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NeanderCarl
03-10-2007, 12:30 AM
For my fellow Dwarfers, the quote game. A poster writes a quote from Red Dwarf, and the other posters have to guess:

i) which character(s) said it
ii) which episode

Whoever gets it right gives the next quote. Easy one to start....

"Oh my God, my name's Billy Doyle and my cologne is L'eau de Yak Urine".
Drakul
03-10-2007, 12:32 AM
Rimmer in "Back to Reality"

Do I wait until you say I'm right then post a quote or do I just go on ahead with it?
Drakul
03-10-2007, 01:06 AM
Well, I waited a while and I know I'm right so I'll just go on ahead.

"S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, you know I need it!... S-E-X, I think I found it!"
NeanderCarl
03-10-2007, 01:13 AM
Gotta be Cat.... probably series 1 or 2... I'm stumped for the episode though.

And you were right with the Rimmer line, by the way (as you know).
Drakul
03-10-2007, 01:15 AM
Will I tell you the episode title or do you want to guess?
You have the series and character right though.
Destor
03-10-2007, 01:52 AM
Red Dwarf?
NeanderCarl
03-10-2007, 01:53 AM
Is it Stasis Leak?
Downunder
03-10-2007, 05:05 AM
Red Dwarf?

A very funny sci-fi comedy from the UK
Drakul
03-10-2007, 06:39 AM
Is it Stasis Leak?
Nope, it was Confidence and Paranoia.

Here is another one:

"Are you ok?"

"Well, sir, I have a medium sized axe buried in my spine. Thats enough to really put a crimp on your day."
NeanderCarl
03-10-2007, 10:41 AM
Lister and Kryten, Series 5....

I'm thinking The Inquisitor?
NeanderCarl
03-10-2007, 10:41 AM
No, no.... Demons and Angels.
Drakul
03-11-2007, 12:25 AM
Neither of those but you got the characters right. It was in the episode "Holovirus".

I'll do a third and easier one.

"I don't beileve anyone would go fishing where they know they're are no fish."

"I used to do it all the time back home. Go to the canal, they're where never any fish in there. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I got a 2 pound black rib nobbler, it was about this size!"
tucsonspeed6
03-11-2007, 12:02 PM
The second guy's Lister. I'm assuming the first is Rimmer. I remember the line, but can't remember the ep. I'm guessing it's from one of the first two seasons.
Tornado
03-11-2007, 01:58 PM
Lister and Rimmer, Season 4, Dimension Jump?
NeanderCarl
03-11-2007, 02:22 PM
Neither of those but you got the characters right. It was in the episode "Holovirus".

I'll do a third and easier one.

"I don't beileve anyone would go fishing where they know they're are no fish."

"I used to do it all the time back home. Go to the canal, they're where never any fish in there. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I got a 2 pound black rib nobbler, it was about this size!"

There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.
Tornado
03-11-2007, 02:36 PM
5:58pm
Lister and Rimmer, Season 4, Dimension Jump?


6:22pm
There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.


:D:D
NeanderCarl
03-11-2007, 06:18 PM
:lol: Didn't notice your reply there.

I was too eager to point out that there was no Holovirus episode to read beyond that post.
Drakul
03-11-2007, 11:43 PM
There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.
Oh, I meant "Quarantine", I'm not sure why I typed Holovirus. Maybe it's because thats what the episodes about.

Yeah Tornedo was right about the other quote.
NeanderCarl
03-12-2007, 02:03 AM
Ah Quarantine! Mr. Flibble is very cross!
NeanderCarl
03-12-2007, 02:05 AM
I got one. Character and episode please.

"You make love like a Japanese meal. Small portions... but so many courses."
Drakul
03-12-2007, 08:32 AM
Holoship and it's the female crew member that sleeps with Rimmer. A name escapes me right now since I'm in college.
NeanderCarl
03-12-2007, 12:54 PM
Yeah, you're right. And it was Nirvana Crane.
NeanderCarl
03-12-2007, 12:55 PM
Okay, then...

