Of all the retarded gimmicks you could think of....

[Kane Knight]

Most something amusing, yet so stupid even Vinnie Mac might balk at it.

For some reason, I was just thinking of a "Lord of the Dance" gimmick. It's incredibly fucking stupid, but the thought made me laugh.

[KingofOldSchool]

An internet smark gimmick.

[Kane Knight]

Didn't they do that with Eugene?

[KingofOldSchool]

Nah, he's basically representing the John Cena fans.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nah, he's basically representing the John Cena fans.

:foc:

A gimmick where a guy is scared to wrestle so he always tries to weasel his way out of matches by offering his opponent gift certificates or coupons of assorted varieties.

[thedamndest]

How about a generic babyface with little to no back story in colorful tights who becomes a wigger, who then becomes a Marine, all with only 6 moves! I'll bet he could be champion some day.

[Kane Knight]

:foc:

A gimmick where a guy is scared to wrestle so he always tries to weasel his way out of matches by offering his opponent gift certificates or coupons of assorted varieties.

LOL I love it. That's awful, but :rofl:

[IC Champion]

Asian Cowboy......:shifty:

[IC Champion]

But seriously, off the top of my head, a Matador Gimmick.

[KingofOldSchool]

A disgruntled Wal*Mart employee.

[Anybody Thrilla]

But seriously, off the top of my head, a Matador Gimmick.

http://www.otherarena.com/art/other/titosant.jpg

[Xero]

A Civil War Southern Sympathizer who got caught in a time rift.

[Vastardikai]

A skinny guy with no sternum who is the protoge' of Jeff Hardy?

(If you've seen the other shitty worker in the infamous Jeff Hardy ROH match, you know who I speak of.)

Or,

A wrestling Fast Food Employee.

[Dorkchop]

A BUS DRIVER! FINISHING MOVE: THE TRANSFER!

I'm serious. When I used to make CAW in wrestling games, I would make a bus driver.

[St. Jimmy]

HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA PUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Xero]

HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA GET PUUUUUUUNNNNNKKK'D!
Don't know why that was the first thing to come to mind...

[Skippord]

THE POSTMAN


"HE'S GOING POSTAL"

[Kane Knight]

THE POSTMAN


"HE'S GOING POSTAL"

That would actually be great. He could team up with Val Venis. They both handle a lot of packages, they rarely deliver early, and they're not afraid to fill your box....

[Mr. Nerfect]

A World War II veteran who was placed in suspended animation just so he could be awakened in 2007, and save the WWE from Shoichi Funaki.

[Kalyx triaD]

My cousin came up with a prophet angle he'll use for our reunion backyard wrasslin get-together (we are trying this at home).

Has a heel he would prophecy events of the show and everytime they'd come to pass his music would hit and he'd appear at the 'ramp' smiling. The prestige is that he caused the events himself or through partnerships with other heels.

[Kane Knight]

A World War II veteran who was placed in suspended animation just so he could be awakened in 2007, and save the WWE from Shoichi Funaki.:rofl:

[Mooияakeя™]

An invader that has recently escaped from Area 51 and is looking to show that Cena is not super human. Whilst still keeping the WWE's love of Cena beating anything on earth.

[Shisen Kopf]

Put a guy in a bear suit and have the announcers and everyone act like it is a real bear wrestling.

[Kalyx triaD]

This is more a plot than a wrestlers angle but...

When Gregory Helms returns he should go back to Hurricane persona and the angle should be billed as "Hurricane Returns". They could reproduce scenes between Lois and Superman with Hurricane and Maria. Maria would ask him why he left when WWE needed a hero (great point after recent events).

Over time Hurricane would then turn heel and wear a black and white variation of his costume so they can play off Spider-man 3's plot as well. Black Hurricane ripping off his suit (after going to far one night) and tossing away only for another wrestler to wear it as a new 'Super-Villain' heel is my kind of TV.

[IC Champion]

http://www.otherarena.com/art/other/titosant.jpg
OMG, I can vaguly remember that, jesus christ what were they thinking.

[Xero]

"STEREOTYPE!"

[IC Champion]

Good thing they stopped doing that.....

[Kalyx triaD]

BROOKLYN

[NoRoolz]

The Boogeyman is pretty damn stupid.

