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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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If Cena dropped dead right now...
who do you think Vince would push to fill the gigantic void left?Who would make the perfect pet project for Vince?
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He's got Lashley waiting in the wings.
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I am the cheese
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Gotta go with Zombie Cena on this.
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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Vince would look through the locker rooms for another roided up talentless person.
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The Year of the Bullet
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Yeh, he would just have someone handle Cena's corpse and position him over people in the STFU. Not much different than now. You wouldn't hardly notice.
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Find a guy completely simular to John Cena in every way... except he must have black skin.
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He's Here
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Does Vince really have to go far to find a roided up talentless person?
A mirror would suffice. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Boss
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Vince seems to enjoy getting sucked off by Lashley backstage lately...
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You know what a Lashley is?
It's internet slang for rubbing your bald head against someone's crotch for Stimulation. |
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HHH would just come right back in.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Zombie Cena would try to beat out Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker for no-selling the most.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Vince will panic and pay Hulk Hogan 100 billion to come back.
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yes. yes. yes.
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Vince would shut down the WWE. During all programming time remaining on their contracts, there would be images of the spinner belt, Cena's 'A-Team' rap video and constant trailers of 'The Marine'.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Especially now that he's dead. I mean, people popped when Eddie's heel promos came on, so imagine if he came back?
"He's a heel but...WE CAN'T DISRESPECT THE DEAD!" Biggest. Pop. Ever. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Finishing move: The Watergate Splash
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Terminator Daddy!
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I thought you already were.
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Terminator Daddy!
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If Cena went down, I'd like to see this smiley
get a push. This guy's a screwjob waiting to happen. vs. HBK at Wrestlemania 24 would be off the charts!
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YOU SCREWED
!!! YOU SCREWED !!! YOU SCREWED !!!
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They'd have Edge be the transition guy.
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I could see Vince crawling to the Rock to try and give some momentum until Vince found someone new to |
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The Year of the Bullet
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after taking a sick bump in a Hell in a Cell match.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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JR: That's really not appropriate, King. King: Didn't you just make a joke about how his rotting flesh don't taste good with BBQ sauce? |
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Cole: OH MY GOD, TRIPLE H JUST RAN OVER REY MYSTERIO WITH HIS RASCAL POWER SCOOTER. JBL: Ironic, being beaten with a weapon thats made by mexican labor. Cole: 1... 2... 3.... IT'S OVER. TRIPLE H RETAINED THE WWE TITLE. |
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Get a poke on
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Well you know it's gotten bad when threads are being made about Cena dying. I don't want the guy to drop dead, I just want the guy to drop the tile.
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I am the cheese
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I don't want Cena to die. Threads like - John Cena: WRESTLING LEGEND - would drive me insane.
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Get a poke on
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Bob Holly would probably get the push.
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A Property of Matter
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Rey would come back with a black CENA armband and promptly win the WWE title.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I could make another Scoty joke, but... |
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Get a poke on
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The day after his funeral a meeting is called in Stamford CT.
Vince: We called you here today to decide who's going to be the new top guy of Raw, and hold the championship indefinitely... Edge, Orton, Kennedy, and Punk stand in front of McMahons desk with all the agents, creative and family in attendance. Vince: Well we're gonna keep Lashley and Batista right where they're at. Kennedy and Punk, you guys are too small get the fuck out of my office. Arn Anderson: Well Orton, we love to push sons and we hate those small little bitches we just kicked out. So we'd like to push you, but we never liked Bob Orton. In fact, theres only one Bob we do like. His last name is Holly. After 12 years with this company Bob Holly is the bigger star, so he's getting the push. Edge: What the fuck is this garbage? What happened to my push? Dusty: No Adam, This just aint for you baby we're gonna keep you right where you're at. Edge: Fuck this. Bob Holly: How do you like me now? The IWC just lost their smile. |
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Yeah but then what happens when Holly gets injured AGAIN?
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