"I've lost me pea. Oh, that's it, I've cracked."
YOUR Hero
03-12-2007, 08:42 PM
i HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SHOW IN YEARS. aT THE TIME IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.
Drakul
03-12-2007, 11:33 PM
Okay, then...

"I've lost me pea. Oh, that's it, I've cracked."
It was Lister and the episode was Queeg.
NeanderCarl
03-13-2007, 01:02 AM
Spot on. Mine are obviously too easy for you.
NeanderCarl
03-13-2007, 01:03 AM
"Do you mind? This is the Annual General Meeting of the Agoraphobics Society".
Drakul
03-13-2007, 03:07 AM
"Do you mind? This is the Annual General Meeting of the Agoraphobics Society".
Lister in Stasis Leak.

Here's one for you.

"I've just been molested by Tutankhamuns horny grandma!!"

I'd be surprised if you got this because I'm not sure if its too difficult or not.

Edit: 2,500 posts ^_^
Impeccable
03-13-2007, 12:48 PM
Epideme
Drakul
03-14-2007, 12:35 AM
Epideme
Yeah but who said it?
NeanderCarl
03-14-2007, 07:47 PM
Lister said it in Epideme, after being attacked by Caroline Carmen.
Drakul
03-14-2007, 11:42 PM
Lister said it in Epideme, after being attacked by Caroline Carmen.
Correct. Your go. Gimme a hard one.
NeanderCarl
03-15-2007, 12:07 AM
"Ayy, Mr. Time Drive"
yianni
03-15-2007, 11:19 PM
Wtf Real Deal hasn't posted in here yet? :eek:

Who said (and I may have fucked up the quote but you'll get the point) "the worst book ever: Football - It's a Funny Old Game by Kevin Keegan"
Drakul
03-16-2007, 01:26 AM
Wtf Real Deal hasn't posted in here yet? :eek:

Who said (and I may have fucked up the quote but you'll get the point) "the worst book ever: Football - It's a Funny Old Game by Kevin Keegan"
It was Holly but I dunno which episode. I think it might be in Future Echoes.

Anyway, Neandercarl, I think your quote was by Cat but I'm not sure which episode. You haven't beaten me yet though, I'll get the episode name in my head soon.
NeanderCarl
03-16-2007, 06:05 PM
The Keegan quote was definitely Holly in series 1 or 2. Cannot remember the episode. I'm thinking Confidence and Paranoia?

As for my quote... I can tell you that it wasn't Cat.
Drakul
03-17-2007, 01:41 PM
The Keegan quote was definitely Holly in series 1 or 2. Cannot remember the episode. I'm thinking Confidence and Paranoia?

As for my quote... I can tell you that it wasn't Cat.
I think you're right.

As for the "Mr. Time Drive" quote, it was Lister in Tikka to Ride.

I got it,Finally!:D
Drakul
03-19-2007, 02:12 AM
Here's a new one,

"It's my duty to rescue him."

"You're duty?"

"My duty as total and utter bastard!"
NeanderCarl
03-19-2007, 10:38 AM
That would be Rimmer in Timeslides. And you were right on the Tikka to Ride quote.
NeanderCarl
03-19-2007, 10:39 AM
"What's your view, Hol?"
"Right up your nose when you look at me like that".
Outsider
03-19-2007, 10:44 AM
"What's your view, Hol?"
"Right up your nose when you look at me like that".

Lister and Holly, I'm thinking Stasis Leak but I could be way off.
NeanderCarl
03-19-2007, 11:50 AM
Not Stasis Leak
Drakul
03-19-2007, 01:25 PM
Lister and Holly in Back in the Red part 1
NeanderCarl
03-19-2007, 11:43 PM
Yep.
Drakul
03-20-2007, 01:50 AM
"I know that this probably won't interest you, but I'd hate myself for the rest of my life if I didn't at least suggest it."

"Suggest what?"

"If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters at lunchtime, covered in torama salada."
Outsider
03-20-2007, 04:50 AM
"I know that this probably won't interest you, but I'd hate myself for the rest of my life if I didn't at least suggest it."

