The Red Dwarf Game

**NeanderCarl** · 03-10-2007, 01:30 AM

For my fellow Dwarfers, the quote game. A poster writes a quote from Red Dwarf, and the other posters have to guess:

i) which character(s) said it
ii) which episode

Whoever gets it right gives the next quote. Easy one to start....

"Oh my God, my name's Billy Doyle and my cologne is L'eau de Yak Urine".

**Drakul** · 03-10-2007, 01:32 AM

Rimmer in "Back to Reality"

Do I wait until you say I'm right then post a quote or do I just go on ahead with it?

**Drakul** · 03-10-2007, 02:06 AM

Well, I waited a while and I know I'm right so I'll just go on ahead.

"S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, you know I need it!... S-E-X, I think I found it!"

**NeanderCarl** · 03-10-2007, 02:13 AM

Gotta be Cat.... probably series 1 or 2... I'm stumped for the episode though.

And you were right with the Rimmer line, by the way (as you know).

**Drakul** · 03-10-2007, 02:15 AM

Will I tell you the episode title or do you want to guess?
You have the series and character right though.

**Destor** · 03-10-2007, 02:52 AM

Red Dwarf?

**NeanderCarl** · 03-10-2007, 02:53 AM

Is it Stasis Leak?

**Downunder** · 03-10-2007, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor

Red Dwarf?

A very funny sci-fi comedy from the UK

**Drakul** · 03-10-2007, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl

Is it Stasis Leak?

Nope, it was Confidence and Paranoia.

Here is another one:

"Are you ok?"

"Well, sir, I have a medium sized axe buried in my spine. Thats enough to really put a crimp on your day."

**NeanderCarl** · 03-10-2007, 11:41 AM

Lister and Kryten, Series 5....

I'm thinking The Inquisitor?

**NeanderCarl** · 03-10-2007, 11:41 AM

No, no.... Demons and Angels.

**Drakul** · 03-11-2007, 01:25 AM

Neither of those but you got the characters right. It was in the episode "Holovirus".

I'll do a third and easier one.

"I don't beileve anyone would go fishing where they know they're are no fish."

"I used to do it all the time back home. Go to the canal, they're where never any fish in there. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I got a 2 pound black rib nobbler, it was about this size!"

**tucsonspeed6** · 03-11-2007, 01:02 PM

The second guy's Lister. I'm assuming the first is Rimmer. I remember the line, but can't remember the ep. I'm guessing it's from one of the first two seasons.

**Tornado** · 03-11-2007, 02:58 PM

Lister and Rimmer, Season 4, Dimension Jump?

**NeanderCarl** · 03-11-2007, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakul

Neither of those but you got the characters right. It was in the episode "Holovirus".

I'll do a third and easier one.

"I don't beileve anyone would go fishing where they know they're are no fish."

"I used to do it all the time back home. Go to the canal, they're where never any fish in there. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I got a 2 pound black rib nobbler, it was about this size!"

There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.

**Tornado** · 03-11-2007, 03:36 PM

5:58pm

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Originally Posted by Tornado

Lister and Rimmer, Season 4, Dimension Jump?

6:22pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl

There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-11-2007, 07:18 PM

Didn't notice your reply there.

I was too eager to point out that there was no Holovirus episode to read beyond that post.

**Drakul** · 03-12-2007, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl

There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.

Oh, I meant "Quarantine", I'm not sure why I typed Holovirus. Maybe it's because thats what the episodes about.

Yeah Tornedo was right about the other quote.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-12-2007, 03:03 AM

Ah Quarantine! Mr. Flibble is very cross!

**NeanderCarl** · 03-12-2007, 03:05 AM

I got one. Character and episode please.

"You make love like a Japanese meal. Small portions... but so many courses."

**Drakul** · 03-12-2007, 09:32 AM

Holoship and it's the female crew member that sleeps with Rimmer. A name escapes me right now since I'm in college.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-12-2007, 01:54 PM

Yeah, you're right. And it was Nirvana Crane.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-12-2007, 01:55 PM

Okay, then...

