If Cena dropped dead right now...

[The MAC]

who do you think Vince would push to fill the gigantic void left?Who would make the perfect pet project for Vince?

[Caged Heat18]

He's got Lashley waiting in the wings.

[Destor]

Gotta go with Zombie Cena on this.

[Crossrine]

Vince would look through the locker rooms for another roided up talentless person.

[Mercury Bullet]

Yeh, he would just have someone handle Cena's corpse and position him over people in the STFU. Not much different than now. You wouldn't hardly notice.

[Mr. JL]

Find a guy completely simular to John Cena in every way... except he must have black skin. :shifty:

[Dorkchop]

Vince would look through the locker rooms for another roided up talentless person.

Chris Masters?

[Xero]

Does Vince really have to go far to find a roided up talentless person?

A mirror would suffice.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Yeh, he would just have someone handle Cena's corpse and position him over people in the STFU. Not much different than now. You wouldn't hardly notice.

Only difference is he'd eat their brains.

[Kane Knight]

Gotta go with Zombie Reagan on this.

[Reymon14]

He's got Lashley waiting in the wings.
That would be my guess.

[The One]

Vince seems to enjoy getting sucked off by Lashley backstage lately...

[Kane Knight]

You know what a Lashley is?

It's internet slang for rubbing your bald head against someone's crotch for Stimulation.

[BigDaddyCool]

HHH would just come right back in.

[owenbrown]

Zombie Cena would try to beat out Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker for no-selling the most. :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince will panic and pay Hulk Hogan 100 billion to come back.

[addy2hotty]

Vince would shut down the WWE. During all programming time remaining on their contracts, there would be images of the spinner belt, Cena's 'A-Team' rap video and constant trailers of 'The Marine'.

[Theo Dious]

Gotta go with Zombie Reagan on this.

Zombie Nixon would get more heat.

[Theo Dious]

Gotta go with Zombie Cena on this.

"With rigor mortis in my hands I'm a dead man..."

[Kane Knight]

Zombie Nixon would get more heat.

And still be pushed as a face.

[Theo Dious]

And still be pushed as a face.

Yeah, well Eddie was a face with "Lie, Cheat, and Steal," why can't ol' Milhouse be one with "I Am Not a Crook?"

[Kane Knight]

Especially now that he's dead. I mean, people popped when Eddie's heel promos came on, so imagine if he came back?

"He's a heel but...WE CAN'T DISRESPECT THE DEAD!"

Biggest. Pop. Ever.

[Theo Dious]

Finishing move: The Watergate Splash

[Arnold HamNegger]

Zombie Nixon would get more heat.

Dead Dick Dudley

[Theo Dious]

I thought you already were. :shifty:

[Arnold HamNegger]

If Cena went down, I'd like to see this smiley :shifty: get a push. This guy's a screwjob waiting to happen.


:shifty: vs. HBK at Wrestlemania 24 would be off the charts!

[Theo Dious]

YOU SCREWED :shifty:!!! YOU SCREWED :shifty:!!! YOU SCREWED :shifty:!!!

[ekfaysal]

Benoit

[Stickman]

They'd have Edge be the transition guy.

[Theo Dious]

They'd have Edge be the transition guy.

But who would he have transitioned TO?

I could see Vince crawling to the Rock to try and give some momentum until Vince found someone new to <s>salad-toss</s> <s>butt-fuck</s> masturbate all over.

[Mercury Bullet]

They'd have Edge be the transition guy.

Edge would roll up and hold the tights of Cena's corpse to pick up the cheap victory and the title. Hold it a month, and then drop the belt to :shifty: after taking a sick bump in a Hell in a Cell match.

[Kane Knight]

Edge would roll up and hold the tights of Cena's corpse to pick up the cheap victory and the title. Hold it a month, and then drop the belt to :shifty: after taking a sick bump in a Hell in a Cell match.

King: He killed him!

JR: That's really not appropriate, King.

King: Didn't you just make a joke about how his rotting flesh don't taste good with BBQ sauce?

[St. Jimmy]

HHH would just come right back in.

He'd defend the belt in a wheelchair if he had to, and he'd still fucking win.

Cole: OH MY GOD, TRIPLE H JUST RAN OVER REY MYSTERIO WITH HIS RASCAL POWER SCOOTER.
JBL: Ironic, being beaten with a weapon thats made by mexican labor.
Cole: 1... 2... 3.... IT'S OVER. TRIPLE H RETAINED THE WWE TITLE.

[Jeritron]

Well you know it's gotten bad when threads are being made about Cena dying. I don't want the guy to drop dead, I just want the guy to drop the tile.

[Destor]

I don't want Cena to die. Threads like - John Cena: WRESTLING LEGEND - would drive me insane.

[Jeritron]

Bob Holly would probably get the push.

[thedamndest]

Rey would come back with a black CENA armband and promptly win the WWE title.

[Kane Knight]

I don't want Cena to die. Threads like - John Cena: WRESTLING LEGEND - would drive me insane.

Who would win the title in his memory?

I could make another Scoty joke, but...

[Jeritron]

The day after his funeral a meeting is called in Stamford CT.

Vince: We called you here today to decide who's going to be the new top guy of Raw, and hold the championship indefinitely...

Edge, Orton, Kennedy, and Punk stand in front of McMahons desk with all the agents, creative and family in attendance.

Vince: Well we're gonna keep Lashley and Batista right where they're at. Kennedy and Punk, you guys are too small get the fuck out of my office.

Arn Anderson: Well Orton, we love to push sons and we hate those small little bitches we just kicked out. So we'd like to push you, but we never liked Bob Orton. In fact, theres only one Bob we do like. His last name is Holly. After 12 years with this company Bob Holly is the bigger star, so he's getting the push.

Edge: What the fuck is this garbage? What happened to my push?

Dusty: No Adam, This just aint for you baby we're gonna keep you right where you're at.

Edge: Fuck this.

Bob Holly: How do you like me now?


The IWC just lost their smile.

[Theo Dious]

Yeah but then what happens when Holly gets injured AGAIN?

[Vastardikai]

(reads thread title)

... the Main Event for Wrestlemania 24 would be Cena's rotting corpse vs. Eddie Guerrero's rotting corpse. For some reason, I see Cena's corpse going over.

Also, if you thought Eddiesploitation was bad, Cenasploitation would make it look like a snide joke made by Larry Zybsko.

[The MAC]

lol. Cena would get his own wing in the hall of fame.Others would have to job their HOF spot