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KingofOldSchool
04-04-2007, 10:59 PM
Bryan Alvarez reported on his "Bryan and Vinny" online show on www.f4wonline.com that Ashley Massaro was in tears after her match at WrestleMania. She knew it was an awful match and was quite upset about it afterwards.
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Well if she recognizes that she sucks then she should talk to the company about sending her to OVW. But then they'd give her the Christy Hemme treatment, because lord knows they don't want thier eyecandy wanting to actually train to become a better wrestler.

Kane Knight
04-04-2007, 11:16 PM
Women can wrestle?

Xero
04-04-2007, 11:18 PM
That bitch.

Mr. Nerfect
04-05-2007, 12:11 AM
All her matches since I've been watching her have sucked. The poor thing shouldn't have been put in the position she was, though. They really had a feud with Mickie James on the go that they could have used. Fuck, thrown in Victoria and Jillian Hall for whatever reason, and you'd have had a women's match for the ages.

311
04-05-2007, 12:21 AM
I really like Jillian. When she was taken off TV awhile back, I was shocked when she wasn't released. I'm even more shocked (but pleased) she's back on TV. :y:

Juan
04-05-2007, 12:41 AM
On a related note:

when did Candice learn how to wrestle?

The One
04-05-2007, 12:43 AM
Candice isn't a bad female wrestler anymore. Not good, but not bad...

M-A-G
04-05-2007, 01:51 AM
Pfft, like they care if she put on a good match.

KayfabeMan
04-05-2007, 01:52 AM
Shame that the girl has been put in this role, when she's obviously not ready and knows it - and where she has to suffer the side-effects of it. WWE is full of geniuses.

BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 01:56 AM
My question is why isn't Victoria being pushed. She is hot as fuck, and can wrestle better than a lot of the guys. It doesn't add up.

M-A-G
04-05-2007, 02:03 AM
She doesn't do nudity so no dice.

Funky Fly
04-05-2007, 02:42 AM
She doesn't do nudity so no dice.
No, that was Trish Stratus.

Volare
04-05-2007, 02:59 AM
and so-so with Stacy












































I repeat SO-SO

Mr. Nerfect
04-05-2007, 03:02 AM
My question is why isn't Victoria being pushed. She is hot as fuck, and can wrestle better than a lot of the guys. It doesn't add up.

Because women who are actually hot aren't hot by the WWE standards. Hot by WWE's standards is usually when you justify your existence based on your looks. You have talent? Sorry...not hot.

Mr. Nerfect
04-05-2007, 03:03 AM
And Victoria would do nudity. :y:

Jeritron
04-05-2007, 03:15 AM
victoria is built like a man. I'm sorry, she could be hot but she is too jacked, and her clit is prob oversized.

Jeritron over and out.

Mr. Nerfect
04-05-2007, 04:28 AM
victoria is built like a man. I'm sorry, she could be hot but she is too jacked, and her clit is prob oversized.

Jeritron over and out.

Haha, I can see your point. She's not Chyna-jacked, though. She's not unnaturally jacked, just physically fit. From the boobs down, she seems pretty feminine.

The Fugitive
04-05-2007, 09:16 AM
Only one way to find out for sure.

311
04-05-2007, 09:23 AM
:y:

Theo Dious
04-05-2007, 09:30 AM
Haha, I can see your point. She's not Chyna-jacked, though. She's not unnaturally jacked, just physically fit. From the boobs down, she seems pretty feminine.

When she first debuted, my first reaction was "Wow, a female version of Chyna."

Theo Dious
04-05-2007, 09:46 AM
Back on topic though, did anyone else think that the only reason for the "lumberjill" match was to cover for the fact that the match was going to suck on toast?

Mr. Nerfect
04-05-2007, 10:23 AM
Back on topic though, did anyone else think that the only reason for the "lumberjill" match was to cover for the fact that the match was going to suck on toast?

I think that might have been part of the reason. I think a bigger part was that the WWE just thought people would be more likely to buy the event if there were more women on it.

Jeritron
04-05-2007, 02:26 PM
Yea it was just to get all the divas on wrestlemania, for them and for the hopes of more buys. It had little to do with helping the actual match, since if I remember correctly the lumberjills only got involved once. Then the big postmatch brawl.

BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 02:29 PM
victoria is built like a man. I'm sorry, she could be hot but she is too jacked, and her clit is prob oversized.

Jeritron over and out.

I don't care, I would still bang her.

Rob
04-05-2007, 02:35 PM
victoria is built like a man. I'm sorry, she could be hot but she is too jacked, and her clit is prob oversized.

Jeritron over and out.

You are a poof.

I'd leave my girlfriend in a heartbeat for Victoria.

Oh and how the fuck can WWE sit back and let Michelle and Ashley have eating disorders?

Xero
04-05-2007, 02:37 PM
The same way they can let their wrestlers kill themselves with Steroids.

BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 02:37 PM
You are a poof.

I'd leave my girlfriend in a heartbeat for Victoria.

Oh and how the fuck can WWE sit back and let Michelle and Ashley have eating disorders?

I would leave your girlfriend in half a heartbeat.

And every woman has an eating disorder.

Rob
04-05-2007, 02:39 PM
Every woman doesn't look like she weighs 70lbs soaking wet.

BigDaddyCool
04-05-2007, 02:40 PM
Every woman doesn't look like she weighs 70lbs soaking wet.

I fail to see your point.

Rob
04-05-2007, 02:44 PM
During the practise session they thought Yo look at these chicks they are awesome. They deserve a place above the main event.

That spot is designed to calm the crowd before the main event now.

Gerard
04-05-2007, 02:44 PM
Ashley probably weighs close to 150, thats with all the retarded bits of metal poking out of her face. :n:

The playboy models suddenly getting a "push" everytime is also getting stale and boring, they either become more annoying (super babyface) or turn heel and think theyre better than everyone, apparently this is the only 2 scenarios the untrained monkeys that write storylines can come up with.

Would anyone really give a shit if they just stopped doing womens wrestling altogether? Usualy ends up being one of the "time to make a cup of coffee" moments of the show. And for fucks sakes enough with the bullshit finishers where its amazingly obvious that the opponent is lifting the other wrestler to do her finisher, the stratusfaction and mickies ddt spring to mind here. :foc:

Jeritron
04-05-2007, 02:45 PM
You are a poof.

I'd leave my girlfriend in a heartbeat for Victoria.

Oh and how the fuck can WWE sit back and let Michelle and Ashley have eating disorders?

Never said Ashley and Michelle were hotter though. I'd prefer a woman the pace of Maria or Mickie James, or Candice. They're not built like men, and they also have some curves and meat on their bones.
I don't find Victoria to be hot. I find her to be attractive if she wasn't so masculine built. She's got a jaw line like American Dad, her shoulders are wider than her hips, and she has more defined muscles than any woman should.

Arnold HamNegger
04-05-2007, 04:03 PM
All her matches since I've been watching her have sucked. The poor thing shouldn't have been put in the position she was, though. They really had a feud with Mickie James on the go that they could have used. Fuck, thrown in Victoria and Jillian Hall for whatever reason, and you'd have had a women's match for the ages.

I agree. I still don't understand why they didn't make it a 3 way match with Mickie vs. Melina vs. Ashley. Mickie adding the little element of "wrestling" to the match could have carried it to something pretty entertaining. Since Ashley didn't go over anyway, it makes even less sense to just "expose" her lack of ability that way.

I still don't understand why I even care enough to respond to this....

Corkscrewed
04-05-2007, 05:38 PM
Never question the WWE's illogic.

It'll make your head hurt.