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One Liners 2.0
Yeah, I know there was another thread like that, but I don't feel like bumping it. Post one liner wrestling jokes here.
What did Jeff Hardy say to The Undertaker? "BONG?" ![]() |
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yes. yes. yes.
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What did Khali say when offered some coffee?
RAAARRRRGGGHHHH DECAF! |
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How do you know Great Khali has been in the refrigerator?
The handle has been half-eaten. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Why did Matt Boone cross the road?
The REAL REASON Matt Boone CROSSED the ROAD! DETAILS INSIDE!! (CLICK HERE; DO IT NOW YOU CUNT!!!!>>>>>>>) |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Who is Matt Boone? I mean I know he is the guy what reports the wrestling "news (for the lack of a better term).
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Well, that's who he is...
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I was thinking there was more to the story, what with the way every one mkaes fun of him all the time.
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Nope, just someone who steals news and puts up deceiving ads to sister websites of his own.
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How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
600. 1 to screw it in and 599 to chant "THIS IS AWESOME!". |
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Boss
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Knock-Knoc
Who's There? American Fans. American F- ALLEYAHAYLEEYAHEAALEAHHH! |
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Boss
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Suddenly I feel the need to apologise for that terrible constructed joke...
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What did the Hulk Hogan fan say to The One?
"LOL, HOGAN RUL-... Hey, put down that baseball bat.. WAIT! NO! NOOOOO!" |
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yes. yes. yes.
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What did the TNA fans when Lita debuted?
THIS IS WHORESOME! |
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Boss
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FYI: Flair bashers get the bat, for Hogan fans I tend to just use a broken bottle and stab the fuckers to death.
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What did The Great Khali say to Albert Einstein?
RAWWWWWW! E=MC3, DIPSHIT! |
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Boss
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yes. yes. yes.
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Why did Khali cross the road?
TO EAT CHICKEN AND ALL MEN!! RAAAARRRRGGGHHH |
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Boss
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What did Vladimir Kozlov order at In&Out?
Double Double Cheese. |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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WWE
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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Knock knock
Who's there? Mister Mister who? MISSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNNEEEEDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY !!!! Who...? ..keeenneeddyyyy |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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How many CZW fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Boss
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Trick question, they use the light bulbs to smash over their heads.
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But close enough. |
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What is the CZW Retirement plan?
Blockbuster applications |
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Boss
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That's only for the CZW legends.
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What is the CZW jobber retirement plan?
"Accidental" Death |
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Hey, this is random, but who was that one CZW fan, more specifically the Mondo fan. He posted a lot back in 05 or something...
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Sadistic is still around, posting at random times.
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How many Wrestling Society X fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Boss
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Wouldn't WSX need a fan first before we pose this question?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Again, close enough. |
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What is the difference between the grand cayon and Lita's vagina?
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Boss
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You can only tour the Grand Canyon during specific hours?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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No, it isn't a joke. Really what is the difference? They are both gaping hole that kinda smell bad but people still wanna go see.
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Bent his wookie
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That, and you forgot, grand canyon tours cost money. |
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One has a dusty smell and one has a musty smell?
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