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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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I'm bored as hell
So we're going to play a game so you people can keep me entertained. Take a wrestler's catch phrase and apply it to make something you've done sound important or special.
Examples: When I was in third grade, I wrote a book report with a BROKEN FRICKEN' PENCIL!!! There was five inches of snow on the ground but I got to work on time because I AM... THAT... DAMN... GOOD. I suck. Now you do better. |
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Remember when I said I wasn't doing your wife from behind while you were talking to her on the phone from your work-payed hotel the other night? Well...I LIIIIIIEEEEEED!
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DAMN!
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You don't think a black hole of cosmic confusion absorbing and distorting all that come into its wake? Prove me wrong!
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Man: I can't believe you sold me this unsafe house. My wife fell through the floor and hurt her leg this morning!
Real Estate Agent: How do you like me now?!? |
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*Half-a-minute in*
Woman: Has this ever happened before? Man: It wasn't my fault! |
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*After a nice dinner and a night on the town, Eric Shin and Alice Benjamin spend the rest of it together*
Eric Shin *Playfully*: Oh, Ms. Benjamin, that was amazing. Alice Benjamin: Call me MR. Benjamin! |
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#8 |
He's Here
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Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?
Customer: Paper. Cashier: Okay, here you go. HAVE A NICE DAY! |
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Guest
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This really isn't funny.
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Quote:
![]() Last edited by Mr. Nerfect; 04-09-2007 at 10:52 AM. |
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Dr. Phil: Tell me, how you feel about your wife?
Guest: Well... Dr. Phil: It doesn't matter how you feel!!! |
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He's Here
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HaTeR: DAMN! I only have three minutes to catch the train! I think I-
*Suddenly, Eric Bischoff appears* Bischoff: Did I just hear you say... THREE MINUTES!? *Umaga appears and gives Hater the Samoan Spike.* |
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Reporter: I'm down here at a hospital in Houston, Texas, where the oldest woman to ever conceive a child is about to give birth.
Doctor: One more push...that should do it. *Woman pushes* Doctor: What the fuck? It's a hand! |
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He's Here
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Pastor: He was a caring, loving man. He lived only for his family. If-
*Suddenly, the corpse pops up out of the casket* "Dead" Guy: I LIIIIEEEEDDDD! Pastor: JESUS CHRIST! Jesus: What? Pastor: Is this your doing? Jesus: Nah, he was just pulling your leg. |
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