I figured out what you need to be over on SmackDown.

[The One]

Have a fun entrance. That's it. It also doesn't hurt if you're hurt. Look who's the top players over there...

Undertaker: The gong, the lights, the slow walk, more than half of his character is based on him coming to the ring and setting the stage before the match starts. Of course once it does start Taker is SD's best Main Eventer in the ring, which is a pathedically sad statement right now...(injured)

Batista: Dancin' Dave is great. The hopping around, the pretend machine guns, the running up the three steps, it's great until you ring the bell.

Mr. Kennedy: ...Kennedy. Enough said. (injured)

Mysterio: Jumping out of the ground. (injured)

Booker: Sharmell screaming for a half hour somehow got him more over. Don't ask me, I always turned the channel for it. (injured)

Really, to be in the World Title scene, you just need a cool entrance. Quick, someone tell Benoit he's one creative meeting from being Champ again.

[Dorkchop]

Maybe Benoit and MVP should switch entrances....... :shifty:

[Xero]

How could you forget JBL's limo entrance!?

[Londoner]

Ah, now we know why people suddenly like MVP.

[The One]

How could you forget JBL's limo entrance!?

JBL is a god. That's why he's over. The limo was just the cherry on the Holy Sundae.

[KingofOldSchool]

Val Venis should move over to Smackdown and have a ring entrance consisting of him "shooting one of his movies" while making his way to the ring.

Kinda like an X-rated version of Melina/Nitro's entrance.

[The One]

Alienoid is writing a 50 page thesis and sending it to WWE as we speak actually.

[KingofOldSchool]

Alienoid is writing a 50 page thesis and sending it to WWE as we speak actually.

Well look at it this way, it would make use of the Diva Search girls/

[The One]

No, Divas can't be whores anymore...and they can't wrestle...and they can't talk...any they can't really get over...

[KingofOldSchool]

No, Divas can't be whores anymore...and they can't wrestle...and they can't talk...any they can't really get over...

Whores give it up for free, with Val at least they are getting paid.

:shifty: :naughty:

[The One]

Ah, well then, let's proceed. Venis, start fuckin' them Search Sluts.

[Theo Dious]

I would also point out that Eddie had his lowrider entrance.

This must be why they moved Kane to Smackdown.

[Kane Knight]

So Kane can ride in on a Lowrider?

I just figured it was so he'd be injured/killed and they could drop his whole backstory.

[IC Champion]

King Booker is gold, gold I tells ya.

[Theo Dious]

He's black, actually. Adjust your television.

[tucsonspeed6]

What about Kendrick and London? Wearing those little masks and running to the ring really fast should at least get them halfway over.

[BigDaddyCool]

King Booker is gold, gold I tells ya.

That was only when he was with Golddust and Dust's makeup rubbed off on Booker T.

[Kane Knight]

What about Kendrick and London? Wearing those little masks and running to the ring really fast should at least get them halfway over.

They are over with the crowds.

This is where King of Oldschool will point out that we're all jerking them off...Oh, right, he likes them, so it's different.

[owenbrown]

Alienoid is writing a 50 page thesis and sending it to WWE as we speak actually.
It's probably more like 500 pages and the writers can't read that well and that much.

[KingofOldSchool]

This is where King of Oldschool will point out that we're all jerking them off...Oh, right, he likes them, so it's different.

I don't see people on here other than Allenoid who spaz out over them like people do with Kennedy.

There is a difference between marking out and treating someone like they are the second coming of Jesus.

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't see people on here other than Allenoid who spaz out over them like people do with Kennedy.

There is a difference between marking out and treating someone like they are the second coming of Jesus.

What, they are going to stab John Cena again?

[KingofOldSchool]

What, they are going to stab John Cena again?

They gotta find a giant spinner belt first.

[PorkSoda]

Rey Mysterio should come back as Mario or Luigi and come out to the Mario music with the green tube. I've always wanted to see a real life version of Mario jump out of the green tube. And they could time the music so when Mario (Rey) jumps out he could yell "YAHOOOOOO." That would kickass.

And Triple H could be Bowser....

And Stephanie could be Peach......

And Little Bastard could be Toad......

THATS AN ANGLE FOR YA!

[Xerzes]

It's-a-me, Mysterio!

[Kane Knight]

So how do we do the Super Mysterio part. He eats a Mushroom and doubles in size and all...

[Xero]

You think his different masks are different powers?

[Tazz Dan]

Shane: DAD! How are we going to get Chris Masters over?

Vince: *Surfing random wrestling forum - grins* Uh Shane, I have an ORIGINAL idea. Certinally not from the IWC. Let's move him to Smackdown!

Shane: DAD! You're the greatest....

[XL]

What, they are going to stab John Cena again?
:lol:

[AdrianM]

Have a fun entrance. That's it. It also doesn't hurt if you're hurt. Look who's the top players over there...

Undertaker: The gong, the lights, the slow walk, more than half of his character is based on him coming to the ring and setting the stage before the match starts. Of course once it does start Taker is SD's best Main Eventer in the ring, which is a pathedically sad statement right now...(injured)

Batista: Dancin' Dave is great. The hopping around, the pretend machine guns, the running up the three steps, it's great until you ring the bell.

Mr. Kennedy: ...Kennedy. Enough said. (injured)

Mysterio: Jumping out of the ground. (injured)

Booker: Sharmell screaming for a half hour somehow got him more over. Don't ask me, I always turned the channel for it. (injured)

Really, to be in the World Title scene, you just need a cool entrance. Quick, someone tell Benoit he's one creative meeting from being Champ again.

entrances help, of course they do.
Remember, wrestling exactly aimed at your (maybe our) demographic anymore

[Kane Knight]

Are you kidding? Smackdown covets that 18-34 Demographic.

[Theo Dious]

Shane: DAD! How are we going to get Chris Masters over?

Vince: That's a good question. Let's make me ECW champion.

Shane: Okay, that'll... wait, what does that have to do with Chris Masters?

Vince: Chris who?

[Rammsteinmad]

Also nobody has mentioned Boogeyman or Paul Birchill (when he would swing from the entrance).

[PorkSoda]

So how do we do the Super Mysterio part. He eats a Mushroom and doubles in size and all...

Hmmm.....he puts on spring shoes.