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NeanderCarl 03-10-2007 01:30 AM

The Red Dwarf Game
 
For my fellow Dwarfers, the quote game. A poster writes a quote from Red Dwarf, and the other posters have to guess:

i) which character(s) said it
ii) which episode

Whoever gets it right gives the next quote. Easy one to start....

"Oh my God, my name's Billy Doyle and my cologne is L'eau de Yak Urine".

Drakul 03-10-2007 01:32 AM

Rimmer in "Back to Reality"

Do I wait until you say I'm right then post a quote or do I just go on ahead with it?

Drakul 03-10-2007 02:06 AM

Well, I waited a while and I know I'm right so I'll just go on ahead.

"S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, you know I need it!... S-E-X, I think I found it!"

NeanderCarl 03-10-2007 02:13 AM

Gotta be Cat.... probably series 1 or 2... I'm stumped for the episode though.

And you were right with the Rimmer line, by the way (as you know).

Drakul 03-10-2007 02:15 AM

Will I tell you the episode title or do you want to guess?
You have the series and character right though.

Destor 03-10-2007 02:52 AM

Red Dwarf?

NeanderCarl 03-10-2007 02:53 AM

Is it Stasis Leak?

Downunder 03-10-2007 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor
Red Dwarf?

A very funny sci-fi comedy from the UK

Drakul 03-10-2007 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
Is it Stasis Leak?

Nope, it was Confidence and Paranoia.

Here is another one:

"Are you ok?"

"Well, sir, I have a medium sized axe buried in my spine. Thats enough to really put a crimp on your day."

NeanderCarl 03-10-2007 11:41 AM

Lister and Kryten, Series 5....

I'm thinking The Inquisitor?

NeanderCarl 03-10-2007 11:41 AM

No, no.... Demons and Angels.

Drakul 03-11-2007 01:25 AM

Neither of those but you got the characters right. It was in the episode "Holovirus".

I'll do a third and easier one.

"I don't beileve anyone would go fishing where they know they're are no fish."

"I used to do it all the time back home. Go to the canal, they're where never any fish in there. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I got a 2 pound black rib nobbler, it was about this size!"

tucsonspeed6 03-11-2007 01:02 PM

The second guy's Lister. I'm assuming the first is Rimmer. I remember the line, but can't remember the ep. I'm guessing it's from one of the first two seasons.

Tornado 03-11-2007 02:58 PM

Lister and Rimmer, Season 4, Dimension Jump?

NeanderCarl 03-11-2007 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakul
Neither of those but you got the characters right. It was in the episode "Holovirus".

I'll do a third and easier one.

"I don't beileve anyone would go fishing where they know they're are no fish."

"I used to do it all the time back home. Go to the canal, they're where never any fish in there. We used to go condom fishing. I swear, one time I got a 2 pound black rib nobbler, it was about this size!"

There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.

Tornado 03-11-2007 03:36 PM

5:58pm
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tornado
Lister and Rimmer, Season 4, Dimension Jump?


6:22pm
Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.


:D:D

NeanderCarl 03-11-2007 07:18 PM

:lol: Didn't notice your reply there.

I was too eager to point out that there was no Holovirus episode to read beyond that post.

Drakul 03-12-2007 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
There is no episode called Holovirus.

And my guess would be Rimmer and Lister, Dimension Jump.

Oh, I meant "Quarantine", I'm not sure why I typed Holovirus. Maybe it's because thats what the episodes about.

Yeah Tornedo was right about the other quote.

NeanderCarl 03-12-2007 03:03 AM

Ah Quarantine! Mr. Flibble is very cross!

NeanderCarl 03-12-2007 03:05 AM

I got one. Character and episode please.

"You make love like a Japanese meal. Small portions... but so many courses."

Drakul 03-12-2007 09:32 AM

Holoship and it's the female crew member that sleeps with Rimmer. A name escapes me right now since I'm in college.

NeanderCarl 03-12-2007 01:54 PM

Yeah, you're right. And it was Nirvana Crane.

NeanderCarl 03-12-2007 01:55 PM

Okay, then...

"I've lost me pea. Oh, that's it, I've cracked."

YOUR Hero 03-12-2007 09:42 PM

i HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SHOW IN YEARS. aT THE TIME IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.

Drakul 03-13-2007 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
Okay, then...

"I've lost me pea. Oh, that's it, I've cracked."

It was Lister and the episode was Queeg.

NeanderCarl 03-13-2007 02:02 AM

Spot on. Mine are obviously too easy for you.

NeanderCarl 03-13-2007 02:03 AM

"Do you mind? This is the Annual General Meeting of the Agoraphobics Society".

Drakul 03-13-2007 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
"Do you mind? This is the Annual General Meeting of the Agoraphobics Society".

Lister in Stasis Leak.

Here's one for you.

"I've just been molested by Tutankhamuns horny grandma!!"

I'd be surprised if you got this because I'm not sure if its too difficult or not.

Edit: 2,500 posts ^_^

Impeccable 03-13-2007 01:48 PM

Epideme

Drakul 03-14-2007 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Impeccable
Epideme

Yeah but who said it?

NeanderCarl 03-14-2007 08:47 PM

Lister said it in Epideme, after being attacked by Caroline Carmen.

Drakul 03-15-2007 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
Lister said it in Epideme, after being attacked by Caroline Carmen.

Correct. Your go. Gimme a hard one.

NeanderCarl 03-15-2007 01:07 AM

"Ayy, Mr. Time Drive"

yianni 03-16-2007 12:19 AM

Wtf Real Deal hasn't posted in here yet? :eek:

Who said (and I may have fucked up the quote but you'll get the point) "the worst book ever: Football - It's a Funny Old Game by Kevin Keegan"

Drakul 03-16-2007 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yianni
Wtf Real Deal hasn't posted in here yet? :eek:

Who said (and I may have fucked up the quote but you'll get the point) "the worst book ever: Football - It's a Funny Old Game by Kevin Keegan"

It was Holly but I dunno which episode. I think it might be in Future Echoes.

Anyway, Neandercarl, I think your quote was by Cat but I'm not sure which episode. You haven't beaten me yet though, I'll get the episode name in my head soon.

NeanderCarl 03-16-2007 07:05 PM

The Keegan quote was definitely Holly in series 1 or 2. Cannot remember the episode. I'm thinking Confidence and Paranoia?

As for my quote... I can tell you that it wasn't Cat.

Drakul 03-17-2007 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeanderCarl
The Keegan quote was definitely Holly in series 1 or 2. Cannot remember the episode. I'm thinking Confidence and Paranoia?

As for my quote... I can tell you that it wasn't Cat.

I think you're right.

As for the "Mr. Time Drive" quote, it was Lister in Tikka to Ride.

I got it,Finally!:D

Drakul 03-19-2007 03:12 AM

Here's a new one,

"It's my duty to rescue him."

"You're duty?"

"My duty as total and utter bastard!"

NeanderCarl 03-19-2007 11:38 AM

That would be Rimmer in Timeslides. And you were right on the Tikka to Ride quote.

NeanderCarl 03-19-2007 11:39 AM

"What's your view, Hol?"
"Right up your nose when you look at me like that".


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