Great Khali Facts

**Corkscrewed** · 03-17-2007, 03:12 AM

It's been done for the likes of Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, and we recently did it for Kurt Angle.

Now, it's time to represent for the Beast from the Not Quite Far East, the Punjabi Giant, the Greatest Actor in the Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld!!!

THE GREAT KHALI!!!

1. The Great Khali is to blame for the world's deforestation. He simply chops at an unstoppable rate.

2. The Great Khali once out-yelled a tiger and gained its powers. That is why he weighs 500 pounds and can jump up to 25 feet in the air. (That's a Jungle Cruise reference, for those who've never been to Disneyland.)

3. When the Great Khali gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have before he eats you.

4. Great Khali once chopped a man so hard his soul ran away.

03-17-2007, 03:12 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Great Khali Facts It's been done for the likes of Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, and we recently did it for Kurt Angle. Now, it's time to represent for the Beast from the Not Quite Far East, the Punjabi Giant, the Greatest Actor in the Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld!!! THE GREAT KHALI!!! 1. The Great Khali is to blame for the world's deforestation. He simply chops at an unstoppable rate. 2. The Great Khali once out-yelled a tiger and gained its powers. That is why he weighs 500 pounds and can jump up to 25 feet in the air. (That's a Jungle Cruise reference, for those who've never been to Disneyland.) 3. When the Great Khali gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have before he eats you. 4. Great Khali once chopped a man so hard his soul ran away.