answer is: "Fucked if I know, they won't quit smashing them over their heads."

But close enough.
Xero
03-08-2007, 11:00 PM
What is the CZW Retirement plan?

Blockbuster applications
The One
03-08-2007, 11:01 PM
That's only for the CZW legends.
Xero
03-08-2007, 11:06 PM
What is the CZW jobber retirement plan?

"Accidental" Death
The One
03-08-2007, 11:07 PM
Hey, this is random, but who was that one CZW fan, more specifically the Mondo fan. He posted a lot back in 05 or something...
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 11:08 PM
Hey, this is random, but who was that one CZW fan, more specifically the Mondo fan. He posted a lot back in 05 or something...

Derek Sabota?
Xero
03-08-2007, 11:08 PM
Sadistic is still around, posting at random times.
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 11:09 PM
How many Wrestling Society X fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The One
03-08-2007, 11:10 PM
Wouldn't WSX need a fan first before we pose this question?
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 11:12 PM
Wouldn't WSX need a fan first before we pose this question?

The correct answer is: "WSX has fans?"

Again, close enough.
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 11:15 PM
What is the difference between the grand cayon and Lita's vagina?
The One
03-08-2007, 11:21 PM
You can only tour the Grand Canyon during specific hours?
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 11:24 PM
No, it isn't a joke. Really what is the difference? They are both gaping hole that kinda smell bad but people still wanna go see.
94 SVT Cobra
03-08-2007, 11:25 PM
You can only tour the Grand Canyon during specific hours?


That, and you forgot, grand canyon tours cost money.
BigDaddyCool
03-08-2007, 11:31 PM
That, and you forgot, grand canyon tours cost money.

No, you can walk into the Crand Canyon and Lita's vag for free.
Xero
03-08-2007, 11:36 PM
One has a dusty smell and one has a musty smell?
94 SVT Cobra
03-08-2007, 11:43 PM
The grand canyons much much smaller
KayfabeMan
03-09-2007, 12:41 AM
And it tastes better.
KayfabeMan
03-09-2007, 12:41 AM
Not that I'd know, of course :shifty:
iwantviral
03-09-2007, 01:03 AM
Lita's vagina attracts a lot more tourists than Grand Canyon .
Besides being free tourist spot, it also makes tourists eligible for touring the big hole on its other side.
Corkscrewed
03-09-2007, 04:56 AM
Here's an obvious one.

What does Khali think of Edge?

He's Rated AARRRRRRRRRGGGHH!!!!
Theo Dious
03-09-2007, 09:30 AM
One has a dusty smell

Rhodes has been in Lita? Well that's everyone now.

What's the difference between John Cena and an art class full of first graders?

The first graders actually draw.
wwe is neat
03-09-2007, 12:44 PM
How does Ric Flair pick up women?
By WOOOOOing them.

Why is The Rock a movie star?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK IS A MOVIE STAR

Why did Steve Austin cross the road?
Because Stone Cold said so

How does Glen Jacobs walk?
With a Kane.
Arnold HamNegger
03-09-2007, 02:06 PM
Q- Why did Eugene cross the road?


A- Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Arnold HamNegger
03-09-2007, 02:09 PM
Q- What does J.R. call his wifes tits?


A- Slobberknockers.
Arnold HamNegger
03-09-2007, 02:16 PM
Q- Why did King cross the road?


A- Because he was trying to stick his dick in the puppies that were chasing the chicken.
Arnold HamNegger
03-09-2007, 02:18 PM
Q- Why did Owen Hart cross the road?


A- He was stuck in a blue Blazer.
Arnold HamNegger
03-09-2007, 02:21 PM
Q- Why did Kurt Angle cross the road?


A- To BREAK THE CHICKEN'S FREAKIN NECK!
Theo Dious
03-09-2007, 02:21 PM
Q - Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

A - To avoid the inevitable quad tear joke.
Theo Dious
03-09-2007, 02:22 PM
Q - Why did X-Pac cross the road?

A - Who the hell cares?
Theo Dious
03-09-2007, 02:23 PM
Q - Why did Diamond Dallas Page get hit crossing the road?

A - The driver never saw him coming.
Theo Dious
03-09-2007, 02:25 PM
Q - What do Triple H and the Teamsters have in common?

A - They never do the job.
Arnold HamNegger
03-09-2007, 02:36 PM
Q- Why did Vince cross the road?

A- He read the sign:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/jackass.jpg
ddpBANG
03-09-2007, 02:39 PM
This is the worst thread in the history of our forums. :nono:
Corkscrewed
03-09-2007, 02:43 PM
Why did The Rock cross the road?

Because--IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK CROSSED THE ROAD!!!
Anybody Thrilla
03-09-2007, 03:05 PM
Why wouldn't HBK work a program with CLB?

Because Shawn Michaels would NEVER hit a Christian.
Reggie05
03-09-2007, 03:09 PM
Who betta than Kanyon?
Arnold HamNegger
03-09-2007, 04:13 PM
Q- Why did Tony Schiavone cross the road?


A- So he could tell the chicken THIS IS THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!! :rant:


(Yeah, that joke'll put butts in the seats.)




























http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ricflair2/03.jpg
WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
KayfabeMan
03-09-2007, 07:33 PM
Where does Funaki find information about his house?

IN-DEED.

:shifty:
KayfabeMan
03-09-2007, 07:37 PM
What do they call The Hardyz, Edge, Vince McMahon and Lita?

A D D.P.

:shifty:
KayfabeMan
03-09-2007, 07:38 PM
Who shaves Stephanie McMahon's vag?

The Bushwhackers :shifty:
94 SVT Cobra
03-09-2007, 11:53 PM
Why does it look like triple H is floating from some angles?

Beacause you dont always see the glass ceiling hes standing on top of
94 SVT Cobra
03-09-2007, 11:55 PM
Why wont undertaker wrestle sid ever again?

Because hes worried about all the "shit talking" in their match.
James Steele
03-10-2007, 03:15 AM
Who sucks more than a drunk Lita?

Hulk Hogan
James Steele
03-10-2007, 03:16 AM
THE TRUTH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

R O F L
Theo Dious
03-10-2007, 08:44 AM
What's the difference between Santa Claus and wrestling?

Santa Claus is fake. :shifty:
addy2hotty
03-10-2007, 09:56 AM
Why don't deaf people bungee jump?

Because they've never heard of it.