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Boss
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I figured out what you need to be over on SmackDown.
Have a fun entrance. That's it. It also doesn't hurt if you're hurt. Look who's the top players over there...
Undertaker: The gong, the lights, the slow walk, more than half of his character is based on him coming to the ring and setting the stage before the match starts. Of course once it does start Taker is SD's best Main Eventer in the ring, which is a pathedically sad statement right now...(injured) Batista: Dancin' Dave is great. The hopping around, the pretend machine guns, the running up the three steps, it's great until you ring the bell. Mr. Kennedy: ...Kennedy. Enough said. (injured) Mysterio: Jumping out of the ground. (injured) Booker: Sharmell screaming for a half hour somehow got him more over. Don't ask me, I always turned the channel for it. (injured) Really, to be in the World Title scene, you just need a cool entrance. Quick, someone tell Benoit he's one creative meeting from being Champ again. Quote:
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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Maybe Benoit and MVP should switch entrances.......
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He's Here
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How could you forget JBL's limo entrance!?
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One Of A Kind
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Ah, now we know why people suddenly like MVP.
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Boss
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...IN HD!!!!
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Val Venis should move over to Smackdown and have a ring entrance consisting of him "shooting one of his movies" while making his way to the ring.
Kinda like an X-rated version of Melina/Nitro's entrance. |
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Boss
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Alienoid is writing a 50 page thesis and sending it to WWE as we speak actually.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Boss
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No, Divas can't be whores anymore...and they can't wrestle...and they can't talk...any they can't really get over...
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Boss
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Ah, well then, let's proceed. Venis, start fuckin' them Search Sluts.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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I would also point out that Eddie had his lowrider entrance.
This must be why they moved Kane to Smackdown. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So Kane can ride in on a Lowrider?
I just figured it was so he'd be injured/killed and they could drop his whole backstory. |
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King Booker is gold, gold I tells ya.
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He's black, actually. Adjust your television.
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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What about Kendrick and London? Wearing those little masks and running to the ring really fast should at least get them halfway over.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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This is where King of Oldschool will point out that we're all jerking them off...Oh, right, he likes them, so it's different. |
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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There is a difference between marking out and treating someone like they are the second coming of Jesus. |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Rey Mysterio should come back as Mario or Luigi and come out to the Mario music with the green tube. I've always wanted to see a real life version of Mario jump out of the green tube. And they could time the music so when Mario (Rey) jumps out he could yell "YAHOOOOOO." That would kickass.
And Triple H could be Bowser.... And Stephanie could be Peach...... And Little Bastard could be Toad...... THATS AN ANGLE FOR YA! |
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It's-a-me, Mysterio!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So how do we do the Super Mysterio part. He eats a Mushroom and doubles in size and all...
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He's Here
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You think his different masks are different powers?
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Shane: DAD! How are we going to get Chris Masters over?
Vince: *Surfing random wrestling forum - grins* Uh Shane, I have an ORIGINAL idea. Certinally not from the IWC. Let's move him to Smackdown! Shane: DAD! You're the greatest.... |
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Feeling Oof-y
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aka Aussie_Skier
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Remember, wrestling exactly aimed at your (maybe our) demographic anymore |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Are you kidding? Smackdown covets that 18-34 Demographic.
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Also nobody has mentioned Boogeyman or Paul Birchill (when he would swing from the entrance).
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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