"Suggest what?"

"If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters at lunchtime, covered in torama salada."

Kryten's alter ego in Dimenson jump to Ace Rimmer
NeanderCarl
03-20-2007, 01:10 PM
Yeah, seconded. Outsider's right. But what was his name???
Drakul
03-20-2007, 10:03 PM
Yeah, seconded. Outsider's right. But what was his name???
His name was Bongo. I think Outsiders the first person to get one right that wasn't me or NeanderCarl.
NeanderCarl
03-21-2007, 04:51 PM
C'mon then Outsider. Your go!
Outsider
03-22-2007, 05:14 AM
'At mealtimes he'd ask us questions about astronavigation, if we got them wrong, no food.'

'My god Rimmer, How did you cope with that?'

'I didn't, I nearly died of malnutrition.'
Impeccable
03-22-2007, 08:42 AM
Is it Rimmer talking about his own Father in Better than life?
Outsider
03-22-2007, 08:46 AM
Is it Rimmer talking about his own Father in Better than life?

That would be correct.
NeanderCarl
03-24-2007, 07:51 PM
Come on then, Impeccable, it's your turn.
Impeccable
03-27-2007, 04:11 AM
Okay, here goes

That's why I was an orphan, even though my parents were alive. That's why I had my appendix out ... twice
Tornado
03-27-2007, 05:47 AM
Lister.
Ouroboros? Can't remember if thats the correct name of the episode though.
Impeccable
03-27-2007, 06:42 AM
Lister.
Ouroboros? Can't remember if thats the correct name of the episode though.

Nope!

Although, remembering the theme of the episode, where Lister is dumped in a box as a baby, I can see where you'd get the idea.

Try again.
Drakul
03-28-2007, 12:26 AM
That's why I was an orphan, even though my parents were alive. That's why I had my appendix out ... twice
Rimmer in "Thanks for the Memory."
Impeccable
03-28-2007, 03:54 AM
Rimmer in "Thanks for the Memory."

Correct!
Drakul
03-28-2007, 12:31 PM
What do I win?

My quote now,

"Do think I like being stuck on the giant skip with thrusters!? Do you think I even enjoy breathing in on this ship!?"
Impeccable
03-29-2007, 05:09 AM
Christine Kochanski in the Episode "Blue".
Drakul
03-30-2007, 12:28 AM
Christine Kochanski in the Episode "Blue".
Correct.
Impeccable
03-30-2007, 04:59 AM
I love that episode. Especially the Arnold Rimmer experience at the end. Anywho.

"Seventeen years old and he used to snog his own hand. Once, in front of the whole school, he called his gym teacher "Daddy"."
Drakul
03-30-2007, 10:50 AM
I love that episode. Especially the Arnold Rimmer experience at the end. Anywho.

"Seventeen years old and he used to snog his own hand. Once, in front of the whole school, he called his gym teacher "Daddy"."
YEah, have you seen the "smeg up" bits where Chris Barrie is trying to mouth to the words but keeps messing up?

Anyway, your quote is Paranoia in Confidence and Paranoia.
NeanderCarl
04-12-2007, 02:23 AM
"I've tried fitting in, I really have. I even tried learning what 'off-side' was."
NeanderCarl
04-14-2007, 04:46 PM
No one??
Tornado
04-14-2007, 05:20 PM
Kochanski.......Duct Soup?
NeanderCarl
04-14-2007, 06:07 PM
Spot on. Your turn.
Drakul
04-20-2007, 12:26 AM
I thought this thread died.
yianni
04-20-2007, 12:34 AM
www.tv-links.co.uk (http://www.tv-links.co.uk) has all these shows on there including Red Dwarf. Been going awol at work lately watching Red Dwarf and Bottom
Drakul
04-25-2007, 01:29 AM
Got all the Red Dwarf DVDs anyway. Most episodes are on Youtube aswell as the universe challenge thing.
NeanderCarl
02-01-2012, 04:26 PM
"Don't gimme that Star Trek crap, it's too early in the morning"