One Liners 2.0
 

Yeah, I know there was another thread like that, but I don't feel like bumping it. Post one liner wrestling jokes here.

What did Jeff Hardy say to The Undertaker?
"BONG?"

What did Khali say when offered some coffee?

RAAARRRRGGGHHHH DECAF!

How do you know Great Khali has been in the refrigerator?

The handle has been half-eaten.

Why did Matt Boone cross the road?

The REAL REASON Matt Boone CROSSED the ROAD! DETAILS INSIDE!! (CLICK HERE; DO IT NOW YOU CUNT!!!!>>>>>>>)

Who is Matt Boone? I mean I know he is the guy what reports the wrestling "news (for the lack of a better term).

Well, that's who he is...

I was thinking there was more to the story, what with the way every one mkaes fun of him all the time.

Nope, just someone who steals news and puts up deceiving ads to sister websites of his own.

How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

600. 1 to screw it in and 599 to chant "THIS IS AWESOME!".

Knock-Knoc

Who's There?

American Fans.

American F-

ALLEYAHAYLEEYAHEAALEAHHH!

Suddenly I feel the need to apologise for that terrible constructed joke...

What did the Hulk Hogan fan say to The One?

"LOL, HOGAN RUL-... Hey, put down that baseball bat.. WAIT! NO! NOOOOO!"

What did the TNA fans when Lita debuted?

THIS IS WHORESOME!

FYI: Flair bashers get the bat, for Hogan fans I tend to just use a broken bottle and stab the fuckers to death. :)

What did The Great Khali say to Albert Einstein?

RAWWWWWW! E=MC³, DIPSHIT!

Do Hogan fans who hate Flair get a bat full of glass to the face?

No, they get cactus shoved up their ass and dropped into the middle of an ocean.

Why did Khali cross the road?

TO EAT CHICKEN AND ALL MEN!! RAAAARRRRGGGHHH

What did Vladimir Kozlov order at In&Out?

Double Double Cheese.

WWE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mister
Mister who?
MISSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KENNNEEEEDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!


Who...?

..keeenneeddyyyy

How many CZW fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question, they use the light bulbs to smash over their heads.

Correct answer is: "Fucked if I know, they won't quit smashing them over their heads."

But close enough.

What is the CZW Retirement plan?

Blockbuster applications

That's only for the CZW legends.

What is the CZW jobber retirement plan?

"Accidental" Death

Hey, this is random, but who was that one CZW fan, more specifically the Mondo fan. He posted a lot back in 05 or something...

Derek Sabota?

Sadistic is still around, posting at random times.

How many Wrestling Society X fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wouldn't WSX need a fan first before we pose this question?

The correct answer is: "WSX has fans?"

Again, close enough.

What is the difference between the grand cayon and Lita's vagina?

You can only tour the Grand Canyon during specific hours?

No, it isn't a joke. Really what is the difference? They are both gaping hole that kinda smell bad but people still wanna go see.

That, and you forgot, grand canyon tours cost money.

No, you can walk into the Crand Canyon and Lita's vag for free.

One has a dusty smell and one has a musty smell?