Great Khali Facts

[Corkscrewed]

It's been done for the likes of Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, and we recently did it for Kurt Angle.

Now, it's time to represent for the Beast from the Not Quite Far East, the Punjabi Giant, the Greatest Actor in the Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld!!!

THE GREAT KHALI!!!




1. The Great Khali is to blame for the world's deforestation. He simply chops at an unstoppable rate.

2. The Great Khali once out-yelled a tiger and gained its powers. That is why he weighs 500 pounds and can jump up to 25 feet in the air. (That's a Jungle Cruise reference, for those who've never been to Disneyland.)

3. When the Great Khali gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have before he eats you.

4. Great Khali once chopped a man so hard his soul ran away.

[Skippord]

The Great Khali is a master of dance dance revolution if you play him and lose he chops you in the head which somehow breaks your legs

[Corkscrewed]

oh yeah, forgot the obvious one


6. Someone once told Khali that chops weren't really an effective wrestling maneuver. This has been recorded as the biggest mistake ever made.

[FourFifty]

Chuck Norris' beard used to be twice as long, until Kahli chopped it.

[Theo Dious]

The first ever Khali chop severed Spain from Morocco and resulted in the Strait of Gibraltar. (Oh look it up already.)

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Alaska was once attached to the rest of the USA. The Great Khali had heard of the dessert 'Baked Alaska' and was eager to try it. He ate the entire region, and then took a dump in north-western Canada.

[TerranRich]

Canadians are Americans that ran away from Khali

[Xero]

The dinosaurs weren't killed by a comet, Khali ate them as a light snack.

[KayfabeMan]

The Great Khali once defeated the X-Men in a fight.

Just by challenging them.

[Tazz Dan]

And on the 8th day, God made Khali

[Mr. Nerfect]

Whenever someone on these boards posts something about Khali chopping someone and their soul running away, or Khali chopping someone and their legs breaking, I just picture it as a classic Mortal Kombat Fatality sequence.

Where is that "Khalality" flashy thingy when you need it?

[TerranRich]

I love the reviesd one, where X-Pac is inside Khali's mouth and Flair gets sucked in.

[Jura]

I made this with Khali fans in mind.

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[KayfabeMan]

The Great Khali invented Crayola Crayons.

By crushing a rainbow into a box.

[SammyG]

lmfao Jura

[Theo Dious]

Khali was originally slated to play the shark from Jaws, but the cast was so terrified just seeing him standing at the craft services table that he had to be taken off the project.

The Grand Canyon was created by a half-hearted Khali chop when he wanted a place to pee. If he had hit it full-force he would have cut the world in half.

Global warming is caused by the friction created when Khali wipes his ass.

[Xero]

I made this with Khali fans in mind.

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LOL, should have put Goldberg's music to it though.

[Nowhere Man]

Great Khali accidentally killed a man once during his days on the indy circuit.

(That's not a joke, btw; I just like to mention that because I think he's the worst fucking wrestler who's ever set foot in a ring.)

[#1-norm-fan]

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[SammyG]

HAHA

[Theo Dious]

Great Khali accidentally killed a man once during his days on the indy circuit.

(That's not a joke, btw; I just like to mention that because I think he's the worst fucking wrestler who's ever set foot in a ring.)

From what I understand it was more the other guy's fault for botching his end of the move.

[Xero]

Did Khali buy cake from this guy?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/baker.jpg

[Jura]

What kind of cake is what I'd like to know.

[Theo Dious]

Who the fuck cares, its CAKE!!!

[Xero]

What kind of cake is what I'd like to know.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/khalisoylent.jpg

[Russenmafia]

I made this with Khali fans in mind.

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lol thats my favourite Khali clip of all time


"Raaaargh"

[94 SVT Cobra]

wait, khali killed someone literally?

[Mr. JL]

Canadians are Americans that ran away from Khali
Oh, Fuck you. Just remember, your "white house" was not always white.

[Mr. JL]

We burned it down when you punks tried to secretly wage a war against us.

[Mr. JL]

So fuck right off.

[Xero]

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[BigDaddyCool]

I mostly like how at the end of him yelling at Kane or whatever the fuck he is doing, he walks off like nothing happened.