I'm bored as hell

[Theo Dious]

So we're going to play a game so you people can keep me entertained. Take a wrestler's catch phrase and apply it to make something you've done sound important or special.

Examples:
When I was in third grade, I wrote a book report with a BROKEN FRICKEN' PENCIL!!!
There was five inches of snow on the ground but I got to work on time because I AM... THAT... DAMN... GOOD.

I suck. Now you do better.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Remember when I said I wasn't doing your wife from behind while you were talking to her on the phone from your work-payed hotel the other night? Well...I LIIIIIIEEEEEED!

[Mr. Nerfect]

DAMN! :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

You don't think a black hole of cosmic confusion absorbing and distorting all that come into its wake? Prove me wrong!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Man: I can't believe you sold me this unsafe house. My wife fell through the floor and hurt her leg this morning!

Real Estate Agent: How do you like me now?!?

[Mr. Nerfect]

*Half-a-minute in*

Woman: Has this ever happened before?

Man: It wasn't my fault!

[Mr. Nerfect]

*After a nice dinner and a night on the town, Eric Shin and Alice Benjamin spend the rest of it together*

Eric Shin *Playfully*: Oh, Ms. Benjamin, that was amazing.

Alice Benjamin: Call me MR. Benjamin!

[Xero]

Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?

Customer: Paper.

Cashier: Okay, here you go. HAVE A NICE DAY!

[HaTeR]

This really isn't funny.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This really isn't funny.

HaTeR...would you please shut the Hell up!!!

:p

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dr. Phil: Tell me, how you feel about your wife?

Guest: Well...

Dr. Phil: It doesn't matter how you feel!!!

[Xero]

HaTeR: DAMN! I only have three minutes to catch the train! I think I-

*Suddenly, Eric Bischoff appears*

Bischoff: Did I just hear you say... THREE MINUTES!?

*Umaga appears and gives Hater the Samoan Spike.*

[Mr. Nerfect]

Reporter: I'm down here at a hospital in Houston, Texas, where the oldest woman to ever conceive a child is about to give birth.

Doctor: One more push...that should do it.

*Woman pushes*

Doctor: What the fuck? It's a hand!

[Xero]

Pastor: He was a caring, loving man. He lived only for his family. If-

*Suddenly, the corpse pops up out of the casket*

"Dead" Guy: I LIIIIEEEEDDDD!

Pastor: JESUS CHRIST!

Jesus: What?

Pastor: Is this your doing?

Jesus: Nah, he was just pulling your leg.