"I've lost me pea. Oh, that's it, I've cracked."

**YOUR Hero** · 03-12-2007, 09:42 PM

i HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SHOW IN YEARS. aT THE TIME IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.

**Drakul** · 03-13-2007, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl

Okay, then...

"I've lost me pea. Oh, that's it, I've cracked."

It was Lister and the episode was Queeg.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-13-2007, 02:02 AM

Spot on. Mine are obviously too easy for you.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-13-2007, 02:03 AM

"Do you mind? This is the Annual General Meeting of the Agoraphobics Society".

**Drakul** · 03-13-2007, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl

"Do you mind? This is the Annual General Meeting of the Agoraphobics Society".

Lister in Stasis Leak.

Here's one for you.

"I've just been molested by Tutankhamuns horny grandma!!"

I'd be surprised if you got this because I'm not sure if its too difficult or not.

Edit: 2,500 posts ^_^

**Impeccable** · 03-13-2007, 01:48 PM

Epideme

**Drakul** · 03-14-2007, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Impeccable

Epideme

Yeah but who said it?

**NeanderCarl** · 03-14-2007, 08:47 PM

Lister said it in Epideme, after being attacked by Caroline Carmen.

**Drakul** · 03-15-2007, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl

Lister said it in Epideme, after being attacked by Caroline Carmen.

Correct. Your go. Gimme a hard one.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-15-2007, 01:07 AM

"Ayy, Mr. Time Drive"

**yianni** · 03-16-2007, 12:19 AM

Wtf Real Deal hasn't posted in here yet?

Who said (and I may have fucked up the quote but you'll get the point) "the worst book ever: Football - It's a Funny Old Game by Kevin Keegan"

**Drakul** · 03-16-2007, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yianni

Wtf Real Deal hasn't posted in here yet?

Who said (and I may have fucked up the quote but you'll get the point) "the worst book ever: Football - It's a Funny Old Game by Kevin Keegan"

It was Holly but I dunno which episode. I think it might be in Future Echoes.

Anyway, Neandercarl, I think your quote was by Cat but I'm not sure which episode. You haven't beaten me yet though, I'll get the episode name in my head soon.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-16-2007, 07:05 PM

The Keegan quote was definitely Holly in series 1 or 2. Cannot remember the episode. I'm thinking Confidence and Paranoia?

As for my quote... I can tell you that it wasn't Cat.

**Drakul** · 03-17-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl

The Keegan quote was definitely Holly in series 1 or 2. Cannot remember the episode. I'm thinking Confidence and Paranoia?

As for my quote... I can tell you that it wasn't Cat.

I think you're right.

As for the "Mr. Time Drive" quote, it was Lister in Tikka to Ride.

I got it,Finally!

**Drakul** · 03-19-2007, 03:12 AM

Here's a new one,

"It's my duty to rescue him."

"You're duty?"

"My duty as total and utter bastard!"

**NeanderCarl** · 03-19-2007, 11:38 AM

That would be Rimmer in Timeslides. And you were right on the Tikka to Ride quote.

**NeanderCarl** · 03-19-2007, 11:39 AM

"What's your view, Hol?"
"Right up your nose when you look at me like that".

03-10-2007, 01:30 AM	#1
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	The Red Dwarf Game For my fellow Dwarfers, the quote game. A poster writes a quote from Red Dwarf, and the other posters have to guess: i) which character(s) said it ii) which episode Whoever gets it right gives the next quote. Easy one to start.... "Oh my God, my name's Billy Doyle and my cologne is L'eau de Yak Urine".

03-16-2007, 07:05 PM	#36
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	The Keegan quote was definitely Holly in series 1 or 2. Cannot remember the episode. I'm thinking Confidence and Paranoia? As for my quote... I can tell you that it wasn't Cat. Last edited by NeanderCarl; 03-17-2007 at 02:39 PM.

03-10-2007, 01:32 AM	#2
Drakul "Steven, your fossa!" Posts: 9,603	Rimmer in "Back to Reality" Do I wait until you say I'm right then post a quote or do I just go on ahead with it?