As for ridiculous ideas:

- A wrestler with multi-personality disorder. Could be heel and face at once, and change during interviews and angles.
- A gangster wrestler, or a heel stable would be better actually... I don't mean like the 'F.B.I' I mean like Goodfellas style gangsters with one guy being mob-boss and 5 or 6 others being his workers. It could be like the corporation but stupider.
- A cannibal. Tries to eat wrestlers. Provokes feuds with the likes of Mark Henry and Viscera.
- A giant liquorice allsort. Just because.

[Outsider]

The fat chick thriller
That 70's guy
A Canadian loyalist who is actually American

[Mr Regal]

Neo Nazi stable

[Arnold HamNegger]

Neo Nazi stable

A "reverse wiggerism" would kind of be funny with Shelton Benjamin and Crime Tyme. They could play Uncle Tom Klan members that try to lynch black people/Cena.


Shelton in a 'Chief Brody' voice (looking at Mark Henry): "We're gonna need a bigger rope."

[TerranRich]

The fat chick thriller
That 70's guy
A Canadian loyalist who is actually American
Those are all Awesome ideas!

[Arnold HamNegger]

"Photoshop Guy"

He's rewriting the WWE history books...literally.

[Mooияakeя™]

Hmmm..... I really reckon I could see someone "from the future".

"I'm comin atchya, from the fute-cha".

Heck, we've already had loads of cow-boys. They can be classed as wild west. So now the future comes in.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hmmm..... I really reckon I could see someone "from the future".

"I'm comin atchya, from the fute-cha".

Heck, we've already had loads of cow-boys. They can be classed as wild west. So now the future comes in.

http://www.gerweck.net/maxmoon.jpg

[Crossrine]

http://www.oldschool-wrestling.com/wwow/WWW_pictures/maxmoon1.jpg


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http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2006/09/21/konnan.jpg

[WrestlingClassic]

Paul Burchill. Enough said

[WrestlingClassic]

well a ment the pirate gimic. :D

[Anybody Thrilla]

Some of you are really missing the point, I'm afraid.

[NeanderCarl]

THE POSTMAN


"HE'S GOING POSTAL"

His finisher could be called "The Knock", and he could make a point of always performing it twice to end the match.

The postman always knocks twice...?? Anyone??

[NeanderCarl]

- A wrestler with multi-personality disorder. Could be heel and face at once, and change during interviews and angles.

Didn't WCW try this with Lex Luger circa 1995?

- A cannibal. Tries to eat wrestlers. Provokes feuds with the likes of Mark Henry and Viscera.
What do you think Kamala was??

- A giant liquorice allsort. Just because.

Well.... it takes all sorts.

[NeanderCarl]

How about an epileptic wrestler?

He's got the match in hand, about to win and... BAM! Epileptic fit!

The pendulum has swung...

[NeanderCarl]

How about a wrestling gardener, who wants to conquer the wrestling world in order to promote his gardening skills?

Or a wrestling paedophile gimmick??

A wrestling smuggler?

[NoRoolz]

Heidenreich was blatantly hinting at a paedophile heel turn when he used to invite small children from the crowd into the ring so he could make 'friends' with them.

[NeanderCarl]

How about a wrestling telesales agent? You know, he vents his frustration from his angry telephone customers on his opponents in the ring.

Like in Office Space, where they smash up the photocopier. Except he does that to all the faces in the WWE.

[Theo Dious]

Didn't WCW try this with Lex Luger circa 1995?

I DON'T KNOW!!!

[Mooияakeя™]

OMFG. Forgot Konnan's attempt @ Tron. :rofl:

[Destor]

Narcolepsy

[Pepsi Man]

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.

[Chuck Jones]

Wrestling Insurance Salesman or Tupperware Spokesperson. Bores his opponent to sleep with his presentations on his porducts and benefits, and then pins them when they hit the mat.

[Pepsi Man]

Wrestling Insurance Salesman or Tupperware Spokesperson. Bores his opponent to sleep with his presentations on his porducts and benefits, and then pins them when they hit the mat.
It should be a "diva" as the Tupperware Spokesperson, and she could toss out the catalogues to wrestlers in the back, locker rooms, and the crowd.