03-10-2007, 02:06 AM	#3
Drakul "Steven, your fossa!" Posts: 9,603	Well, I waited a while and I know I'm right so I'll just go on ahead. "S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, you know I need it!... S-E-X, I think I found it!"

03-10-2007, 02:13 AM	#4
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Gotta be Cat.... probably series 1 or 2... I'm stumped for the episode though. And you were right with the Rimmer line, by the way (as you know).

03-10-2007, 02:15 AM	#5
Drakul "Steven, your fossa!" Posts: 9,603	Will I tell you the episode title or do you want to guess? You have the series and character right though.

03-10-2007, 02:52 AM	#6
Destor I am the cheese Posts: 51,480	Red Dwarf?

03-10-2007, 02:53 AM	#7
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Is it Stasis Leak?

03-10-2007, 11:41 AM	#10
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Lister and Kryten, Series 5.... I'm thinking The Inquisitor?

03-11-2007, 01:25 AM	#12
Drakul "Steven, your fossa!" Posts: 9,603	Neither of those but you got the characters right. It was in the episode "Holovirus". I'll do a third and easier one. "I don't beileve anyone would go fishing where they know they're are no fish." "I used to do it all the time back home. Go to the canal, they're where never any fish in there. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I got a 2 pound black rib nobbler, it was about this size!"

03-11-2007, 01:02 PM	#13
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	The second guy's Lister. I'm assuming the first is Rimmer. I remember the line, but can't remember the ep. I'm guessing it's from one of the first two seasons.

03-11-2007, 02:58 PM	#14
Tornado Tedious Inevitability Posts: 7,521	Lister and Rimmer, Season 4, Dimension Jump?

03-11-2007, 07:18 PM	#17
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Didn't notice your reply there. I was too eager to point out that there was no Holovirus episode to read beyond that post.

03-12-2007, 03:03 AM	#19
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Ah Quarantine! Mr. Flibble is very cross!

03-12-2007, 03:05 AM	#20
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	I got one. Character and episode please. "You make love like a Japanese meal. Small portions... but so many courses."

03-12-2007, 09:32 AM	#21
Drakul "Steven, your fossa!" Posts: 9,603	Holoship and it's the female crew member that sleeps with Rimmer. A name escapes me right now since I'm in college.

03-12-2007, 01:54 PM	#22
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Yeah, you're right. And it was Nirvana Crane.

03-12-2007, 01:55 PM	#23
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Okay, then... "I've lost me pea. Oh, that's it, I've cracked."

03-12-2007, 09:42 PM	#24
YOUR Hero Adminstigator Posts: 102,491	i HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SHOW IN YEARS. aT THE TIME IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.

03-13-2007, 02:02 AM	#26
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Spot on. Mine are obviously too easy for you.

03-13-2007, 02:03 AM	#27
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	"Do you mind? This is the Annual General Meeting of the Agoraphobics Society".

03-13-2007, 01:48 PM	#29
Impeccable Tag Team Wrestling Mark! Posts: 2,340	Epideme

03-14-2007, 08:47 PM	#31
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	Lister said it in Epideme, after being attacked by Caroline Carmen.

03-15-2007, 01:07 AM	#33
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	"Ayy, Mr. Time Drive"

03-16-2007, 12:19 AM	#34
yianni FOC Posts: 18,042	Wtf Real Deal hasn't posted in here yet? Who said (and I may have fucked up the quote but you'll get the point) "the worst book ever: Football - It's a Funny Old Game by Kevin Keegan"

03-19-2007, 03:12 AM	#38
Drakul "Steven, your fossa!" Posts: 9,603	Here's a new one, "It's my duty to rescue him." "You're duty?" "My duty as total and utter bastard!"

03-19-2007, 11:38 AM	#39
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	That would be Rimmer in Timeslides. And you were right on the Tikka to Ride quote.

03-19-2007, 11:39 AM	#40
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	"What's your view, Hol?" "Right up your nose when you look at me like that".